Rian Johnson's KNIVES OUT

>Ransom Thrombey (Chris Evans), Richard & Linda’s son. Born with a honeyed but forked tongue and a silver spoon in his mouth. A knife would complete the set...

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Looks like an even more cringe version of murder on the orient express.

>Walt Thrombey (Michael Shannon), Harlan’s youngest son. Walt runs the family publishing company, but his ambitions reach much farther. Would he... kill for them?

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I have no patience for poorly written and stupid whodunnits. Rian Johnson's pisspoor attempt at time travel in Looper was full of idiotic time travel stupidity that showed he didn't have the brains to write a good time travel movie let alone a whodunnit mystery. I guarantee it will have a lame and predictable twist at the end that the audience will have seen coming since the first act. Rian will be fellating himself and thinking he's far more clever than he actually is but the audience won't be half as stupid as he thinks they are. This film will be a huge waste of time.

>Jacob Thrombey (Jaeden Martell), Walt’s son. He spends every moment of the day on his phone... could he have trolled his way into murder?

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HE DID IT

>Joni Thrombey (Toni Colette), Harlan’s daughter-in-law. She’s made a killing with her lifestyle brand Flam®... but if she was desperate enough, would she stop there?

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>Meg Thrombey (Katherine Langford), Joni’s daughter. Well studied at the best liberal arts colleges in New England... but could her syllabus have included cutlery skills?

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they all look so weird as if something is a bit off, but I cant put it down exactly

Is the subversion that everyone in the family descended from couches and that's why they look so awful?

>could he have trolled his way into murder?

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Who's What?

Jaime Lee Curtis looks like THAT!?

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It's the Rian Johnson style over substance directing style. He took good actors and wasn't content to let them give good performances. He had to lay the heavy hand of a shallow style director over them which makes everything look so flat and over produced. For example it's not enough that Daniel Craig deliver an ominous one liner, the camera has to dolly shot in from another room and the editing keeps cutting multiple times to various close up shots fake heighten the drama. It ruins an otherwise good performance with bad directing. Rian has only gotten worse over time with this shit. It was tolerable in Looper but just keeps getting worse with each movie.

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usually in this movies the name actor who normally wouldnt be in it is the killer, so yeah it was

I'm glad rian johnson now labels every shitty movie he puts out

theres no way this movie makes money if you take account the marketing for it, no way in hell.

>yfw when the murderer is everyone

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so all the murder suspects are white and the one black dude is the detective?

they managed to make her look unattractive

So, who's the murderer?

the last good mystery was the Adam Sandler and worst-Friends-girl on a vacation

He's an obvious red herring.

By the virtue of being the least likely suspect, I garantee you Ana de Armas has something to do with it.

will be the murderer as symbolism for rians hate of star wars trolls

HE'S A FUCKING WHITE MALE

>the world’s most successful mystery writer
he killed himslef

>A Rian Johnson Whodunnit
who does he think he is?

they're going to do that shitty orient express movie thing and make it so everybody was involved in some capacity
didn't this guy do Brick though? that was cute because it wasn't original

Rian Johnson, murdering one genre at a time.

>By the virtue of being the least likely suspect, I garantee you Ana de Armas has something to do with it.

Not SUBVERTED enough. The detective who's investigating the case did it. RIAN turns the GENRE on its HEAD ONCE AGAIN! THE MASTER!

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I've been subverted enough thanks.

THIS

>latina housemaid is the culprit
Rian is an SJW fuck. It'll be a white guy or a suicide

I love a good whodunit but the soi critics already praising it because it is anti Trump killed it for me

He killed himself, there's the twist. Don't need to see it now.

this looks like it was made by a Redditor trying to ape Wes Anderson's style and missing the point completely

it was made by Rian Johnson though which might just be the same thing

I cannot watch this trailer when it comes on in the theater. It is pure fucking cringe. I hope it flops.

he's not actually dead, whoever figures it out gets all his money after he slow claps while spinning around in a tall armchair after the detective says "the killer is sitting there"

>>>the world’s most successful mystery writer
He hired the killer to murder him to kick into motion a convoluted series of events of as X finds out Ys weakness thus leading them to the conclusion that they were all the murderers and they've just solved his greatest mystery - who killed him?

You can blame time for that. Eventually all woman hit the wall

>>but then he gets shot in the head, everyone turns around to see X charecter standing there with a smoking gun- X Charecter then pulls off a latex mask revealing that it is actually HIM! Then the old man pulls off the bodies mask and reveals that it is actually the real X

Yeah the trailer really had a reddit vibe, and then you see Rian Johnson's stamp on it. What a waste of a great cast.

I like that Rian is the new Shamalamadingdong joke.

WAT A TWEEST.

Iggy Pop?

But that guy is a talentless retard who the fuck would care about this movie?

I remember liking Looper and then they have the 2nd half of an interesting future world end on a fucking farm

>"But Not So Fast" says one of the women in the old man's voice, the woman then shoots the old man; and pulls off a mask to reveal that it was a dupe! She is the real old man!
>"Sometimes it takes a womans view to solve a mystery"
>a dog puts its paws over its eyes

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>straight white male

WONDER IF HE DID IT

the fuck kind of a name is L.A. Keith

You literally see her and Evans being chased by the cops in the trailer. Were probably working together.

NIGGER he’s a NIGGER why is there a NIGGER in my detective movie??

I keep reading the poster as KIKES OUT

With a car you can go anywhere you want, he said out loud.

He is the bad guy I assume

Is this financed by Disney? Who paid for this? Nobody wwould give him funding after tlj.

that was only a few months ago.

I like Daniel Craig's Frank Underwood impression. This may be my favourite "funny voice" performance since Mike Stoklasa in Space Cop.

>Nobody wwould give him funding after tlj.

TLJ was objectively a box office hit.

he's going to be the murderer, for "Muh Subversion"

Why do SJW on twitter keep screeching this movie btfo Trump?

MUHHHHDEEEEK
there's a nigger in a detective story, but not as a suspect
leftism, kids.....escaping reality by any means necessary

>These two are wearing scarves and no-one else is.
Are they sleeping together?

Brick was actually pretty good and the mystery on it wasn't too bad. I have some level of hope for this flick.

Here's something you need to rememeber;

>Rian isn't KNOWN for "subverting tropes" or whatever. It's not his go to, and it's not like he just swings that hammer to solve every story problem.
>He is hugely anti-Trump, anti-conservative, and anti-white, so this movie really only has the goal of putting a cast of wealthy, assholish white characters in front of you for you to hate, so they can all be taken from behind by the smart, sharp brown people who finally get what they deserve by taking all the white people's money.

He wants you to hate all these characters because he wants you to be happy seeing them either die or be humiliated. And that in itself isn't bad, lots of movies do that, but it's the underlying point that the only reason this script was written is to play out fantasies about brown people killing and robbing rich people.

>Are they sleeping together?

Unironically yes.

How unexpected!

Kek

Rich/arrogant characters getting their comeuppance isn't subverting a trope. It's a pretty old trope and, of course, Rian has a hand in being uninteresting.

>oh my god! i'm rian johnson and i just read this book about color coding! it's awesome! watch me use this in my movie so everyone thinks it's deep! did you know that colors can represents things and stuff?

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The way Disney see things he lost them 600 million and that's not even counting how much TLJ killed anyone's interest in Solo resulting in that being an objective flop.

I don't think he specifically was responsible for things going as bad as they have but there's a reason they brought back JJ for IX and years later they seem to be hoping people forget about Rian's promised trilogy rather than moving forward with it

looks and sounds awful
I'll just rewatch Clue

>p-p-please don't make fun of me, Yea Forums Yea Forums, i'm trying really hard to be Wes Anderson...

Clue was funny and is good for multiple viewings even knowing how it ends. When Rian's entire focus in making TLJ was subverting tropes rather than making a good movie I doubt Knives Out will be worth watching more than once.

Even with Hateful 8 the whole whodunit shtick was only there for the first half of the movie or so.

He knows it will piss people off and get them talking
Pissing people off and deliberately being an obtuse cunt has been half of this guy's career and it keeps working
He won't stop
You're looking at a Tarantino style career of shallow style over substance but instead of violence it's going to be smugness

Clue is so goddamn good.

>Even with Hateful 8 the whole whodunit shtick was only there for the first half of the movie or so.

Are you an actual retard? The only whodunit setup in the whole movie is like 10 minutes after the poisoning.

The entire first half of the movie was a set up spaz

This film will be mediocre, but give rave reviews and upvotes - not for the film itself, but to stick it to those who are perceived as "incel" or "trumpo" for recognizing The Last Jedi for what it is.

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