Your popcorn

Your popcorn.
We're out of butter.

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Throw it in the trash then

How dare you try and feed me this filth?

>user... I saw all the pictures of crime statistics on your computer.. Here, enjoy your movie.

>We're out of butter.
I'm fine with that. Movie theater butter is horrible for you.

cringe

Cowabunga it is then.

>is lard ok?

I know I have to lose weight Robert, thanks for being subtle about it but I know you're only concerned about my health.
How about we go to the gym together my friend?

Robert, what's that smear of grease on your lip? Have you been drinking from the butter faucet again, old friend?

what do you mean out of butter? stop messing. with me robert I got a movie to catch

Man just squirt some nacho cheese in there or somethin I can't do that shit raw

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My thoughts exactly

Robert, by god, you don’t look well. Have you been feeling ill lately? You’ve looked out for me all these years, it’s time I do something for you. I’ll pay for you to go to the hospital, get yourself checked for popcorn lung.

>tfw snuck in own popcorn oil to make pissy shitties

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No trouble Robert, I brought my own.

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HEY FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU SMELLY BABOON

W-what the fuck were you doing in my pc?

popcorn with a side of nacho cheese is the patricians choice

I can't just let anyone in my theatre, user. There are... precautions that need to be taken.

Come on Robert, it's just a big misunderstanding haha... Robert. Robert please, talk to me...

filtered

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Robert...I'm sensing some hostility. What's up?

>cringe
The popcorn itself has enough flavoring to get me by.

Just use your smegma the, robert

What are you, some kinda fag?

>pissy shitties

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Yōkoso, watashi no Robert-san desu.

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Oh shit yeah, Big Wok's in today.
What's good?

Robert i'm just wearing this MAGA hat as a joke.

W-what

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How is it different than normal butter? More sugar?

Robert, you ever thought of getting out of the kinoplex game? The constant shootings, belligerent incels demanding insane things be served to them, the racism, not to mention the manlets trying to sneak in stacked on top of each other wearing an overcoat. It's all so tiresome...

Actually, I asked for an extra large curly fries with mustard. You know, like that picture behind you.

Based

What's with your bad attitude you bitch? I'm out of cash

What's your fucking problem lately, Rob? We've always gotten along at this kinoplex. You've been kind of an asshole the last 8 or so months. What's wrong?

Wtf Australia

>I.... I read your post history, user.

It's cool, I'm ve-gone.

What are you doing looking at my internet activities, YOU NO PRIVACY RESPECTING FUCKING NIGGER?!?!?!

>this is how I feel!

Based and redpilled

Haha. Sir, this is America. I have no less the 4 tubs of butter in the trunk of my Toyota Tercel. I'll be back to butter up this corn.

just get ketchup

We’re out of corn
You’re butt

That's OK, I brought my own.

You've been really stern lately Robert, is everything alright?

It's not actually real butter, for one. Not that real butter is good for you to begin with, but still.

The secret distress phrase! Everyone knows the kinoplex never runs out of butter!

I'll fetch the manlet tranqs.

That's exactly how I take my popcorn, Robert. I'd also like a water - tepid, please.

The real Robert? Dude, I'm the only Robert who ever worked here.
Anyway, what did you say you wanted, bro?

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It's OK Robert, I was just being IRONICALLY racist to show how stupid being racist looks, ahaha

There's literally nothing wrong with real butter, stop living in the 80s

Subarashi my son Roberto.
Now lets go find that cure for you!

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>Hello there! Two tickets for Joker please, Robert!

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Oh shit, has anyone actually ever tried popcorn with wasabi. I might be on to something here

>Yes, we have some white butter left

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Uh it's called doing an irony. I'm just like Nick Mullen!
[crime statistics spilling out of cargo shorts]

If you saw a guy like that sit next to you while you were waiting for Joker to start, what would you do?

Uh, no, I'm good thanks

ever since the joker massacre of 2019 robert has never been the same. I started paying for netflix and amazon and stopped going to the kinoplex

>amerifats

Can anyone shop asian robert next to his asian dad?