I've never wanted to fuck a cartoon more

cringe and virgin pilled
you could sneed that

Francine as Hailey looks like a tranny but I’d fuck the shit out of blonde Hailey.

Do you look like Steve? Congrats bro, hug that bitch, and never let her go

based sex haver

No, I’ve got blond hair and no glasses and I’m 6’1”. That being said, I don’t have a great face and I’m a retard when it comes to dieting and working out. I also have a not-so-attractive face and a big head that no amount of weight loss will fix, which is why I’m so late in the game on sexual stuff. Luckily though she’s really loving and we’ve been together for 2 and a half years so if things keep going the way they’re going then I’m going to marry that woman.

Very happy to hear your love life is going so well. God speed user

I met a qt3.14 that I'm hoping to make my gf. Maybe Yea Forums isn't just for incels after all

Thank you, user.
Good luck to you. I have to admit that I was very jaded before I met her because I had seen what some women are capable of. Even as it stands I’m always on the lookout for red flags with my girl because I don’t want to be burned. I’m no MGTOW guy but make no mistake, they are right in a way about some things. Just make sure you have a good vetting process and don’t sacrifice too much and don’t commit too much right away. Once again, good luck to you.

Thanks user, I need the luck

no

Real talk, does anyone else think this episode jumped the shark? Steve isn’t supposed to get laid.

meant for

show jumped the shark years before this, also i thought it was just a make out sesh

>dealing only in extremes
Having premarital sex is fine, having excessive amount of sex isn't.

What can you expect from /pol/tards

Pretty sure they implied sex. A show can jump the shark multiple times, I feel. This was just another instance that feels like it should be saved for a final season or something. Like a closure on Steve being a loser or something.

JUMP KICK

Bait or Cope.
This.

>Steve got laid before you
Who else /deadontheinside/ here?

how old are you? i lost it when i was 20 which felt like forever

20.
I've had experiences with women but never got to penetration.

Steve is talented, smart and somewhat confident.

>cumbrain=having a libido
Thanks for further confirming this meme is perpetuated by mgtow virgins.

So we were in very similar situations. My first kiss was also my first blow job yet it took years for me to get laid. You’re young it’s no big deal, you’re not even close to wizard

Same. The first two are more a blessing than a curse when dealing with women tho.

I actually got a blow job, but was too drunk to get it up lol. Besides that occasion I actually have had 3 other opportunities for casual sex but turned all the girls down because I wanted to lose it in a relationship. A relationship for me now feels like an unreachable goal tho...

>its another nerd gets a gf episode but shes gone forever by the next episode

I hate this trope.

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>Stupid sexy Steve.
It's not gay to be gay for Steve, user. We're all gay for Steve.

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THEN PRINCIPAL LEWIS KICKED IN THE DOOR
WAVING A '44

Speaking of cringe...

Steve grows up to be a Chad anyways.

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Why didn't he try to fuck his mother yet though?

Why would Toji only speak French?