Was this really necessary
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Was this really necessary?
This documentary was the most cringe thing I've seen
>spend hundreds of hours remastering footage of people walking around in holes
>90 minutes of old boomer bongs and their hideous accents
>cringe "battle" scene is 20 minutes of magazine covers
absolute horse shit
I agree. Can't remember a single thing from the film.
any nudity/sex scene in movie or tv is not necessary. the least necessary is close ups of people passionately kissing for longer thn 1 second. maybe the kiss means something to the story and characters relationships, but honestly could just tell us some other way that they kissed or something. pic related and anything like it should be banned from movies forever. it is horrid to witness, im not even some anti-love angry incel, but i hate sex scenes and kissing scenes with a passion
actually nudity is pretty based, but generic fucking between characters is cancer
It was a different time.
lol zoomers
Where are the black people
You fuckin' kids these days. It was nuts to see this having only had the ultra shaky unstable-framerate hand-cranked camera shots of WWI for so long. Essentially nothing better than stills allowed us to view this mysterious descent into mans darkest times. To see full-motion views of this era filled in so much of what was lacking in our interpretation of the era for decades!
Go play your smartphone games and floss / dab elsewhere.
>but generic fucking between characters is cancer
And it's always the same position too; girl on top, wildly grinding against the man's sheet-covered crotch while he awkwardly holds onto her hips.
They were over with the French Divisions handling the battle of the Marne.
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Stick to comic book movies sweetie
Faggots revealed. There wasn't anything wrong with the footage, the narration was bland and lacking. Much better documentaries have been done with less production cost.
>mfw the german and the british soldiers got on and wondered why they both weren't fighting the french instead as well as the prussian fucking shits
Who gives a shit about production costs. Thanks to whoever produce this we have invaluable history to be preserved and shown.
They weren't trusted enough to fight the important battles because they had a tendency to go AWOL and betray their communities.
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After this incident there was never another all black squad ever allowed in the US army or any other military branch.
Wonder Woman 1 did it better
Sure. Now someone should use that invaluable history to make a documentary that's actually good.
I agree.
give it a rest
YOU WOT MATE
why would anyone film this? wasn't film fairly expensive at the time?
>narration was bland
actual accounts from actual wwi soldiers?
You'd think people who were actually there might have something interesting to say, but apparently not.
What were you hoping for? most of the men that were there as general infantry died within days or weeks
Another case of people not watching the film. The narration was composed entirely of 5-7 second soundbytes smashed together with the film as a back drop. No real interviews with emotional impact. No memorable anecdotes from the soldiers.
That guy in the second clip, the one who looks at the camera and then flinches a little when the thing goes bang..
Hes dead now, he died of fear
War is rarely interesting. Most cases, especially during the First World War it’s almost always waiting and screwing around with moments of terror spliced between them. The point wasn’t to entertain a generation of ADHD ridden capeshit consuming vidya playing kids but to paint picture of what life was like for the British soldier during the First World War, what the range of moods were. And of course there were a couple interesting things, like jumping into a latrine pit during a gas attack. But the point isn’t to find the most heroic impressive or outstanding or wacky stories; it was about finding the average Tommy.
was meant for
Wtf were these retarded euro scum even fighting about
holy shit, did that actually fucking happened?
Reminder that never happened
Whether o call cookies biscuits or crunchy cakes
The biscuit faction won.
literal fucking brainlets spotted, holy shit. just fucking kill yourselves.
Lmfao “good guys” unironically got btfo
>a generation of ADHD ridden capeshit consuming vidya playing kids
BASED
WW2 is for children who thinks war is fun and epic.
WW1 is for adults who realize the true nature of war, a horrible, and terrible nature.
Shocking.
i had the same question was that necessary?
god damn jackson...
>whoever has the most bodies to throw into the meatgrinder wins
>good guys
>listens to Dan Carlin once
jokes aside you're completely right
this during ww1? I mean you cant really blame them when they were denied voting rights and stuff
Bad guys had a better K:D ratio. That’s a win
have fun getting shot mr lanklet
>all those mutts dead for a war across the ocean
embarrasing
The only good guy in WW1 was Austria-Hungary.
where can i watch this?
DIFFICULTY CAUSES KINO... ZOOMERS WOULD NEVER FILM IN THIS WAY
>be among millions forgotten faces
>filmed by chance getting mogged by some cheeky lad next to you on the way to the front
>100 years later get made fun of on a cambodian basket weaving forum
THE tall guy got shot in the throat and little Tommy pockets held him and prayed with him as he bled out in no mans land.
Pockets was awarded the Xtra-small medal for bravery and was summarily executed for being annoying
same
holy shit they let midgets fight on the front lines?
>mega.nz
thanks a lot!
this. fucking this
need an english rose gf tbqh.
In Africa fighting Lettow-Vorbeck
>you can't blame them
They were literally blamed, convicted and killed. So yes, they were blamed for their actions of ending the lives of civilians they were trained and charged to protect.
these things must have been terrifying to see appear the battlefield for the first time
Probably lost a bit of their impact when they broke down or got stuck though
>K/D ratio
Fucking Amerisharts think real life is Call of Duty
I really like the bit were the Germans and Brits were getting on well and they blamed everything on the Prussians. Even going so far to to warn the Brits about artillery strikes and when they were swapping with the Prussians.
>that one christmas when the crouts and limeys played football together in no mans land
look at all the excuses they make for these niggers
They fought so we could see girls like this getting pissed on and puking on the internet
Also to be inside it:
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>w-we lost less men so we won
Cry moar turkroach
WW1 was a very interesting conflict, in the beginning generals were still using napoleonic tactics, by the end of it everything had changed.
what a mechanized monster. getting bogged down in the mud then mortared relentlessly.
>as the story goes they were friendly to each other and played football together
>then the general on the English/Canadian side shot one of the Germans and told his men if that happened again he would shoot them himself
War is fucked up
pleb opinion. Sorry it wasn’t cgi superheroes punching each other for 50 minutes
fuck i didn't know that part :(
>fuckin'
>!
>mfw the soldiers realized they were fighting a pointless war and there were constant mutinies
That's not part of the story at all.
exactly
haven't seen a good sex scene since WoWS
Yeah, Germany won so hard their society essentially collapsed into mindless hedonism and mass importation of cocaine for 20 years
sosg rolls
Why does his face look so fucking weird?
Which would you rather fight in?
>western front of WWI
>eastern front of WWII
WW2, I'd join Dirlegang
he's been drinking gasoline
Combination of shitty video quality and shitty colourisation.
The poor were and still are uglier than the rest of us
They say they mechanised the war
Parlez vous
They say they mechanised the war
Parlez vous
They say they mechanised the war
So what the hell are we marching for?
Hinky dinky, parlez vous
>Draft? I don’t even agree with the foreign policy of this government.
>What do you mean I’m going to jail?
>eastern front of WW1
based and bandenbekämpfung pilled
He's british
>WW1
>Boomers
Honestly it's time to kill yourself
>germany invade a neutral country (belgium) protected by brits
because germans are retarded and evil ?
>Muh k/d
Nice cope Lmao
Yeah, it usually drags you out in the same way melodrama over a characters death does. If your audience doesn't care about the emotional scene you lose them. I hardly sit and watch two friends get off, even though that is relevant to me, what's to gain from watching two characters I've known for 30 minutes do I.
I can guarantee most of the great character relationships people remember here don't have a big sex or making out scene.
"They found Daniels, whom they killed, along with three other officers. As they moved through the city, they encountered civilians and shot them at random. All in all, 20 people were killed that night. The soldiers had no real plan. Henry, leading the effort, suggested that they march to the police station and confront officers there, but the other men either returned to the camp or hid in black residents’ homes, where they were captured the following day."
8/10
Bretty gud b8 m8
>in the end
>*tipping*
(checked)
Drinking gasoline is actually not THAT bad for you.
No shit, the Brits had a 'Bantam' division, filled with people that normally would have been disqualified from service due to being too short. Forgot what the minimum height was though.
If anyone's wondering why they seem to be shooting pointlessly in the air, they're probably doing a machine gun barrage. If some area was out of direct line of sight, say the rear of a hill where reinforcements would come up. A few of these MGs would be set up and make it rain bullets for a couple hours.
I don't want to watch World War stuff. These is nothing to glorify in the mindless slaughter of European peoples.
Both of them?
>being retarded enough to mistake a circumstantial defensive pact between imperial powers for a moral commitment to preserving national sovereignty
Lol
You're right, it would be stupid to expect a kraut to honour his guarantee's
>one imperial state invading another is “evil” because they aren’t honoring the other’s established national boundaries
Get a load of this dipshit.
>a tendency
>one example
>a tendency
And no one here doubts this because >le fuck niggers memé
>Guarantee Belgium neutrality as Prussia at Treaty of London
>Prussian guarantee rolls over to the newer German state as do all other commitments they've made
>Proceed to violate your guarantee of Belgian neutrality
Never trust a Kraut
>In the 1930s, 17 of the executed soldiers’ bodies were exhumed and reburied at Fort Sam Houston National Cemetery, in San Antonio — their simple headstones feature only a name and date of death, with no mention of their military service, rank, or honors.
wait so if you mutiny and kill random civilians, are court martialed and hung, they don't put your rank on the tombstone?
how can americans allow this?
is this any good?
kill yourself you baiting freak