WHO ARE YOU TO WAVE YOUR FINGER?

>their new album isn't MODERN enough
>hello it's 2019 here

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i dunno what you meant or what you think i meant

making rock music is the same as doing sports. you will never get better with age

you clearly see it as some kind of failing they don't sound very different, but you'd complain just as much if they tried to sound different.

THE ONE SWEET MOMENT I AM WHOLE

Yeah it was a total disappointment and the faggot comes out talking shit about how it could have been released years ago. Fuck TOOL they are self absorbed cunts.

>New album is too different, it sucks
>New album is the same, it sucks.

EYEBALLS DEEP IN MUDDY WATER

maynard is a pretentious asshole

I never understood why they were famous in the first place. Do you have to be high to "get it"?

Unironically a great rock song no matter what anyone thinks about Tool

the irony of the band's title and overall aesthetic is lost on it's fanbase. it started as an inside joke and became popular so they ran with it.

>complain if they sounded different
no, i am not 21 any more i have learned the lesson like a decade ago that different takes a bit to get used to and then you like it as much/more
unless its shit which it sometimes is
but it's not even what i'm saying, that it's the same style or the same sound
it's fucking the same songs. it's like to all intents an purposes except literal and technical, you go ok there's the intro from that 10k days track ... the next bit goes like.. oh ok its gone into the bassline from that parabolus song instead.. oh well ok
There's no point because i listened to those songs thousands of times so that the sound of them is just like background sound now i cannot fuckin hear it as energising music
and so these songs being too similar means i can't get any music out of them either

>ANY DIAPER ROCKIN TOOL FANS IN THE AUDIENCE?
What did Maynard mean by this?

why the fuck do you type like that

kill yourself you're not a human being you're an echo
you probably go to rekt threads and post 'play stupid games, win stupid prizes' in response to every reaction post

No, you just need to appreciate art.

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based paranoid schizo

its prog like To
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why

take your meds

whats this hairstyle called and how do I get it?

>posts trite tedious no contrib
>gets called out on it
must be a schizo hehehew nobody sane could not like my post

I shit you all not, I lost my virginity in the backseat of my car on a dead end gravel road in eastern South Dakota while listening to tool way back in the year 2000.

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grow your hair out for a couple years, tell the barber to fuck your shit up in the front and leave a party in the back

why do you type like that

I’ll
Keep
Digging

I think the new apc and tool albilums are great, guess I'm not that pretentious as some lellooo

>tfw still havent listened to "tools new album" 10k days

Is that the idea? I've only heard what everyone has heard from them but there doesn't seem to be much irony on either the bands or fans part.

he has nothing else to say i guess

didnt even realize there was a new APC album. thanks user!

soapbox house of cards and glass so

you'd have to be a retard to miss it

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TRIED TO FLUSH WITHOUT THE PLUNGER
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN OUT YOURRR MIIND

>STOOL

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Posting some of my shirts.
Post your collections, anons.
I also have APC shirts, a couple other Tool ones as well.
No reprints!

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lel mayneard had to make a second band to get different fans so he could do the same humor but have people actually hear it

Maybe they understand it and are in on the joke, but it reeks of irony none the less. It's hard not to think that the band isnt making fun of it's fans when they wear a band t-shirt with a single word "TOOL" plastered on the front.

>Democracy is gone
>Fascism has taken over
>Dude Drumph
>Now about that thing I'm reviewing...

what's the joke?

sweet summer user

That explains a lot then. I'd only heard some of the songs and seen a couple shirts so I was missing that angle of it.