Movie night

>not having a gf at all
lmao. enjoy years of living with somebody else and having to find a way to appease both you and her at the same time. i'm a virgin but i love every moment of it, complete and utter freedom, unlike you cumbrain

How did you retards manage to ruin such a kino meme like feels guy?

Fuck off with your polish hijack name too.

>movie night
>opening credits and he already has his erect penis out

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femjack is hot though

>he puts on "kino" and not a disney movie

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>movie night
>it's another boat movie

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no one here is a girl or has had a gf

>girls on Yea Forums

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Shouldn't it be Wojane?

Its Femmejak

It’s hoejak

Glad I'm not the only one

>it's a old kung fu flick again

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i know a girl that has a godfather poster in her room, and another girl with taxi driver and terminator posters in her room

there's trannys here, though that hardly counts. their posts are always easy to spot too

>girls

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>put on drive
>she starts rubbing back and forth in her chair

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>I don't want to watch bronson again user...
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT

>user, another Western movie? Are you serious right now?

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>he puts Heat (3 hours long)
>your phone battery is at 16%

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>watching kinos on a phone
D R O P P E D

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Retard

>"retard"
>watches kinos on phone

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I did that too. She said it was good but a little boring for her taste. She really liked king of comedy and taxi driver tho and also likes casino and goodfellas. But thinks casino is better than goodfellas.

Hahahahahahahahaha cope harder virgin

>It's another virgin user doesn't understand the situation episode again

He ment the girls phone is on 16% so shes forced to watch for 3 hrs....retard

Classic mistake. Never put on a movie with a good looking actor, it's literally cucking yourself

>she checks her phone frequently on movie night
lel. That's even worse. D R O P P E D

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>when virgins mistakingly call others retards

>Honey, we're watching The Elephant Man again

>It's another virgin user posting frogs on tv thinking he can drop anything other than his spaghetti episode

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=XmGvtAkTSAI

>movie night
>movie isn't even from this century

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>it's another "faggot that checks his phone while watching films judges kinosseurs" episode

Don't black people love kung fu movies?

Brothers do. The women not so much

Absolutely euphoric.

Not the women

>he puts on a slavery movie
>keeps looking over when the slaves get punished
>can't help but laugh
>he throws popcorn at me
>it's on
>get a handful of M&Ms and chuck it at him
>he starts freaking out how he'll "never be able to find them all"

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B-but Tron is a Disney movie! And a kino too! You just said it had to be Disney, you didn't specify princess shit! Fuck you, no, there are no songs in this!

Fucking meme master over here, you don’t get to decide, boy.

That's right bitch, now keep sucking

>male character
>put a wig on it
>it's now somehow considered female
fuck the feeling man and fuck all iterations of him

>Movie night
>Grillfriend wants to watch Chernobyl.
>It's great.

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> You don't have an opinion on movies you dozy bint because you'll be straight onto your phone no matter what is playing

i had a gf but she broke up with me for a shorter guy

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>girl
>dyes her hair for attention

Fuck you OP my gf loved Goodfellas.

I was engaged.

it's the feeling man you fucking newfags

It's Krysia

BASED RETARD

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That's some serious cope there

I'm not a girl nor a faggot, but I honestly look down upon people that worship Goodfellas. Literally the greatest "Reddit" movie of all time.

chad af tbqh

I'm watching football, hun. *uses her debit card to order a pizza*

>Movie night
He puts Oldboy on again

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>heterocels once again BTFO by homochads

>it's a dumb anime movie again

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>no girlfriend likes to watch movies
>they still all want to show me eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
it was never good and fuck any virgin who thinks it is

I feel bad for this kid. She's on the spectrum and doesn't understand she's being used. An entire childhood built up about how she's going to help save the world. 10-15 years no one will remember her and she'll be unable to comprehend why and how come no is paying any attention to her still trying to save a world she never made a difference in.

>Movie night
>He hooks his laptop up to the TV

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>Movie night
>I get to pick
>He doesn't like musicals

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She'll be a dumb stoner by then

>slender jaw
>different eyebrows
>long eyelashes
>cheek blush
>no forehead wrinkles
>different clothing
Someone went to a lot of effort to make this you shitskulled faggot.

>make this
it's the feels guy with a Lazy Town wig
feels guy doesn't have eybrows or eyelashes or makeup or anything you fucking newfag

casino is better than goodfellas

JUST COPE.

>movie night
>I choose Pocahontas
>he starts singing alongside Ratcliffe during the "Savages" song

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This is some Fox and the Grapes shit

This post is getting a lot of hate but it's true.

Musicals are the worst. I'd rather watch a shitty rom com or stoner movie than a musical.

>movie night
>the old italian guy from jack and jill is in it
Every fucking time

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Are you guys actually this insecure or is it all a big joke

>OH N-

Everything on this site is satire.

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I don't get questions like this. Is it possible to be 'secure' with famous actors being way more attractive than you? I mean regardless of how you delude yourself Brad Pitt for example is way more attractive than you, and no 'security' is going to change that.

>Master & Commander

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Except the nazism, that's post-satyrical.

I do but I wish I didn't

>tfw never will be able to sing the romantic duets with someone

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>movie night
>he puts on a Vietnam movie

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But Daft Punk put out a whole album

Only RZA

>movie night
>he wants to watch a video game flick
>hang out with Demarcus next weekend

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This is a real girl I can tell by the teeth

Pirates 1

I would watch Les Miserables with you if you were a real girl and not a faggot tranny

>movie night
>say the black actor is kinda cute
>bf gets mad

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REEEEEEEE!
Stop movie.
Put on 10 Greatest speeches of the Fuhrer.

i had a gf and we watched night at the museum 2 in the movies and also nightmare on elm street 5 on the tv in the middle of the night and she fell asleep, she was a fan of freddy movies but she was genuinely scared by it which i felt was weird

Women are incapable of higher thought.

Are these threads only made so OP can eventually post this one pic and get tons of (((you)))s?

oddly specific

Oh no, user is catching on.

Casino>Goodfellas
don't @ me, you incels

Wojil, fucking room iq nigger

That's Hoejack

I had a gf and we watched bad movies on Netflix all day

I have seen all the murder webms on Yea Forums and I know how it ends
is it still worth to see Goodfellas?

I had the same situation with Godfather, but that was 100% kino even if I knew the ending

>Movie night
>He hooks up his laptop up to the tv
>Uses a streaming site to watch the movie

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That one's okay. How do you feel about Sweeney Todd or The Phantom Of The Opera? Chicago's pretty fun, too.

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Come over to my place and watch Little Shop Of Horrors with me.

So basically women are the same as /pol/lacks?

I've had so many dates never call me back when I force them to watch spaghetti westerns lol

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fuck the others, that was fucking based

Try Mexican next time: El Topo
Thank me later.

elaborate user

you forgot to say they didn't watch them

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Funny you mention that. Last girl i had over was a sexy Mexican girl that works at our local headshop. That could've worked. She also owns a slowgider which kept harassing me during the movie

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>not using you as a footrest while he watches the slaves get whipped
Not gonna make it

>Date night
>He doesnt want to watch A Serbian Film

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based

>movie night
>he puts on anime

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Based

Yeah it’s pretty good one of martin’s best films

>he puts a movie he pirated instead of paying a streaming service like Chad McCock

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>not really a movie guy
>gf got me to watch fight club, inception, the prestige

Is that based? I liked them.

>Put on any movie, even one she wants to see.
>She sits on her phone and misses important plot points then asks constant questions

Women like Casino better than Goodfellas because of Sharon Stone's nonstop parade of outfits
t. woman

Whomst?

Guarantee she has an ex bf who introduced her to those movies and she's still not over him

>After the crash Chad McCock blows his brains out because everything he "owns" is rented or leased.

unbased retard.

Is that pronounced "Voyil"?

She was a virgin when i met her.

I have a gf but I’m not sexually attracted to her.

do you think girls will like Joker? i wanna bring my gf to it

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Oh no no no no no no no...

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wojak came from krautchan and polish image boards retard

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but she has a vagina though

Reminder that women go on their phones and constantly ask questions because the film you put on is fucking BORING and they're trying to salvage the night by giving you oppertunities to be funny and talk to her.

best post

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Never seen the film. How does this work out? Looks like there's lots of people in the bar.

Or they're just vacuous whores.

>movie night
>he puts on another Uwe Boll film
>is he trying to dump me

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This post is cringe, but at the same time I agree unironically.

>match with tinder slut
>she immediately comes over
>she suggests Stalker
>we watch all 2 hours and 40 minutes of it
>finally start fucking after
wew lad, some women are out there

I'm legitimately impressed by this level of cope. Well done sir.

Married with 2 kids. Wish I was a virgin again.

>tfw completely normie taste and would be glad to watch romcoms but no gf

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How can I unvirgin?

Truest reply in this thread.

>user, did you find us a movie to watch
>how about this one?
>no, looks boring
>this one?
>nah, I hate that actor
>how about this garbage?
>yaaaaaay
>spends first hour looking at shoes on ebay then falls asleep

I have a gf and you're absolutely right. I love her to death but why the fuck aren't I allowed to get high and play wow? FUCK YOU BITCH

Unfortunately you can't. Its just not in your future.
Dedicate your life to science or anime in the monastery. May the Lord be with you.

>Raging Bull
Holy shit! You're fucking retarded.

>Casino>Goodfellas
Hell in the fuck nope.

The Godfather > Goodfellas > Casino

Has any lads here woke up and found yourself on top fucking your gf? Is it rape if she was asleep too?

>movie night
>spend an hour failing to find anything on netflix and fuck and cuddle instead

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A wake-up dream fuck is great.
Initiated by either party is fine.
Its only rape if you're ugly.

Casino is okay but it really feels like it's trying to cash in on Goodfellas. It's like 3/4 of the same cast in a ganster film in a kind of sequel.

I ALWAYS DREAMED THE BOY I LOVED WOULD COME ALONG

This post is awful

Shut up, bitch, or you're gettin whacked.

Do you sleep cuddling? Then your basically half way to sex anyway. I have always gotten huge morning boners most of my life, so most mornings naturally start with a boner in my bfs butt waiting for him to wake up or him waiting for me to wake up.

>in my bfs butt
You meant to type gf, right user?

>movie night
>he put Adolescence of Utena on again

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I'm afraid user you have stumbled into a world bigger than what you had previously imagined.

>gf
What, do you think I'm some kind of faggot?

Once Upon a Time in America > all those movies.

>watch troy again with gf
>sex time and she's thinking on brad pitt
>I'm thinking on brad pitt too
>amazing sex all night
It's a win-win situation

Joe Pesci is perfect casting for Tony Spilotro, to be fair.

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>movie night
>he doesnt put on the handmaids tail or some shitty netflix series about a serial killer so i cant watch it and get wet

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>movie night
>It's The Birth of a Nation again
>he hogties me and leaves me in the basement while he watches it upstairs on his laptop

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Mfw my mum won't stop watching master commander breaking bad sopranos band of brothers and other male kino with me over and over

Haha where do I get a big titty mummy gf with the same taste in kino hahah

My mum is basically me but older and gender swapped...
Hahahaha stupid virgin
T. Chadson virgin

one time me and gf were watching narcos on Netflix I thought it was funny bc she's a spic. but she fell asleep during the 4th ep, so I just fucked her and put her to bed and finished the ep

Get the fuck out and get your fuckin shinebox.

Nobody saw nothin'

>me and gf watch Creed 2 in theaters
>few days after she's sending me boxing vids on ig saying that I'd look good as a boxer
I like boxing but I don't wanna fulfill my bitchs fantasy that she got from watching a black dude

>Movie night
>He just streams fetish vids from his coomputer

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>movie night
>wanna pick good film for gf
>no idea what genre she likes
>decide to go with something fun, fifth element
>realise it deosnt matter because no gf

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BASED

Don’t listen to this bitter incel. Girls will like stuff you’re interested in if they themselves like you a lot. Ignore this faggot and be happy with ur nice gf brah. Also let her pick a movie occasionally so she feels like you care about her.

permavirgins will disagree, but reformed wizards know better

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This. Took tinder date to Mexican restaurant, she just drank and ate chips, then we watched a horror movie at my house and had sex after. V strange.

>Girls will like stuff you’re interested in if they themselves like you a lot.
This includes degenerate and criminal stuff.

As long as he eventually posts feet on here its fine.
Sacrifice for the greater good.

YOU JUST KNOW

>watched cannibal holocaust with a 33 year old woman
>she didn't check her phone once

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Who else ebony pilled?

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>with a 33 year old woman

how can i meet old women?

>he posts that female wojack again

Dont remind me asshole

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we worked in the same office

i did for like 3 months but then she cheated on me

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If the film is boring you can always turn it off you know? Just get up and unplug the TV

>start watching movie
>get 20 minutes in
>end up fucking
this was routine when I had a gf

Meet girls on tinder and ask to talk to their moms

Unironically WHY do women like serial killer shit so much?

>movie night
>she picks Love Actually
>I actually enjoy it whilst she hates it
>also get an erection due to the surprising amount of tits in the film

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I get the feeling that with women that if you show them that movie that 1/10 would probably want to marry you

wtf is this fucking shit

Why do we like Mad Danny so much?

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Go for low hanging fruit:
As good as it gets
50 first dates
Triumph of the will

Black queens are for white men

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they are attracted and fascinated by violent men

Chad Virgin

too redpilled for Yea Forums

>She really liked king of comedy and taxi driver
Did you meet your girlfriend through Reddit?

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>Not having a signal jammer
Plebs

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This

>Not downloading movies and putting them on a USB-stick to watch on your smart tv

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Watch Get the Gringo

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It's worst when they put a shitty romance film.

put on ichi the killer, we start to fuck at some point and i blow my load in her, she gets pregnant and i pay for the abortion
felt weird desu, having sex with ichi on

It’s German, not Polish

This is based

>not downloading reversed and sped up movies off youtube, un-reversing and slowing them down in an editing program and enjoying them on your comfy desktop whenever you like.

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Every guy does this. Fucking Indians.

Jenny actually looks regular cute there. Good on her for losing weight.

why are there so many native americans on Yea Forums

even without the chad edit this picture really speaks volumes
>the right one doesn't have to try
>because I don't make him jump through hoops and I just fuck him lmao

The Based Chadcel


















The coombrain virgin simps

baby boomers think Yea Forums memed trump into the white house, so they sent operatives in to meme warren to the presidency, theyre pretending to be native to that end

she cute

Casino was ass

>hurr 3 hour overly-narrated bitchy woman problems

based Shaniqua

reminder that the people calling you a loser are all men who are either dating or married to fat chicks.

I put on A Clockwork Orange as a pre-rape warmup

As good as it gets is fucking kino shut the fuck up, it is god tier

Can I be your new dad user

I had one for 11 years and now I just can't be bothered

So what exactly are these kinds of threads supposed to say?

>implying 4chinz isn't full of failed normies

saw Men in Black last night on a rooftop with gf.

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>all those replies from buttblasted šoyboys
good job, user

>watch Return of the Living Dead with my gf
>mating press her

tfw in a relationship and want this

>don’t @ me

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she based

Lol

What's the lore of Jenny Nicholson?

How big is her penis?