PRIVATE user WHAT IS THIS IN YOUR FOOTLOCKER

do they not do a shakedown and repack at marine boot camp?

oh that's right, Kubrick never served.

SIR, IT'S A WAIFU PILLOW, SIR

SIR ITS A DRAGON DILDO SIR

How does masturbating work in the military?
Do you have to do it in the toilets pretending you're taking a shit or does everyone just do it in bed under the covers and there's an unspoken rule to not say anything about it?

based

Sir, my stash of Yea Forums memes, sir!

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CUNNY SIR

He didn't bring the donut in his footlocker with him from civilian life, user. Only the donut in his soul.

Hang sheets from bunk. Acquire jack shack

YOU CALL THOSE DUBS?
THOSE ARE SINGLES PRIVATE user. MY GOD YOU ARE DUMBER THAN A SACK OF JANNIES, YOU KNOW THAT user!

You circlejerk on a military-provided cracker and the last one to coom has to eat it.
t. Served in the navy

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

in basic you can't masturbate. its actually the start of a myth, im guessing, that they feed us saltpeeter in basic. but no one can masturbate. we all try. you have to hold guard each night to pretend you are a soldier, and to deprive you of sleep. so you are essentially guarding the toilets. and you see guys go in and try. but i don't know of anyone that ever succeeded.

once your out of basic you are on your own though you can go hire all the prostitutes you want.

a stash of emma stone's after-gym socks and her heels sir

picture of your mother, sir

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It's a comb, sir!

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Based Finnish conscripts

Based

>tries to call the passenger a loser
>knows the exact name of Naruto's knife
kek

The military provides comfort women now.

>Show me your best run, private.

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oh crap i wonder how that works. my story was about the military 15 years ago. but now there are female sappers. i wonder how that works.

But why jpeg

Sir, it's a screen-used prop from the movie Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Sir

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I dont get it

Demon girl hentai sir

My cum socks, sir

WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT

gunnery sgt hartman is one the greatest characters in film history prove me wrong

I bet he could make a man suck a golfball through a gardenhose

Naurto was always the losers anime. Only faggots liked it.

ITS MY CP FLASHDRIVE, SIR

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you liked this fight.

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a pair of Gucci loafers and a sack of gummy bears

but the guy who wrote Jarhead, who was a US Marine, said people did masturbate on the toilet.

CP is actually a pretty standard unit in Japanese games, I wonder why

I’m sorry is that a fagruto pic? Can’t tell because I don’t watch faggot anime past the age of 15.

>using homophobic insults
Yep, you're underage, or a right winger, both have the same levels of intelligence.

>Kubrick never served
pretty fucking based in my book

die from septic shock tranny

Hit the nail on the head didn't I?

lolita is a pretty standard character type there too

Im sure niggers do

And a /pol/tard to boot.

>le /pol/tard XD

It's a Finnish "morning comb", you have a bunch of them and break a tooth off one every morning during your conscription

>character
that was not a character, user. That was just our boy R. Lee being R Lee.

US Navy?

unironically what did he mean by this

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Checked

GIANT anime TITTIES SIR

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He wanted to figure out which one of them would be played by John Wayne if they were characters in a movie, meaning which one would be the hard-boiled protagonist