>That’s strange sir, your name isn’t showing up in the National Kiss Database. Let me go ahead and scan your ID again
>Weird, nothing again. You have kissed a girl, haven’t you? So I’m not sure why your name isn’t in the NKD
>Well, Joker actually has a special rating, not only is it rated R, so I can’t sell tickets to minors, it has a second rating of MK (must have kissed).
>If you’ve never kissed a girl, well, I’m afraid I can’t sell a ticket to you. It’s simply too irresponsible to let you see this movie if you’re still a kissless virgin.
>Would you like a ticket to Cuck (2019) instead?
That’s strange sir, your name isn’t showing up in the National Kiss Database. Let me go ahead and scan your ID again
Sebastian Nelson
Charles Parker
You sell poocorn, not tickets stupid. God Robert, that time you slipped trying to give me my pop corns really messed you up huh?
Andrew Evans
>Haven't kissed eh? Well I guess we can solve that right now ;)
Samuel Lee
Yeah but what about the time I sucked that black tranny cock in a hotel room? I’m sure that counts...
Jeremiah Rodriguez
please take me robert, right here, at the counter and then maybe we can sneak off to the employee bathroom ;)))
Jackson Parker
Robert, in 1998 me and my IRC gf I met on Yahoo! Chat constantly exchanged *kiss*es. Show me in your rulebook where digital RP kisses don’t count. Oh, it doesn’t say that? Then I suggest you let me in this moment before I call your manager.
Jonathan Morales
Cmon Robert, i told you i kissed a cousin of mine one when i was 10 that counts r-right?
Carson Foster
*jumps over the counter*
FUCK YOU NIGGER!
IM ON MY TO SEE JOKER!
FOR FREE!
Lucas Murphy
Robert is the manager!
Colton Diaz
>National Kiss Database
LMAO
Xavier Phillips
I actually did kiss a girl when I was 8. Also once when I was 11
Gabriel Gutierrez
>We apologise for stopping the current Joker screening but it seems one male individual is seated in this room, free of cost. We will begin the ticket search shortly.
Ayden Murphy
>why yes, i have kissed hundreds of mediocre to average looking girls and contracted stds from multiple one night stands to satisfy my own low self esteem and deflated ego, how could you tell?
Logan Moore
That doesn’t really sound like the Chad that I know....
Josiah Wilson
>lean over
>kiss Robert
Julian Long
>girls
Cringe and heteronormative
Update your databases to include same-sex kisses and you'll see I'm certainly not lacking
Ayden Morales
did this user just have a mental breakdown...?
Justin Reyes
>he hasn't kissed boys as a brotherly way and girls in a sexual way
Ryder Gonzalez
based gay user. please convert more straight boys
Benjamin Lopez
SIR PLEASE STOP
NO RUNNING SIR
PLEASE STOP
Owen Jenkins
>girls in a sexual way
Stop
I almost puked
Isaiah King
HAHAHA
HAVE A NICE TRIP
NIGGER
Evan Thompson
Amazing that the average incel probably has more self respect than normies.
Asher Murphy
Oh, my bad Robert. That's actually my fake ID that I use for my Incelbux benefits. Here you go *gives Robert his real ID* I mean, it'd be ludicrous to not have kissed a girl by 25 haha :)
Aaron Lewis
Why yes, I am involuntarily celibate and haven't had a consensual conversation with a woman in years. How can you tell?
Carson Barnes
Which is why they cant get laid.
Logan Taylor
>Why yes, I am a kissless virgin, how could you tell?
Christopher Fisher
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
ROBERT LOOK OUT FOR THAT BANANA
Blake Torres
You wouldn’t happen to be impersonating my good friend Giga-Chad in some kind of anonymous slander campaign, would you?
Dominic Bailey
ROBERT
Cooper Harris
Erza Miller is disgusting
Cooper Davis
Luke Nguyen
ROBERT NOOOOOOOOO
Austin Clark
NOOOO
Jacob Allen
Is Robert gonna be okay?
Sebastian Stewart
Anons...
Isaac Jackson
The lore of kinoplex universe has taken a turn for the worse
Luis Reed
Imposter. Gigachad would never be so lowbrow
Carter Anderson
Fuck you incels, you've gone TOO far! #GunControlNOW #Impeach45
Jacob Lopez
Robert, please. Now is not the time.
William Morales
Anthony Young
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ROBERT IS FUCKING DEAD...
Andrew Cook
>kissed three girls
Later virgins
Asher Edwards
>kissed 4 girls, one very recently
Get on my level
Lucas Rivera
Lets just say 3 girls made a really big mistake back in my high school.
Carter Cruz
I kissed one girl, but she was the only girl I loved and connected with
it's been 3 years
Levi Powell
Black girls don't count. It doesn't matter how cute they think you are.
Luke Thomas
I'll never forget Crab Leg Friday...
Robert Wright
This is the worst day of my life
rip robert, my cashier, my watcher, my.... friend
Blake Smith
>tfw virgin because my good looks intimidate females
Joseph Richardson
this hit hard