>with Chad friend
>random 8/10 just gives me a piece of paper with her number on in Starbucks to pass to him
Give me 3 kinos, 11 flicks and 1 video where this is the main theme. In fairness this has apparently never happened to him before (friend of probs a 7) but it really makes you wonder what life is like as a 9
Didn't happen, but you should watch Freddy Got Fingered and Robocop.
I hope he threw it away. I hate when grown ass women try to pass numbers through friends like they’re in fucking highschool. That shit’s pathetic.
It literally just fucking did. It was at a train station, the girls name was Elle and she got the guy she was working with to give it to me
Three Kinos? One sec
Don’t give the number to your friend and call her up. Women like balls.
Just keep the number for yourself you fucking retard
Why not Most Versatile Primate?
I bet you gave it to Chad. Just drop it and tell her to go speak to him. It's a great way to embarrass a cunt like that.
Chad turned her down
BECAUSE THIS MOKNEY IS NOT YOUR AVERAGE MONKEY! TGHIS MONEKEY IS EXTREEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEE AAAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA YOU CANNOT STOP THIS MONKEUY!!!!!! HE IS TOOOOO FASSTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT HIM USAINA BOLT???? WRONG HE ALREADY BEATEN YUO BEFORE YOU EVBEN STARTED!!! HE IS NOT JUST MONKEY!!! HE IS EXTREEEEMEEE MONKEEEEEEEEYYYY
>be with chad coworker
>he tells me some girl left him a note with her number on his car in the morning
Considering I had sex like three times in my life and never came during them, it depressed me a little.
Holy shit you are a cuck. You sure you’re not gay?
>emojis
You don’t belong here and should be thankful of that
Wow you sound like a jealous dweeb. Hes better looking than you, theres no helping that. Stop pretending its a choice you have. Fucking faggot
We're both bisexual
Honestly I know, been here for 6 years growing up on the Chan and can't kick habit
Cringe, happy for him. He works out a lot which definitely makes helps
Theres no such thing as bisexuals. Was your dad emotionally distant? You should see a therapist.
Don't know either parent. There def is, like fucking twinks and women equally
>hanging out with Chad friend
>every time we go out, girls throw themselves at him
Couple instances
>first time
>at a German themed beer pub
>waitress comes over, I’m there early
>typical millennial waitress (ie attentive, but not polite, crass humor, etc)
>Chad friend sits down
>full blown calling him daddy by the time we’re picking up the checks
>another time we’re out
>very industry bar, silly themed rooms etc
>one is a space themed black light themed room
>hanging in out in there, doing goofy shit with anything white we have on
>girl approaches Chad
>starts chatting him up
>can tell she’s obviously drunk, start to egg her on
>she says how she wonders what it would look like to have cum all over her clothes/face in this room, while staring at Chad
It’s pretty hilarious to make these sluts go further, when going out with him. Absolutely hates it, which makes it funnier
Also his chad friend is going to a doctor when user himself is a fat neckbeard 4channer.
>emojis
so you're underage, homosexual, or both
I'm the one in medical school dumbfuck. Friend is a brainlet although great guy
>calls friend brainlet
i wonder why he's the one that gets all the girls and you're still a cuck. grow up
Because he isn't very smart? Don't mean it as an insult it's just true.
I get a few 7s a month but never had a stunner just give me her number.
>calling chadbros brainlets
Chads brains only have 2 function that they perform at a high IQ level first one is fuck bitches and second one is be bros. You don’t deserve a bro
Calm down angry incel. Anyway which university are you from?
Women don't approach men, even if the man is a literal chiseled god. That's a meme that incels believe because they've been told to believe it. You approach women, or you get nothing. The .01% of women that will approach a man are damaged goods.
>be a solid 6.5 or 7.5 out of 10.
> Flash a little money. have a little fun. Get laid tonight.
One of the 2 you're thinking of, not that it even matters
you've led an interesting life user, would you ever consider chronicling your adventures in a biographical way?
>dont know either parents
There it is
You should have pretended to be your friend, told that bitch to meat you at the kino station and just not showed up lol what a bitch I would rape her
seething lol
100% of people who talk about “chads” on Yea Forums are homosexuals that list after men
This user is correct.
Why is Yea Forums so obsessed with chads?
Incel here. Is what she did considered rude by normies?
I don't fucking know. I hate women
Coping to this magnitude shouldn’t be possible.
Around Chads, feel like lads