Who would you cast if a biopic would be made about these two?

thing is already over 30. They must have been dicked many times by now. No account of it, sad

they both die

You joke but that was a valid medical dilemma when they were fetuses. THat way they would ensure a normal girl to be born

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Based ogre chad

If they shlick their clit, is it considered masturbation or sex?

I can't believe both have tracheae-whatevers that connects to lungs and stomach, so like do only one of them get to eat? That seems too symmetrical
No wait, both can talk right, so both got lungs
this is so confusing

If one has a stroke then the motor skills of one side of the body will be all fucked up as each brain controls one arm and one leg.

If one dies by anything aside of decapitation they both die since aside of their brain all their vital organs are shared including their heart. Although I suppose one could be a brain dead vegetable and the other could be fine but again half their body wouldn't work so their quality of life would be absolute shit.

Good Lord that's a dark topic.

Imagine how weird any sort of sexual relationship with then would be.

One sucks your dick while the other eats your ass.

I don't remember that Resident Evil boss

Hey user

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Imagine if one of them starts dating a guy whom the other dislikes. If they have sex, the other half could technically claim rape.

I saw them twice IRL

Sometimes I wonder if my life would be happier if I were an abomination like this. At least I'd always have someone by my side, someone who can never abandon or betray me.

Wonder what Neckzuri feels like

underrated

they both die

What if one wants to get in shape but the other one just keeps eating junk at night while the other is sleeping

Did you get a vibe of disgust or bewilderment?

fuck no it wouldn't mate

calories in, calories out

I wonder if they ever made out while masturbating

No shit retard

OGRE MAGI

We were going to a park and saw them and then we all decided to go somewhere else

You'd still probably be too autistic to talk to anyone including your abomination bro. It'd be hella awkward.

Fascinating.

Do you think they can move their neck just enough to give you a double blowjob?

Did they look depressed and suicidal or content with their existence? I can’t ever imagine suicide but I might end it if I was a freak.

There’s a picture of one of them giving head and it looks like it might be possible.

idris elba and angourie rice

They were playing on the jungle gym and we saw someone with two heads and we thought we were in a horror movie suddenly so we went somewhere else

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I saw this thread yesterday as well and thought I'd do some reading. Chang and Eng Bunker's story is so fucking sad. Chang died in his sleep, Eng woke up and apparently said "Then I am going". Guy was dead hours later from fluid in lungs and heart failure.

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Sauce

these two got jobs as 5th grade math teachers and they also get paid two salaries. they should definitely get cosmetic surgery on their face and body tho

If one of them wants breast implants can she only get the one boob done if the other disagrees?

>Let's go North!
>No, South!

considering their senses are split directly down the middle and each controls one side of the body i'm guessing both "own" each side.

anyone have the photos?

Search for two headed girl blow job on ddg.

How do they shit?

With their anus

It's clearly a shop to anyone that's not a drooling retard.

Which side controls the anus?

ani*

Would love to see them on Swallowed. com

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We're ready master

Half and half.

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How have I never seen that pic of them sucking a dick?

Because you're a newfag.

a stroke is just a bloodclot which can happen anywhere in the body

Been here since 2004 fucko

That's a fake.

would it be considered a threesome

Legitimately thought they died a long time ago.

there was another kinda famous thing like it that died.

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Why don't I find this weird looking?

The brainless kids? I've thought of what happened with them. Used to see videos and images of them all the time and then suddenly nothing.

imagine seeing them without prior context
you're going about your day and then a two-headed monster is in front of you in the check out line at the grocery store. imagine you're the clerk at the store. you have to be polite and professional while this two-headed abomination is trying to buy produce

These two are a natural comedy duo. Too bad they are women.

I can't believe we are still having this discussion after...6 years?!!

I am supposed to progressed to somewhere else

You are now aware that one of them controls both legs and her arm while the other is essentially a parasite who has nothing but an arm and a head.

Based on what and how the fuck would you know?

Because it's his dick in the picture.

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It would be very painful

Based on having seen the original, and by seeing the original. The pic is fucking ages old and well understood to be fake.

They actually have to work that out

post original

It's amazing every time I think about it

youtu.be/1RiFbEA3aOw

>that intermittent unison
MY FUCKING DICK

Hello ladies.
Its a pleasure to meet you.

It's 1. extremely old, and 2. fake

What the actual fuck?
Why would they talk like that, aren't they two independent brains? Is this literally conditioning, to talk over each other like fucking toddlers, but do so perfectly? It's both fascinating and appalling, but that could be said about their entire existence I suppose.

Have you literally never met a pair of twins in your life? Damn dude.

>back is just a beige blob
>no bones or anything
Yeah, fucking fake.

Twins do it to a lesser extent so it's no big surprise that conjoined twins do it heavily.

then you've had thousands of opportunities to see it's a shop

Imagine the blowjob.

Its Fake! Its Fake! Its Fake!
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Lets just wait... I'm sure someone can deliver.
So they sucked dick.
SO FUCKIN WHAT!

That's the thing, I have met several identical twins before, and they never did any of that shit. As a matter of fact, I actually spent quite some time with them. They were close, but they'd never talk over each other or in actual fucking unison, that's just stupid.

you're stupid

how tf does this happen. this is why i don't want kids.

You must be blind or deaf then. I know a pair of fraternal twins, not even identical but they do it all the time.

They are just performing it to entertain people. If any other twins do that be grateful they are trying to entertain you

how many girls have you met that have two heads?

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What a fucking stupid question. They already have to watch each other/share masturbation.
Of course they have. Why on earth wouldn't you? Most people do weird shit whilst growing up an experimenting, and seeing as they share a body they must double down on the experiments.

just 4u

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The chad head and the virgin duckface head

Can they even turn and face each other?

Thanks mon.
One needs these things cleared up.
Appreciate the effort.

Can you touch your right elbow with your right hand?

Probably just enough to get tongues in