Why was this such a piece of garbage?
Why was this such a piece of garbage?
Zachary Green
David Ross
Too goofy.
Oliver Gomez
His sidekick was an annoying piece of shit.
Gavin Jenkins
It wasn't, your opinion is garbage.
Isaac Reed
why did they replace the 1st movies side kick?
David Edwards
No Black Magic Man
Nathaniel Walker
This. They ruined the tone of the film by toning down the violence and putting in loads of quips and goofy humour.
Hunter Rogers
The lame drunk "comedy" scene. Literally no one can act drunk and make it funny. There has never been a funny "drunk" scene in history, ever. The first film had the same problem, but not as badly. The princess was cute though.
Cameron Morris
That fucking thief guy is an incredibly bad actor. He really does appear like that person who has a connection in hollywood and wants to fullfill his larp dream of playing a thief with a bunch of real life looking adventure parties, hence how he got the fucking role.
God Subotai is far better than that thief guy.
Ryan Baker
Bob.... gun.
Hudson Powell
It wasn't though. It was a schlocky romp. 7/10.
Ryan Taylor
That dude was detestable. It's astounding, the reason Subotai wasn't in it, was because they FORGOT to phone him. He would have redeemed it at least, fucking hack studio.
Benjamin Collins
>The princess was cute though.
Based pedo poster scaring women away from Man threads.
Nicholas Cox
Blatant ripoff of a better franchise
Ethan Russell
You'd be surprised how many plebs are out there that love the pretend-drunk comedy shit.
Benjamin Perez
holy fucking based
Connor Phillips
What's baffling is that it really is some kind of replacement for Subotai. I remember there's a bit in the film where they see a camel and the thief says "remember him?!" as if he was there in the first movie when Conan punched a camel...
Liam Gomez
It wasn't John Milius.
Carter Reyes
It's gay erotica. You expect it to be an artistic triumph?
Sebastian Martinez
>pg conan to follow up r rated bloodbath of an original
Doomed before it even started production.
Jacob Hill
Disneyfied: aimed at the kiddies.
I'll still watch anything with Olivia d'Abo wearing skimpy clothes which are barely hanging on though.
Jackson Foster
Sebastian Butler
Nathan Bailey
Jordan Wright
No John Milius
No Oliver Stone
The studio probably decided that their original trilogy idea was too ambitious and gave them a boot.
Brandon Hill
Jerry Lopez was so heavily drug-addled at the time it's a minor miracle he got through the original Conan movie.
Henry Myers
She also spends a lot of time in Greedy wearing a bikini and mesh outfit.
Lucas White
it was written by Marvel hack Roy Thomas.
Robert Turner
I really like Sarah Douglas as Queen Taramis. She seemed to have a better idea than anyone what such a silly undertaking should be about.
Owen Jones
Jeremiah Ross
Watching red sonja will make you appreciate this movie in a sick kind of way. It sucks sure but it's still kind of fun as just a generic sword and sorcery adventure movie. I enjoyed it as a child.
Juan Roberts
Still not looking too shabby for being in her mid-50s now.
Xavier Rogers
I've always thought it was funny how Arnold was more or less fooled to take the second lead in Red Sonja. His role was originally meat to be a cameo, but they quickly added upon it when they noticed Nilesen couldn't carry it.
Hunter Hughes
I did read somewhere that someone's going to try making a new Red Sonja movie. Wonder if they'll go for the Hyborean chainmail bikini style or if they'll go back to REH's original C16th piratetess - she was more a contemporary of Solomon Kane's than Conan in his stories.
Liam Taylor
Fucking based.
American Ninja 1 and 2 are easily some of the best shlockfest kino I've seen.
Sadly the rest is fucking awful, not even Steve James could save the third one.
Noah Perez
The story with Howard's Red Sonya takes place during the Ottoman siege of Vienna in 1529. It is a solid story, among the best Howard wrote and would make a good epic movie. Sonya is a solid character as well.
Ryan Ross
>Why was this such a piece of garbage?
Comedy
Xavier Edwards
>hey the KIDS really loved the first one. and wats that there...some kinda dollie? a "He-Man Action Figure" you say, huh?..do we own that? is that suppose to be our man swartz-a-nigger? well lets crank out anudda one of them barbarian flicks. the kids eat this shit up!
except the fat guy is a goofy ass italian probably.