Post your real name, pussy

N

my name's tristan

i don't like it

Archibald

I’ve always wanted to meet someone with that name

Lucas

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I’m Cory, it’s nice to finally meet you all

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Shlomo reporting in.

Jerome "jerry" Seinfeld

Jennifer

Sneed unironically

Ivan

Pablo

post feet

Daryl

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Davyd, but if you call me David I will not correct you

William. Most unabashedly based person ITT, not gonna lie.

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Stephen

Gascoigne

You were the -that- kid weren't you you wormy little fuck

Sextus

(no I'm not kidding)

Brad here

Dorpinicic

Sit on my face

I am phone...

What's up Iceman?

Post phone number

Mercedes Alicia

Chad (unironically)

Chad Thundercock

My name is Lee
Also you know have to pick your favorite name ITT
Mine is

William Chadicus Alphicus

my name jeff

Taylor "Tay Tay" Swift

Ryan Gosling. Love the threads you make about me.

Why your parents hate you?

Davit, with T not D

Felicia

My name is David Davidson

Caine, the most alpha name ever

Fuck you Lee. You can't even do electrical work right.

Melchor

>ph

Steven spelled the cool way, reporting in.

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Edgar

Virgil Shrimpdick

Why boobjob Tay Tay?

ヒロ

mud

I don't know.

Mary

Tetsuo

Giorno Giovanna

isabel

Boobs weren't big enough

dialate

Ride my dick pls.

TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

well hello BrokenEsquere

JORUNO JOBANA

James

Niggerslayer666

Shatner

Devondre Tiberius Johnson

be cool into the furnace, asshole

>andrew
So do you go by Andy, Drew, or Andrew?

Yep that's me.

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James is the second most common name in the english language. do you go by james, jim or jimmy?

CAAANNAADAAA

My friends just call me faggot.

Based

Cringe

based, how many loads did you take in you bp?

ma nama jeff haha

My first name is Donald!

Luis
CI: V-28531847
08/21/2001
In process of becoming a tranny

only circummcised one i'm jewish ;)

I go by James

am i the only Dylan here?

Same here, but my name isn't Andrew.

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121361224
cringe

bout tree fiddy

>am i the only Dylan here?
Dylan is a typical school shooter name so you'd think there'd be more

ben

lol does your dad know your gay?

adolf

Not me.

I go by Andy-Drew

Sanjeep Cherokeedishkar

I'm Daniel but I've been thinking about making a switch to Dan. Any thoughts? I'm a /big guy/ so Dan seems more appropriate.

Only when we fuck and suck

Ben Dover McCokin Joash
My phone number is +69 420 1234

Ramone

Alexander Supertramp

Gimme back my bicycle

Kys

op here. i'm transitioning, i go by andrea

can you handle the responsibility of being a dan?
you don't want to be a danny thinking he's a dan

Can you ask your friends to make a movie about scientist who invents really cool car with a lot of whacky gadgets, but he pissed off high ranking general so entire military after him so he have to ride on his car to the president to explain that he's innocent while being chased

First name Fuck, surname Jannies

Dalton Galloway

Alex Honnold

Dan and Daniel are both faggy names

NO SÉ
QUE ES LO QUE ME HACE QUEBRAR

Stu Pitt

Holy based

Please have sex

David. David Davison.

This Danny is the only non-faggy version of Daniel

Chad Pitt

What are the responsibilities of being a Dan?! Do I need to know how to fix common household items and drive a stick shift?

I have more sex than you guys. I spend 99.69% percent of my time fucking girls from all ages, all races in all positions. I just do it by shitposting here. I just post "F U C K J A N N I E S" and suddenly my dick grows 20 inches and women start bending over

Maario Naharis

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My name is Gladiator

obviously this guy's name is Tyrone

lmao if you're older than 12 and still being called danny it's pathetic

holy fucking based

Heh that's pretty funny

>t. Danny

Danny is objectively the weakest of the triumvirate.

AY DANNY GO BUY DA GABAGOO YOU GINGER MICK FUCK

L O N D O N
O
N
D
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N

>lmao if you're older than 12 and still being called danny it's pathetic
Agreed. Same goes with Matty.

ANAL SEX WITH NO CONDOM

My name is Jonny and I'm unironically Jewish

Ahmed

Krishna

no one goes by matty except fags to begin with

Rebecca

Alexander
My phone number is 01580 179050

sasha

nice try

Alex

get aids and die

Joe Bernstein

Sam Hyde

Kamala Harris

Larry Silverstein

Wotzit Tooya

My name is Brent and I'm responsible for a fourth of every thread on this board at any given time

based schizo

Alejandro

(I'm Mexican)

It’s Ivan

they were probably historians or romans? quintus or decimus is similar

Nicholas Gerr

build the fucking wall paco you lazy piece of shit

Of course Lucky Larry gets dubs

Based cameltoe harris

Well I'm Italian so it isn't that bad. And yeah my dad has a huge hard-on for ancient Rome.

My name is unironically Bane (I'm from Croatia)

No u

Andrew

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"Wotzit Tooya? What kind of ridiculous name is that?"

Giuseppe

Post proof