Sex scene in tv

>sex scene in tv
>sister puts her hand on my leg

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STEP sister *pull his cock out and sucks vigorously*

>sex scene on tv
>sister puts her cock in my mouth

epic thread thanos

i know these are always memes but no joke when i was a kid my sister made me watch blade runner and during the scene when harrison ford fucks the chick with the pompadour my sister started saying "this is kinda rapey i dont remember this being so problematic" and then as ford continues to plow the girl my sister just said "oh..." and silently stared at the screen while biting her lip and holding onto my arm with a death grip. i was paralyzed with discomfort and did not move at all until the scene was over and she let go and awkwardly just said "sorry"

that was almost 10 years ago and neither of us have ever mentioned it since

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You missed your chance retard

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Based

she wanted it

>watching movie with sister
>sex scene comes on
>she puffs up

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>watching sex scene with sister
>Unzips dick

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i think that means she was raped before and the scene triggered a lot of discomfort in her, she didnt remember that being in the movie so wasnt really mentally ready to handle it, it shocked her.

:(

i've unironically seen my sister masturbating while reading a romance novel while wrestling was on the tv muted and i guess music was on her phone, earphones in

really quite the set up, she was also pretty drunk. i wasn't supposed to come home that early, she didn't hear me come in and i watched her a while from the doorway. she was at it for at least an hour after i got home. its the sounds that i remember the most vividly.

>its the sounds that i remember the most vividly.
Tell us about it.

>while wrestling was on the tv muted
hahahahaha

No one actually calls things "problematic" in private life.

you've never spoken to a college age white woman

She used the word "problematic" in 2009?

>sex scene on TV
>bulge grows in sister's pants

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>really quite the set up,
Fucking indeed, I kek'd out loud. Based coomer sister.

Stop posting on this website. Lurk at least 2 years you faggot Redditor

>tfw no sister to lust over
Its not fair bros!

>Surprise unexpected Sex scene in new movie
>3 year old Niece sitting on my lap.

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>Sex scene on tv
>Mom perks up "Oh boy, here we go!" and sits forward to watch intently, even rewinds
>Unless it's a mixed couple, then she gags and turns it off and starts swearing and carrying on racist

>sex scene on tv
>my uncle puts his hand on my anus

>STEP

There’s goes my boner

>sex scene on TV
>Little brother and mom start to shuffle under their blanket
I just wanna watch the movie in peace but they always make a scene and a lot of noise.

>Sex scene with Eva Green in 300
>Father adjust his position to hide his boner

based

>watching anything but the weather channel and history channel with your parents

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>Visit my dad
>Turn on his tv while he goes to make coffee
>Porn channel comes on

>using dad twice and not using coffee at all
you failed

>problematic
Fake and gay

>The episode about Aliens having sex with humans of Ancient Aliens comes on during dinner

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>watch discovery channel with mother and sister
>horses mating scene
>they both notice ur boner

>getting a hard on from a sex scene past the age of 13
How

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This but unironically

did it showed aylilin pusse

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>surprise sex scene on tv
>3 year old niece sitting on my lap
>lose ur boner

who said the sex scene gave me a boner.

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hieroglyphics yes

Hahaha

>watching a movie with female friends
>they keep talking anf asking retarded questions
>it'd annoying as fuck
>sex scene
>I spread my legs with a noticeable boner
>I keep staring at the movie without blinking
>my hard cock literally pulsating in my pants, 0 chance they haven't noticed
>none of them say a word for the rest of the film and quietly leave when it's over
Fucking thots

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Wasnt that the implication

>watching Forensic files with my Mom
>suddenly hardcore porn starts blasting on the TV
>Literal screaming, fake moans, was a dirty talk cumpilation
> Hear my sister open the door, close it and porn stops
> me and Mom look at each other
> Silently go back to watching Forensic files
> Later that night ended up fucking my sister bareback after confronting her about it

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based beyond believe

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>sex scene starts
>I start COOOOOOOOOMING

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.t

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alright ive thought about this for 32 minutes and i dont understand

>Later that night ended up fucking my sister bareback after confronting her about it
tell more

thank god for that

never happened

This shit started in 2007 retard

same

that escalated quickly

good chuckle, user. thanks :)

>sex scene comes on tv
>realise I don't have a tv
>realise I'm not watching anything apart from 10 second clips on here of films I'm never going to watch or have seen too many times
>watch my own life pass by without me ever taking control of it
>would be depressed but can't tell the difference anymore as I don't remember what happiness feels like
>family is a mess, can't help them, can't even maintain contact with them
>go on here because it is the only way I can feel a slight connection to people

are you saying you have never been with your sister when she puffs up

Kek. Underrated