There needs to be a mandatory low-test checks for critics that want to watch this

How was the gore? Was there more than in the previous one?

nah it was slow as fuck till the ending
that's my only complaint though
anyone who hated it cause it was too violent or "racist" or "trumpian" or whatever clearly has less T than all women

This was good but 4 was definitely gorier

>"trumpian"
What other movies fall under this category?

This exactly, also the theater I was at was nearly 50% latino and the ones near me seemed to like it

>but 4 was definitely gorier
That's a shame. 4's last ten minutes were pure gorekino.

anything involving guns and red states i guess

>How was the gore? Was there more than in the previous one?
Less. But still brutal. The worst was probably the first guy he goes after. it involves seeing the guy's collar bone

I wish the movie was longer.There wasn't much to it and all but some of the scenes could have been extended. Especially the scene where he infiltrates one of the cartel leader's mansion.

Anyone can do that much gore with all that .50 BMG, each kill in this is calculated for maximum revenge. If they showed too much of each it would get an NC-17 minimum.

>nah it was slow as fuck till the ending
It was like two different movies mooshed together. You can even see the exact point where the movie was like "okay, time to go full Rambo."

>What other movies fall under this category?
Any movie that portrays a white person as a hero and a non-white person as a villain.

That's to sell BluRay copies I assume, you can't show that shit in the theatrical release. Boxed set maybe to crown the death of physical media.

Yeah the title screen. Rambo doesn't ever fully activate until he goes FULL Rambo at the very end.

That's probably my only gripe about it, some of the scenes just felt too quick.

Does Rambo Die?

No.

i think it was just to show that rambo has settled down a bit and was now just chilling on the ranch being an old man, he had to have the retired version of rambo awakened and over the course of the movie that's what happened

>think it was just to show that rambo has settled down a bit and was now just chilling on the ranch being an old man, he had to have the retired version of rambo awakened and over the course of the movie that's what happened
Yeah they explained it how "it's always there I just have to keep a lid on it" early on in the movie.

Well, you can tell when the lid gets ripped off and thrown in the trash.

I hope he gets those horses back

>I hope he gets those horses back
I was just wondering what his neighbors thought of what was going on.

Hey Jane! Look! The Rambo place is blowing up again!

>spics like getting beheaded
do americans love shootings too?

so critics hate it because the bad guys are mexicans? even knowing they are part of a drug cartel wtf is wrong with these people?

>so critics hate it because the bad guys are mexicans?
Basically.

>even knowing they are part of a drug cartel wtf is wrong with these people?
it shatters their world-view that all the nations of the world are filled with sunshine and lollipops and that the only thing that ruins that is white people and capitalism

Cucks are gonna cuck

Additionally, to be fair, the only reason it was made was because of Stallone. If it was anyone else that plot would've never been approved by the hollywood exec's.

Sly was always better than that cuck, Arnold

>Sly was always better than that cuck, Arnold
Arnold could get away with doing whatever he wants as well. He just doesn't.

The sequel will pick up with him on the porch and some podunk Jerkwater, USA sheriff coming and pushing him.

This is why the Jew fears Stallone and Mel alike.

>This is why the Jew fears Stallone and Mel alike.
Hot damn, I can't wait for the sequel to The Passion of the Christ.

What are some kinos with this aesthetic

Attached: Screenshot_20190922-021754(1).jpg (1440x1797, 707K)

Any tale of good vs. evil is Christ vs. evil. Christ is always tripartite, fulfilling the 3 Biblical offices of king, priest, and prophet.

Rambo is always the king, the man of action, who dies and is resurrected as by journalist. Lamb of the world is his prophet daughter. Journalist is the priest, who heals him, the man of the earth.

Same in Apocalypto, LotR (Aragorn / Gandalf / Frodo) or Star Trek (Kirk / Spock / Bones OR Riker / Data / Picard) Fucking True Detective, Marty, Rust, Theriot.

Christ-figures, that is, not actual Christ. Unless you get into some weird David Lynch shit maybe, or Milch.

The prophet is always a weirdo or a div

It was revenge kino. Libtard women and low-test nu-males would never understand.

Was kind of a weird movie. I did like it but I see the complaint about it being slow. And it was unexpectedly brutal. Not in a violence kind of way but in how shit just spirals out of control and doesn't really resolve in any kind of happy way. Like I didn't expect the girl to die in the middle of the movie. Especially when before that it repeatedly shows her being subjected to horrible shit The ending was great though. But while it's nice to see the bad guys getting brutally killed the stuff I mentioned above just paints it in a dark light rather than "look at Rambo kill those bastards". Though there was plenty of that too.

I also expected Rambo to die but that also didn't happen

Huh, there were a lot of latino people in my theatre too. I guess they like seeing cartel fags getting brutally killed as much as anyone else.

Fun fact: David Morrell, the writer of The Last Blood, disliked the new Rambo as well.

The First Blood I meant to say.

>Huh, there were a lot of latino people in my theatre too.
There were in mine as well. along with a bunch of blacks.

Unfortunately a pair sat next to me with their baby. The guy was watching videos very loudly (in Spanish of course) until the the exact moment the movie started and the woman was talking to guy throughout the movie.

How is it compared to Rambo 4?

He's virtue signaling, his fucking books are pretty violent too

>How is it compared to Rambo 4?
On par. More feels though.

Joker

Oh no, it's the Goldeneye box all over again!

Attached: 5I4EH4a.jpg (750x315, 34K)

Aladdin

White Man's Burden/condescension to Mexicans: The Movie.

White American Male has to go to Mexico and save Mexicans from themselves. If I was Mexican I'd feel emasculated that this movie exists.

I think I remember 4 showed a baby being bayoneted in the guts. Pretty hard to top that.

Because clearly Mexicans have everything in their country under control (lol)

Mexicans just want to see cartel members massacred.

Culture of Critique

No, and in the Raimi extended cut, it's rumored that in the stinger he steps off of a plane and looks up where he sees a sign reading "WELCOME TO ISRAEL."

He's free to take his name off it then, and renounce the money he's receiving. I saw his name prominently listed in the credits.

If you were Mexican you'd feel emasculated 100% of the time, running through your head on a loop, and act like a fucking retard to try to counter it by wearing ridiculous pointy shoes and skulls and shit.

Why is the True Name of God in Spanish wordfiltered on this board but I can say I AM in English?

Kung Pow

White people like a racist movie
No surprises here

>john wick
>murders slavs, asians, blacks, women
>critics love it
>rambo
>murders mexican cartel
>critics hate it
explain this shit

STFU BOOMER

Rambo's too real. John Wick is about as realistic as Harry Potter

I bet the cucks would love it if he were killing those imaginary nazis they think are running around

Whatever post this was best post.