>Beta orbiter that loves and would do anything for Emilia
Bros, a-are we Jorah?
Beta orbiter that loves and would do anything for Emilia
y-y-ya bro, we're totally jorah bro! based fren and bro! Yea Forums buddies 4 life, right bro? anonymous rise up!
>get cucked by alpha and chose to die for the woman that friendzoned you
Truly /ourguy/
Emilia is behind all Emilia threads. Say hi, anons
Yes, you're a cuck while she rides the cock carousel
No, we are the phantom of the opera
>he doesn't know
Nobody tell him
emiliafags are more like sam irl
>fat
>fucks some ugly bum
>takes care of her son
>hated by their father
>liberal
>that projection
No, because he was at least a valued friend. Women are repulsed and disgusted by me.
God I hope so
Jorah is better than anyone on Yea Forums. He was handsome and brave and actually materially made Daenerys' life better.
>fucks some ugly bum
y-yeah fucks
>me and Emilia tonight fending off the jannies after she dabs on them by winning an Emmy
DEUS VULT
Reminder Jorah:
>was married twice before the events of the show
>managed to marry the love of his life out of love, not out of some alliance contract
>was a war hero and the greatest hero in Westeros for a while
>defeated Jaime Lannister in his prime in a tourney
>was the most travelled Westerosi that wasn't an Iron Islander of his generation
>was exiled for slavery but managed to return to Westeros as leading general of a conquering army
>was the first adult man in millennia to survive Greyscale
>died defeating the undead menace
We wish we were like Jorah
Friendly reminder your waifu is not into traditional marriage between man and woman, only wants a beta provider she can cut loose at anytime to fuck Khal Drogos on the side.
>marrying in 2019
Thats actually pretty based of her
TO BE FAIR, Jorah's motivation was never getting inside Khaleesi's pussy, it was to put her on the Iron Throne because he honestly thought she would be the best ruler they could get
Imagine being this naive. He wanted to bang her.
Of course he wanted to bang her, but that was not his main motivation
>he thought a woman would be the best
He's stupider than I thought.
She actually wants a sugar mamma relationship where she can keep working and still spend time with her partner daily
Because he had something she needed.
>fucks some ugly bum
At least he's getting laid
underrated but still cringe
Fuck DRUMPFFFFf
Has he appeared as Batman alreadg or waht?
>serve a king selflessly and ruin your own life for his sake
a noble and loyal knight, paragon of virtue
>serve a queen selflessly and ruin your life for her sake
beta orbiter incel faggot, kill yourself
Reminder that in the books Dany is 13 while Jorah is a 40-year old ugly bald man.
You don't serve a king because you want to get your hands on his pucci, don't you?
>40-year old ugly bald man
I can't think of him as a beta friendzoned cuck in the show. The actor they picked looks like someone who would be every cougar's wet dream
>She dated Seth McFarland
I can't forgive her for this. She is forever tarnished
No, because I have enough self-respect to leave the friendzone.
That was a secondary motivation of Jorah, he truly thought she was the best option
Maybe