Why haven't there been any reboo-

Why haven't there been any reboo-

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That isn’t how candlejack threads work fucking newfa-

what are we talking abo-

Why did you stop and type a dash dumb newfag

candlejack hates niggers
there
no more fun

cringe thread kys

Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

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fucking newfags not understanding candlejack, it's almost as if anyone who says his name suddenly

you're doing it wrong fucking newfags, it only happens after you actually type candlejack, if you only just post itt without mentioning him nothing happe

what's a reboo-?

I haven't seen a good old Candlejack thread in quite some ti-

What even is the me-

how old is this roastie now? she peaked early, her old "content" is the best

That kind of humor wouldn’t be acceptable in modern times, especially candlejack. Some floating creeper stealing kids? That’s just cra

Angie Verona?

I hate it when girls try to cash in on their looks when they're past their prime.

Wow, this really takes me back. Wait, does this mean candlejack solves the captcha for me o-

what a fucking newfag

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O I hate this

>yfw you know OP is a baiting faggot, but zoomers who never watched the show will adopt the malapropriation of the meme

The pain

Redpill me on this new meme

>new

You dumbasses. You don't just pretend to disappear. You say candlejack and he does th

this fad is cla-

Are there actually people who haven't been here for 10+ years?
>Remember, you're here forever

most newfags heard about candlejack on encylopedia drama-

Stop using the dash you retards.

no-

I was making Candlejack threads when you zoomers were still in di

When I was still in di? What the heck is di? I would have assumed your message got cut off like you were murdered by candlejack but there’s no hyphen to indicate tha-

>There are people on Yea Forums that have never watched Freakazoid and don't know who Candlejack is. I mean real-

Candlejack? Who the fuck is candleja

I hate when people use hyphens to abruptly stop their posts when they post Candlejack memes, like you won't have time to do that when he ge

holy fuck you newfa

Candle jack doesn't take you unless you actually

Candlejack doesn't murder people. We don't know what he does once he gets all that rope a

Candlejack. Meme isn't funny try having sex retards.

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retards actually believe in candlejack. he can't hurt you he's not even re

Thor patrolled. Candlejack doesn't just kidnap anyb

Dont trust this poster. Candlejack can say his own na

You have to say his name in order for him to get you. Newfags baka.

I FUCKING TOLD YOU STUPID FAGGOTS TO STOP SAYING HIS FUCKING NAME BUT NO

YOU JUST HAVE TO FUCKING SAY CANDLEJACK DON'T Y

Hahahah, fucking dilate tranny. You think you're funny just because you went against the grain by not interrupting your text mid-sentence? Guess again, fuckwit. You goddamn scrote-cleaving fucking maniac. You self-mutilating mundy. You goddamn gas-sniffing open-fleshwound-flossing nincompoop. You fucking unabashed ditsy dunce of a damsel. You can still say Candlejack, and follow it with a period (something you will never experience, by the way) and get kidnapped shortly aft

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