What's the point of theatres if you can't even take your pizza pal?

What's the point of theatres if you can't even take your pizza pal?

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Taking your pizza pal with you in public is a good way to get party vanned

/pol/ it is not that kind of pizza pal

I quit going when they stopped letting legal permit owners carry guns. I'm not getting blasted by some virgin because you don't agree with the 2nd amendment.

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>MUH FLOOFERS
>MUH WOOFERS
>MUH DOGGOS
>MUH FURBABIES
>PIZZA

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Are you a retarded person?

Are you? Movie theatre shootings aren't even really a thing.

>if your doggo ever approaches me aggressively again off leash im going to bash it's skull in with a tree branch. im tired of stepping in your surrogate children's shit. fuck you
Thanks Islam bro.

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>theatre
Maybe not for you

I am in America as well.

It's called Kinoplex and if you bring any animal other than a falcon, you are dead to me.

I'd be more worried about someone bringing a falcon than a gun.

Falcons are fine. It's the hawks you need to watch.

We automated you a better pizza pal

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The pizza robot is finally here. It can jerk you off and make you pizza at the same time.

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How to smuggle a Snickers into the American movie theater hajahaha
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Fucking automation stealing my job ;_;

A robot that can do both of those things is a major threat to the continued existence of humanity.

Kill yourself.