>Salam alaikum dhimmi, that'll be 80 dinars for the halal popcorn plus tip plus jizya.
what do?
Salam alaikum dhimmi, that'll be 80 dinars for the halal popcorn plus tip plus jizya
Ian Peterson
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Colton Gonzalez
call the manager
Zachary Thompson
Jaxson Long
how do you know all these desert words op?
Xavier Turner
Call for close air support.
Jeremiah Reed
Wake up from the nightmare and thank god, Washington and Trump I live in the good ol' US of A
Henry Russell
sand nigger
Brayden Torres
>Yes I am the manager, what do you want you dirty kuffar?
John Hughes
> teleports behind you
...what did you just call me ?
Eli Morgan
Wait, why is the manager a Sikh?
Jose Adams
>Sir, Im going to ask you to leave or the Halalplex security will force you out
Xavier Evans
To keep the mudslimes on their toes.
Joshua Gray
I have to pay for 80 dinners for some popcorn? That seams a little unbalanced. Who is eating these dinner? Your staff or is this some kind of voucher I pay in advance to get crab leg dinner?
Henry Sanchez
>"plus jizya."
>Implying I'm a kafir
الله يستر
Isaiah Miller
Salam! Chetori?
خدا به همراتون.
Connor Howard
>Jamal
Where the FUCK is Robert you goddamned terrorist?
Camden Anderson
Movies are haram.
Thomas Hall
It's fine, the Halalplex only shows ISIS training videos
Logan Rivera
Robert was his slave name.
Lucas Johnson
en.wikipedia.org
Also haram.
Aiden Garcia
Hey Mudslimes, why are you still on my Catholic cunny board if almost everything here is Haram? If you don't provide an excuse in 30 seconds, I'll give the Jews in control of the remote kill drones the signal to bomb your goat-fucking asses.
Asher Russell
I am a fellow muslim you Sunni dog. I won`t pay jizya.
Zachary Watson
If I submit to Allah, will I be able to finally grow a proper beard?
Jonathan Reed
Ishallah, Allah shall not give an infidel the genes to grow a beard.
Xavier Gutierrez
>jizyaw
Jokes on you my brother, I’m quintessentially British.