Were these niggas gay?

Were these niggas gay?

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No, they were not homosexuals.

hobbits arent gay u fukking moron theyre just smaller versions of regular ppl like aragorn or legoolas or gondolf

Frodo was, Sam wasn't. That's why Frodo had to leave when Sam got married, he couldn't live being third wheel

>You've never left your homeland before
>Family friend accompanies you on a journey halfway across the world, deep into enemy territory, on what is most likely a one-way trip to your death.
>Friend sticks with you, protecting you while you're sleeping, carries all of the provisions for you, gathers water for you, cooks for you, etc...

Must by gay niggas.

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No only Merry was and that's because he didn't want to risk giving life to the wrong progeny

Middle Earth is set in the time before homosexuality

they're friends, not like you would ever know what its like to have one

"Toxic masculinity is a scourge, it hurts men"

"Lol u care about another man you want him up ur butt"

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lmao please be a real article

Or maybe they're just embracing because a fucking volcano exploded and they know they're going to die.

I just want to remind everyone that platonic love is the only love that exists. Everything else is a demonic deception.

No, that's called friendship, you stupid woman.

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I really feel like the many shades of human relationships are getting crushed by political correctness.
"You're friends with someone of the same sex? You must be gay."

Friendship used to be like this. If you read messages from world war 1 era and earlier you would think everyone was gay but it's just how friendships were in the past.

I think over time men started acting less close because they didn't want to be perceived as gay

Frodo was gay, Sam was not. In the Silmarillion there's some strong hints that Frodo coerced Sam into showing him his cock a few times, or other "sexual favors." He used his position of power to abuse Sam, who was "in love" with Frodo but only out of loyalty and friendship. It paints Frodo in a more gray light, which is a bit based imo

Frodo was a shy gay that never confessed his feelings to sam and Sam was really dumb so he never knew, if Frodo had made a pass at him they would've been together.
Now Legolas and Gimli were gay and they stayed together till the end.
Love the gay representation in TLOTR, was ahead of its time.

No Frodo was hella old compared to Sam. So Sam was following a wider old man in search of adventure

are you a woman?

>Imagine being Gimli and having access to the finest 5,000 year old boipussi 24/7.

He was the true winner in the Lord of the Rings.

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This is a hidden danger of accepting homosexuality. Masculinity suddenly becomes difficult.
Just look at countries like India and Turkey where mustaches are still seen as unironically masculine while western men are scared of them,

This could also (hopefully) be a temporary thing, while society reorients itself around acceptance of homosexuality.

They shared the load

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this isn't toxic masculinity, this is lgbt rhetoric

It literally calls sam his servant how much gayer can you be

>people in 2019 no longer understand the concept of camaraderie

sad

suck dis dick nigga

If your last act before dying is hugging another dude, it doesn't matter how much of a based bro he was to you, you're a fucking faggot.

Sorry OP, asking that actually means you are in fact the gay.

this

His cock is even nicer desu

Based
Anyone who disagrees is a closet homo too

Exactly. When you're this close to getting fucking killed, you don't think with your dick unless you're a fucking coomer.

Considering Frodo didn't drink Galadriel's piss bottle I'm gonna have to say yeah he's a total fag.

Strong words when you're not in a town that's covered in ash and lava.

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Same with the nuance of gender expression. Now you're immediately declared trans if you show some non-stereotypical traits to your gender.