Young Helen Mirren in Age of Consent

If I ever develop time traveling powers...

How is it rent free? Chad posting is fine but that shit looks like gay porn

ugh, what a faggot you are

More like rent poor lmao

Dumb negro.

Excellent.

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holy fucking shit that ass bros GODDAMN

You stupid faggot.

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seething

HAIRY PITS RUINS IT

EVEN ON A DESERTED ISLAND GO FIND SOME SEASHELL TO SHAVE WITH

FUCKING
D R O P P E D

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Oh my god.

she should've gotten a breast reduction

boobs way too big

MUCH BETTER

>perfect ass
>perfect tits
>perfect pits
>cute fucking face
Goddamn why was Mirren such a fucking 10/10?

Oh shut up faggot, what's it like having muscle men saved on your harddrive you complete fairy

Who gives a fuck?

>implying it doesn’t make her that much more sexier

What happened to British women that look like this? Where did they go?

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Oh shut up faggot, what's it like having muscle men saved on your harddrive you complete fairy

>boobs way too big

You are just saying this to bait us aren't you?

>Who gives a fuck?
t. newfag

nice, king

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body hair is a masculine thing. you're basically fapping to gigachad

Fuck it, you know what?
I'm perfectly OK with being a coomer.

/ecg/

>those hairy legs

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I'll tell you one thing, if there is a healthy amount of cooming it sure as hell isn't over ten times a day

fucking kek!

Cooming is the natural reaction to seeing young Helen Mirren.
Fuck, I still would coom over old Helen. Here she is 6 years ago at 68 looking better than half the women in Hollywood.

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How’s it like being a closeted faggot?

fine blonde body hair is truly patrician.

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theyre not hairy enough

I concur

It doesn't. You're fetishizing masculine traits and I wouldn't be shocked if you jack off to trap porn in the near future.

Is this a tennis thread now?

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No.

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that's insane

>James Mason playing a cunnyseur yet again

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ANNA was great thanks

imagine if she sat on your face as a prank haha

Sure, I love tennis.

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Five shekels to the first man to bring me this beautiful tennis girl.

More like Helen MIRIN' am I right lads

That HD, holy shit.

Can a tennis-related upskirt be any more perfect than that? Christ ... that is unreal. Why don't these girls say "fuck it" and just wear the cutest, most sultry undergarments!? Just bite the bullet if they're going to be flashing ppl anyway.

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WHAT A DORK LMAO LIMBS FLAILING PROBABLY GREW UP TO BE A LANKLET

Imagine the smell.

Like heaven

>you will never make a girl this wet

Decades.
Decades of being sexually attractive.
Fucking decades...
No kids.

Look around you, Westerners. This is as good as it gets. As good as billions of years of Physics can manage. Your stuff: the stuff that moves you around, and lets you think, that stuff will blow away into the heat death.

Maybe a wedged asscheek here and there, but nothing as crazy as this.

ITS JUST SWEAT BRU

It's fucking wet

what's the piece of plastic between her legs?

a pussy shield?

"Mirren has no children and says she has "no maternal instinct whatsoever".[89]"

Well yeah it's wet. She's out there hauling ass and sweating.

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The perfect woman

what a qt patootie.

Wow, weird to see my headphones shopped onto gigachad.

Literally an anime girl.

Okay, I agree. There's beauty in subtlety as well

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>sweatyman.jpeg

Katie Boulter and Katie Swan.

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Ok now post young Susan Sarandon.

Blonde body hair is literally the sexiest thing on earth

It’s fine, but it’s peach fuzz that I don’t like

Meh. Blonde eyebrows and eyelashes are objectively the worst and seeing how blonde body hair is less noticeable, it hardly pleases the fetishists either.

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Damn, what are some good early Helen Mirren films?

Nice hooters desu ne

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It’s the only reason why I still remember some brazillian model’s name decades after her discovery. That peach fuzz...

post Katie Swan eating a banana pls

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homosexual

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Indian

Someone mentioned Jennifer Lawrence looks like a young Helen Mirren. When she smiles I can see it.

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brehs

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Wow, I thought I was the only one who thought that when I saw her smile in that webm

Helen Mirren is better as an old lady than as a young woman. I'm not saying that I would choose current Mirren over 20-30 yo Mirren, but she's one of best looking 60+ year old women ever. When she was young she was hot, but not among the very best IMO.

>that little jiggle
hnnnng

My fucking dick, literally perfect.

what? it's just her skirt hanging down from the front.

you really need to consider ending your own life and i'm not being even slightly ironic

Motherfucking goddess.

Jennifer looks like Helen if Helen had been born with FAS.

SHOPPED OR AI'D YOU FAGS FUCKIN BLIND NIGGERS

thanks, doc

Those are old tyme fakeys, user. Real big naturals never stand up so perfectly.
Helen kept a great body too into old age by never getting pregnant in her life. Not laudable but something to note.

>Those are old tyme fakeys, user. Real big naturals never stand up so perfectly.
Imagine being this dumb

Absolutely amazing.

>fake tits in 1969
lmao

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My god... This is the closet I'll ever get to a woman, isn't it?

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katie a cute

Why do they wear undergarments at all

She had a sweet spot around 50ish here she was just too sexy
looking for a pic as an example but they are all shit and she looks just okish
Shes one of those types that is very sexy from a particular angle and not so much from others

Th-that ponytail

For me, it’s Helen Mirren fucking her cuck brother in Excalibur.

Imagine not liking hairy pits.

I see you are a man of BASED as well

Thank you

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There was this movie about a guy (Jude Law I think?) who meets Hugh Jackman and gets to fuck helen mirren.

"NOT LIKE" IS FAR TOO MILD

BODY HAIR IS AN ANTITHESIS TO FEMININITY

ASK NEARLY ALL WOMEN WHY THEY DONT KEEP PIT HAIR

WHAT DO YOU WANT NEXT CHEST HAIR LMAO F*AGGOT

>tfw gf has become very lax about shaving her legs
>tfw it’s made her hotter than ever
I didn’t think I’d be into it at all

Look at the old Playboy centerfolds lying on their backs with zero flop to the side and tell me there were no breast implants in the 60s.

GREAT GOOGA MOOGA

>implants

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he's stupid, don't bully him too hard

sweet jesus

Jesus Christ.

I was thinking the same thing. They look very alike.
This makes me think Jlaw might be a super hot milf and gmilf in her later years.

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+1 my mum is based wish she'd fuck me big old titties I play with every day

How is it not dripping onto the court, causing her to slip and fall?

my dick is going to explode

Literally still exist everywhere. You've probably never seen a naked woman, have you? That's how most of them look lol

>IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE SAYS WHAT SOIBOIS SAY BUT HE'S A CHAD

low test

The Swiss Ms., Martina Hhhuunnnhhhhhggggis.

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It's a shame that eating bananas leaves women so self-conscious of perverted looks that they can't sit there and enjoy their bananas thoroughly and seductively while we all watch intently.

IM GOING TO COOM

then breasts were sturdier back then, maybe it was the bras. Who knows. If implants did exist in 69, there's no way they'd actually look convincing

How tf do you "AI" a picture you sub verbal australopithecine

Is it achievable natty???

She looks like my dutch cousins

Shirley Jones

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>That's how most of them look lol
Most women have bodies like young Helen Mirren, huh?

Àaaaarrgggg my diiiick

I dont remember her ever being this thicc

>Helen got EVIAN-ED
based

I see your young Helen Mirren and raise you a prime Jenny Agutter

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This can't be real

ARRRRGGGGHHHHI I WANT TO PUT MY HEAD IN THOSE HEEEEEAAAAAAVVVVVVIIINNNGGG BREATS ARRGGGGGHHHHH

My nigga

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>tfw you will never have a qt white girl breath on you

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I wish I was that towel or banana

Helen isn't even top 10 of her generation. People only rave about her beauty because she aged well. She's the candle that burned half as bright and twice as long.

Wish it was dripping into my mouth instead

Women have been shaving their body hair regularly for only the last 100 years at most, and in many places much later. That means every single one of your ancestors before then was perfectly fine with fucking a woman with underarm hair and leg hair.

explain paintings and descriptions of women from 1000+ years ago who have no body hair

absolutely based movie

you just KNOW

I guess this statue means roman men didn't have chest hair

I don't mean the idealized depictions in art, I mean normal people who led a normal existence farming or making things didn't bother to shave their armpits or legs.

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High T poster

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right, normal people who werent the most attractive, the most attractive and rich women shaved whereas the poorer ones didnt, just because lots of women didnt shave back then hardly means it was attractive

110% possible

kek i saw it too

>amerifats have literally let Jews cuck them out of finding women attractive
Yes, yes goy, women must buy our products before you can make love to them, this is good yes

You are dumb and also uneducated.

I want to believe

Filthy hippy.

Helen Mirren's entire career can be encapsulated by the sentence "we don't have the budget for Meryl Streep"

It's more, 'we want this to be kino, Streep isn't a good enough actress for it, who have we got?'

so pure. imagine the scent

arm and leg hair are fine as long as it's the lesser visible blonde type like and not dark hair. armpit hair is pretty gross though

>bronze age burial mounds containing women were found with bronze razors and tweezers
what did they shave

fuck the faggot tranny janny who reported this

How are they in any way similar as actresses?

damn she had fucking big tits

Seething janny reported all the good images and webms.

The frontal lobes of that guy's ancestors

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it's too late to stop mobileposters tbqhwyf

You can just tell from their stance.

Arguably the greatest nose of all time.

What should I look for if I want to guess how well a girl will age (besides her mother)??
Young Helen Mirren or Marisa Tomei were regular cuties... I'd never would have guessed their current form

Looks a lot more like Imogen Poots than Lawrence.

WE CAN GO YOUNGER

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GET ON MY LEVEL

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Neeson looks like such a fucking mick here by god. Lucky shit dated prime Mirren for years

So perfect

>Mirren lived with actor Liam Neeson during the early 1980s. They met while working on Excalibur (1981)
Damn, it's true. Lucky guy.

>all that fucking corderoy
holy shit the '80s sucked

I like old Helen mirren too. Hottest old lady I can think of aside from aunt may

He talked about it when they were on Graham Norton together
>Before I met her and we worked together, I had read somewhere that if she fancied a guy she would imitate his walk behind his back, and I turned around one day and she was doing that to me.
Still fruitlessly looking behind my back, boys.

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Faggot off you Jew faggot

Yikes

this camera man SUCKS he missed all the titty shots

I decided to go full coomer mode and wrench my dick pretty hard
goddamn that was the fattest load I’ve shot in years

I doubt your average woman had the luxury of shaving in a regular basis. Think about a 19 century farmer and think about if they cared about stuff like that.

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youtu.be/AcpXYb6Kma0?t=119

I like tennis girls with big tits.

Perfection indeed.

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kek

Marisa Tomei from My Cousin Vinny

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Is that Jennifer Lawrence?

ah the GOAT

good lord

what anime is this

They practically said it out loud when they were on the graham norton show together.

Jenny Agutter is a goddess, and excellent nude scene in Walkabout.

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Hnnnngis

More like Hellen Mirrin

Huh?

>tiddies big and saggy in a few years
>nips pointing down at age 27
no thank you

>Hasn't seen the horrors that are small boobs that look like hell on earth
Go back to journalism school, Flat Lives Matter.