Childhood faps. I'll start.
Childhood faps. I'll start
Adrian Martinez
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Andrew Walker
my school french teacher
Elijah Ross
Dylan Rogers
Joseph Evans
>google "retro nudity" with the plan of posting a pic that'd imply I'm much older than I actually am
>see a bunch of actual porn
Parker Cox
Grease 2
Robert Cox
Chocolate cake and gameboy.
Benjamin Gray
m.youtube.com
For me its Rachel Weisz trying some shota
Wyatt Brown
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995)
Camden Williams
Noah Sanders
>we need an angle so the Dads will take their kids to watch this movie
>Ive got just the thing
Brody Powell
lol dilate tranny faggot
Julian Bailey
Blake Bailey
Logan Garcia
Good thing Mariska got fired. This one was much hotter.
Thomas Martin
>COOOM
COOOM
>COOOM
COOOM
>COOOM
COOOM
>COOOM
COOOM
Jonathan Morgan
Jeremiah Sanchez
Jesus christ
Bentley Martinez
Jason Thomas
adulthood faps too
John Clark
Daniel Brown
She's a redhead irl
Isaiah Gray
Who is this cum plumb?
Ian Jones
Fun fact: the topless girl on this tom waits album is Elvira
Ryan Allen
I was actually raised in Lebanon, for some reason completely beyond me that exasperates and befuddles me to this day, the movie channel there used to play Bedazzled like every night. Anyways, I would always make believe im asleep, then when my mom would go to bed, id quietly tiptoe to the living room and sit in the dark and turn on the tv and watch on mute and fap to Liz Hurley. One time, my mom got up suddenly in the middle of the night to drink water, so i turned off the tv quickly and jumped up and acted as if I was sleepwalking. My mom got so scared and worried, she brought steel reinforcements for the windows and balcony (we lived on the 8th floor) because she was worried i would fall off the balcony sleepwalking. I feel bad to this day for scaring my mom, especially since shes gone now, but those nights with Liz were MAGICAL desu
Nicholas Gonzalez
Another fun fact: she lost her virginity to Tom Jones. His dick tore her up so bad she had to go to a hospital.
Carson Ortiz
>its true
Holy shit
David Richardson
Goofy ayrab with your crazy muslim shenanigans
Isaac Kelly
Isaiah Flores
>childhood
>fap
op you got sexually abused as a kid and you should seek therapy
Oliver Foster
Source
Nathaniel Sanchez
Carter Gutierrez
>he didn't start fapping at eleven years old
Low test.
Levi Hall
Google retard
Anthony Murphy
I figured out masturbation by accident when I was 12. Nobody taught me. Nature finds a way.
Daniel Martinez
>Kylie Minogue "Can't Get You Out of My Head" video
>Britney Spears "Toxic" Video
>Nicole Kidman in Batman Forever
>Michelle Pfieffer in Grease 2
>Keeley Hawes and Rachel Stirling in Tipping the Velvet
>Lesley Anne Down in The Pink Panther Strikes Again
>Emma Watson in Prisoner of Azkaban
Eli Hughes
Sandra Bullock in Demolition Man for me famalamlam
Colton Hall
Kaylee looked like a QT girl next door then in the last episode Whedon puts in this scene. I paused the show and coomed.
Justin Bennett
Unironically started at 6 years old during the middle of the school nativity
Grayson Bell
Jaxon Mitchell
That's an urban myth, she's said otherwise a few times.
Juan Allen
Ryder Jones
I discovered hard running water on my pee pee felt good. Then I moved on to vibrating heating pads. The using my hand in the most autistic way (see pic related). All before I was 12. Lost my virginity at 13.
Jacob James
>Who can turn the world on
>With her smile?
>Who can take a nothing day
>And suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
Aiden Morris
>Holly Willoughby
Saturday Morning Kids TV was pure gold.
Austin Rogers
Moar of that big slut
Colton Campbell
Asher Smith
Colton Bennett
everyday after school
Elijah Nguyen
Looks like a more attractive Brie Larson.
Chase Campbell
That Miller Lite ad.
I was thinking when the ad started "would be great if they start fighting and they ended in the mud". And they did exactly that.
Angel Brooks
Parker Lopez
nice
btw how old is you
Sebastian Martinez
Jaxson Morgan
For me, its Uma Thurman in batman and robin
Jose Hall
I am not like a 50 year old boomer or anything my dad was a huge kino autist and had tons of VHS's so some of my favourite films to watch out of his collection were the bond films.
Parker Ward
Yessssss.
Lucas Gray
That guy is one of the few acceptable male faps. Tim Curry is another.
Nathan Morris
>Grease 2
I blame this movie for being gay as fuck!
Evan Edwards
>acceptable male faps
you're gay m9
Ethan Gonzalez
You just know.
As for me:
>Amy Jo Johnson as the Pink Ranger
>Melisa Joan Hart as Clarissa
>Larissa Olynek as Alex Mack
>David Beckham
>Brain Molko
Brody Cook
Kayden Peterson
Who's this? Looks like Maylin
Brayden Richardson
>Tim Curry
Tim Curry made a lot of us gay with a male clown fetish as well!
Jayden Thomas
I remember watching Hulk when I was 13/14 and then later when I was asleep I had my first wet dream over her.
Matthew Miller
Angel Jenkins
Luis James
The lawyer was hotter. And that woman in the elevator.
Brayden Collins
based
Eli Hill
>wet dream
I swear this is a myth just like santa claus and penis inspection day
Elijah Thomas
it happens to people who don't masturbate
Caleb Hill
His ex-ex-wife was the hottest tbqhwy
Benjamin Cox
No it's very real. Also called a nocturnal emission. Happens if you don't fap for a while but I remember having them more frequently at the beginning of puberty.
Jayden White
Eli Green
youtube.com
I had about 2 mins to jerk off, while this was on tv. And because music channels had like 20 same songs in a loop, I sometimes did that thrice a day.
A decade later I found an "uncensored" version of this video with a tiny nip slip, and it made me go into 3-day jerking only to it marathon.
Anthony Anderson
Isaac Allen
>those facial expressions
Samuel Hughes
The quote I recall was something like I don’t remember, seems like something I would have done
Jaxson Bennett
I wonder how many people she gave a PVC fetish.
Jacob Reed
>looks like
It is :)
Jeremiah Flores
Brandon Martinez
Any other zoomers who jerk off exclusively to 80’s and 90’s celebrities? 2010’s famous bitches are fugly
Luis Brown
Not a zoomer, but yes, and I completely agree with your post.
Ian Scott
Kommissar Rex
If you complain about the image quality, YOU try finding nudity from an Austrian 90s procedural
Levi Fisher
I have a weakness for brunette Jews. If I can find a rich one who likes me and doesn't want kids, I'd be set for life.
Anthony Sullivan
someone make this thread in 2029 it will be full of overwatch, fortnite and e-thots
Jack Torres
Liam Taylor
Logan Davis
I saw that show. Poor doggo couldn't catch a break. ALL THE PEOPLE HE LOVES DIE!
Hunter Sanchez
>mfw the one with the better ass is the male kommissar
Bentley Gray
Jeremiah Smith
More of a teenage fap.
James Gomez
saus
Daniel Fisher
this show and Cobra 11 have been running like everyday for the past 30 years in my country and the occasional nudity is really great especially when it’s like 2 PM
based europe, burgers can go fuck themselves
Leo Taylor
>tfw robert wagner murdered her
Julian Watson
Jackson Cruz
Dbz dirty fighting . Old as fuck hentai comic but still good. Find the gif version of the comic.
Andrew Turner
where is he buried, i want to defecate on his corpse for murdering the love of my life
Jason Reyes
mein neger
Aiden Mitchell
fuck off conservacuck everyone starts fapping as a prepubescent
Christian Wright
Go on AZnude and search Sabine Petzl
Gavin Thompson
Wagner is still alive, he's in his 80s and basically refuses to have the case re-examined or partake/assist in any investigation.
Jaxson Miller
>Dbz dirty fighting
luv breh
Ryder Wilson
motherfucking sonofabitch wtf
Josiah Brooks
Also, after reading up on it, Christopher Walken better speak up before he dies. I'm shocked he hasn't said shit. I thought he was based.
Liam Garcia
>Childhood
>fap
Matthew Rivera
Good way to catch a disease
Nicholas Hall
Thomas Wilson
o yeah
Christopher Davis
Yeah, Walken is linked heavily to it too. It's a big mess of a rabbit hole. Dr Phil recently did a pretty good investigation of it desu
Austin Long
>Cordelia
Lincoln Nelson
based cardboard investor
Robert James
Matthew James
Hawaiian style girlfriend ftw
Luis Gray
Logan Hill
>"Sorry, y'all. I been in prison a LONG time."
This movie is so fucking underrated.
Justin Young
this music video
Aaron Gutierrez
My son, as someone who gave himself to the big Khazar milkers (but still detests everything Jews have done to our world), let me say there is hope for you.
t. married a rich Jewess who would rather eat bacon than go to the temple.
Nathan Wilson
>SMG actually used to look like that
Why do Jewish women age so poorly?
Ayden King
I didn't fap until I was 18
Adam Robinson
Thankyou late night SBS
Landon Flores
Bane?
William Martinez
You are living the life my friend. I love Jewish girls in spite of the ominous shit their kind have done. Still I respect the hell out of their contributions to science, math, etc, because I'm not an idiot but rather a STEMfag.
Luke Hill
Blake Morales
Have you seen her titties in Beach Balls?
Logan Myers
I thought I was the only one, holy shit.
Anthony Gutierrez
Gallons of cum to this scene
Kayden Howard
I fucking hate plastic surgery. This woman was perfect.
Anthony Scott
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uhM_SUhdaw
Eli Robinson
she had bigger boobos in the original '89 version
Grayson Allen
Sebastian Butler
That's not unusual.
Josiah Lopez
Nathan Moore
which one?
Dominic Evans
It's weird thinking about how I saw all my comedy movies on Comedy Central 14 years ago, and missed out on all the nudity and cursing
Matthew Mitchell
David Wilson
Elvira before Elvira
I always thought her tits were bigger
Oliver Gutierrez
Xavier Hall
The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Matthew Flores
fuck the slut that guy is the greatest actor of all time i love to always see his retarded ass lmao
Elijah Robinson
This
Evan Nelson
And this
Daniel Richardson
I wouldn't be suprised if these two caused my femdom fetishes
Xavier Williams
Jeremiah Reyes
>Nu-Magic Planeswalker fork symbol on the mic
>Childhood
You must be 18 to use this website.
Liam Rodriguez
Christopher Nguyen
youtube.com
OOOOOOOOOH IMMA CUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
Ryder Scott
that's not young Brando
Jonathan Jenkins
I really liked climbing a tent pole in our garden when I was eight. Nobody told me what I was doing, so I did it in school with the goal posts too and almost got suspended. It'd still take me a few years to find out just why everyone was screaming at me. They never said.
John Morales
classic Yea Forums
Camden Hill
based immortal
Christian Murphy
WELSHED
Colton Perry
>Childhood faps.
Ethan Hernandez
upvote my post if you are also a 600-500's BC kid
Liam Rogers
What's her name?
Thomas Evans
Charisma Carpenter
Landon Williams
this, she's peak femininity
Ryder Ortiz
Well it happens when you don't consume onions.
I started shaving when I was 13, by this time I got boner looking at every female looking even remotely sexy. I remember watching Cherry 2000 on vhs and having pink dreams for month featuring Melanie Griffith.
Nathaniel Harris
Winona "5 finger discount" Ryder
Justin Smith
I'll keep her five fingers occupied, ifyouknowwhatimsayin.
Noah Thompson
mfw I get to muslim heaven and one of my virgins is a Yea Forums user.
Elijah Martinez
Damn dude, mine too. She always dressed like a sloot and was a total milf. I remember her 'accidentally' flashing her panties once too.