ALL I WANNA BE IS EL CHAPO

chapo need to redistribute their podcast income to shaniqua and her 5 keedz

Remember where you are. Shit like that is said unironically. You can't use the "you don't need the /s" trick here.

>Muh suvvern stragery
I don't even know why most people are still allowed to vote.

What's going down with the WFP should finally show everyone that literally anyone involved in American politics is a liar devoted to maintaining the status quo until the Earth is a boiling toilet.

Make you a deal. I'll be patriotic when I have a country to be proud of.

let them secede then
#LetThemSecede

Okay, let's kick out the Jews, Mexicans, Blacks, and all whites with an IQ below 110 and we can get right on that for you.

When USA worker revolution comes, pissed off peasants will kill these chapo bourgeoisie first.

There is nothing you can do to make America great. There are too many people and ever single lever of power is devoted to maintaining everything exactly as fucked up as it is.

>There is nothing you can do to make America great.
That's just your Jewish programming talking. You're going to have to push past that defeatist behavior son. America is, and has always been, great. The elements that make it seem "not great" are not truly American, and are simply waiting to be cut out.

Can we just talk about cumtown instead?

Part of the Problem for the most logically consistent content out there

>That's just your Jewish programming talking
No, you fucking moron. That's paying attention to the reality of the situation.

good its what they deserve

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>Finally get Mullen on to talk about Eyes Wide Shut and elite pedophillia
>Autistic Will just recaps the movie
>Nick is on his best behaviour after the Shane stuff and doesn't even make any jokes about the japanese dudes who try to fuck the costume guy's daughter

real missed opportunity

whatever loser, america didn't always have organised crime gangs running the show, assassinating presidents and bleeding the treasuries dry

>America is, and has always been, great
Only a complete NPC clowncar would believe this.

>The elements that make it seem "not great" are not truly American, and are simply waiting to be cut out.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's not funny. And Nick better put out while he's still remotely attractive.

Any other neoliberal podcasts like Chapo?

>That's paying attention to the reality of the situation.
There's that Jewish programming talking again. I'd recommend getting a hold of that defeatist impulse my friend.

Yes it did. Literally from frontier times. Have you forgotten that the men who penned "all men are created equal" were literal aristocratic slave owners?

>the men who penned "all men are created equal" were literal aristocratic slave owners?
is this supposed to make them sound bad

Looks like you're a part ready to be cut out from America, huh?

every chapofag that has ever quoted supposed funny bits from the show were just stolen from mullen

All of them.

This from the dumb asshole who said America was ever great.

>Have you forgotten that the men who penned "all men are created equal" were literal aristocratic slave owners?
Yes, they were truly wise.

Yes.

But Mullen isn't funny. Cumtown is literally just three guys loudly laughing at each other and screaming "gay" a bunch of times.

>Yes
but it makes them sound awesome, user

America has consistently been the best country in the world since its founding in 1776 my friend. If that isn't great, I'm curious what you would consider great?

chapofags shitting on america because theyre trotskyists who hate nation states as a structure and want the permanent global revolution that already exists to roll over and dissolve any pockets of resistance and incorporated into the financialized dystopia of globomerica

It's supposed to make them hypocritical. Exposing an ideology that is completely at odds with the world that you inhabit AND enforce makes you a hypocrite.

The Confederacy were more honest about their intentions.

>africans
>men
lol are you kidding

No DSA rose emoji faggot has ever had a funny thought ever

That's because your parents have too much money and not enough IQ points to pass down.

USA! USA! USA!

Please go sign up for the military. Please. I want you to die to one of those nameless snipers.

"Maybe socialism will work THIS time!"

>Please go sign up for the military.
Sorry, I don't fight for Israel.

>The Confederacy were more honest about their intentions.
They were, but apologists lie about their beliefs and intentions now.

Sometimes Chapo is funny. The bit about trump brain was pretty funny. And the one about Torgo.

I thought you were so proud of America. Go die for it, faggit.

how are these niggers any different than the rest of the liberals. They'd be the first to hang when revolution comes and thankfully so lazy ass middle class deserve everything the get

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yeah their ideals don't live up with your 21st century revisionist re-interpretation of what they supposedly believed
woah there chapofag, suggesting that IQ is somehow hereditary could land you into some hot water racially speaking, better watch out there

What socialism?

There is literally nothing wrong with slavery as long as the owner of the slave doesn't mistreat them. Similar to a dog owner. In fact, this world would be much nicer if slavery was still allowed.

>I thought you were so proud of America. Go die for it, faggit.

america exists independently of the current israeli octopus which influences the government (that chapofags never seem to criticize for some reason)

I'm not a chapofag. I'm a realist. The rich and middle class have bad genes. What's more, they raise a bunch of edgy soft twats like you who've never experienced any hardship in your life but think you're tough as nails. Shameful.

you're right we need more eugenics in america

>controlled opposition doesn't criticize the people who write the checks
you don't say!

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>I thought you were so proud of America.
If a country was to attack homeland America I would fight, otherwise I'm not interested in fighting for Israel's global police force. Did I just blow your mind? That I support America, but don't agree with some of it's policies? Did you strawman just fall apart?

Fuck america and nuke israel.

We do. It would entirely cleanse most whites overnight though and then be banned.

Not really no. You're a pussy. Like all soft white middle class zoomers. You're a coward.

no chapofag has ever had a bit as good as pedophile ray romano
youtube.com/watch?v=s5Im5RocAyk

But then all the blacks and Mexicans would be sterilized. That would be kind of racist...

>We do. It would entirely cleanse most whites overnight though and then be banned.
i wouldn't care since i'm Jewish

They had Nick on this week so I listened to a full episode of Chapo for the first time ever and it was fucking awful. One guy read a plot synopsis the whole episode and then they would stop to comment a little bit before moving on. They didn't let Nick say anything, it was so shit.

>It would entirely cleanse most whites overnight though
Whites have the highest IQ's in America though. If eugenics was applied, the blacks (with the lowest IQs, followed by the Mexicans) would be the first to be sterilized.

See? It's just guys laughing loudly at each other and saying the word "gay".

>t. 0 (zero) understanding of socialism
I bet you comment on Facebook posts that Bernie lives in a big house

Whites are the dumbest motherfuckers in existence. Even blacks understand not to destroy the fucking world for Oprah.

I'm sorry there weren't any gay political takes interrupting that bit every 10 seconds

Why don't they call it Chapo Transgender House

Cope more

>It would entirely cleanse most whites overnight though and then be banned.
Ughh, why are you non-whites so ungrateful for all the good things white people have done for you. Literally everything good in your life is because white people put it there. Why are you shitskins always so uppity? We literally pulled you out of 3rd world poverty, show some fucking gratitude.

>people should give their money away
>..but not me and my friends!
turbo brainlet detected

>Whites have the highest IQ's in America though.

Not really bro. The high-caste Indians, East Asians and Jews have higher nominal IQs and higher wages that the general white population.

That's the scary thing: our wealth was never entirely thanks to our IQ, but rather our ability to dominate the seas, colonize the world and subsequently international trade.

>Whites are the dumbest motherfuckers in existence. Even blacks understand not to destroy the fucking world for Oprah.
Ohhhhh, so you're a full on schizo, huh? Okay, that makes sense. Take your meds man. Be well.

Honestly Matt is fucking based. Watching him nearly die rolling on molly drunk as shit on the livestream was funny as hell.

It's just not funny. He just said that Ray Romano was a pedophile a bunch of times and implied the dude playing his brother had to suck his dick to get the part. It's NOT FUNNY. I don't know what's so hard to understand about this. Do you have to be stoned or like literally 14 years old to find these guys funny? I really don't get it.

Be quiet. I'd rather you die and be replaced by nice wetlands.

>I want a gigantic welfare state where money is constantly cycled down to poor people
>I also want zero border enforcement and an endless stream of people worth literally nothing
is this a viable position?

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>that Bernie lives in a big house
Bernie lives in any of the 6 different big houses he owns. Weird how such a "man of the people" owned 6 different mansions along with a whole portfolio of real estate, huh? Almost like...he's full of shit (and just the newest snake oil salesman trying to sell Socialism to make him and his friends massively wealthy while everyone else suffers the economic consequences).

White wealth is overwhelmingly due to one thing: the willingness to exercise violence at the behest of ambition. Not intelligence. Not superior genes. Just being more violent. Whites always get fucking destroyed when up against anyone willing to exercise less restraint than themselves or significantly more intelligence.

>It would entirely cleanse most whites overnight though
It's all so tiresome, there's not even any intellectual fun to be had with talking to retards. There's no actual thoughts or logic being brought to the table, just a big baby shitting it's pants and crying nonsense

Wait Nick was on Chapo? Was it a premium?

All modern politics is fraud. Humans are so stupid they will never wake up from this nightmare. They simply don't have the intelligence to do so. So this shit train is going to run full speed ahead until it sails off the shit tracks into the shit canyon.

>Watching him nearly die rolling on molly drunk as shit on the livestream was funny as hell.
Haha, that totally sounds like someone whose political opinions I should listen to and consider valid.

>t. SEETHING conservitard sheep

>Whites always get fucking destroyed when up against anyone willing to exercise less restraint than themselves or significantly more intelligence.
This. Just look at how historically whites have lost...Oh wait, we run this shit so fucking hard that even white people are mad about how unfair it is.

U mad bitch boy?

It was boring. They literally just discussed the plot of Eyes Wide Shut.

>Oh wait, we run this shit so fucking hard that even white people are mad about how unfair it is.
Based as fuck.

Oh no, the christ man is the only thing that makes Chapo worth a damn. He is a fellow Casandra. He is always right and nobody ever listens to him.

implying there is anything we wish to conserve

Literally proving my point lmao. Absolute retards.

>All modern politics is fraud
Here we witness the Bernie dilater at xeir wits end

No. People are upset that you've shit all over the living room are digging up the potted plants and are now approaching the family dog with a butcher knife. You think the goal of the living room is to destroy it. Literally everyone else disagrees.

>has no rebuttal, yet still attempts to claim intellectual superiority
Tiresome to say the least.

I'm white what's to be mad about?

Matt is probably the only smart member of Chapo. Felix is funny and Amber is occasionally good at doing actual leftist thought, but Virgil and Will are just wienies. I don't know the producers name but he's a fucking loser too.

It's fucking horrible

Let me put it another way. Whites are heavily outnumbered. You BELIEVE you are simply superior. What you fail to realize is that you are the retarded brother that requires constant care and excessive labor from the rest of the family to keep alive. When the day comes that they believe you too much of a burden, you go to a group home. Or get euthanized.

>Felix is funny

I'm including Bernie. People who have faith in electoral politics are nothing but useful idiots.

Which one of them was it that ruined that fucking sbnation MMA documentary by talking about the bush administration for like half the fucking thing

>rolls on molly while heavily drinking on a livestream
>smart
Pick one and only one. I was being sarcastic. Did you not pick up on that?

Schizo babble nonsense lmao
Your poor attempt at metaphor is amusing, but overall quite pathetic and somewhat depressing.

Bernie pays his taxes though. And that's basically all contemporary Democratic Socialism asks for. It's not anti-wealth, it's pro-welfare. If billionaires actually paid their taxes -- like Bernie does -- we could raise the floor for civilian livelihood in this country to something respectable, something resembling the myriad other modern nations with half our total wealth. But you're so retarded you actually believe failstates like Cuba are the "goal" of Socialism. Read a fucking book. Why would I bother arguing with someone who genuinely thinks "but Bernie has money!" is an actual criticism of his policies and ideology?

>people actually listen to a commie podcast

It took you that long to comeback with that? I'm glad you're destroying yourselves. I just wish it would go a bit faster.

Yeah I'm making you acknowledge that you only say that because Bernie turns out to not be what you thought. Lucky for now at least we have a real human and not a politician in office.

I mean this is a super retarded conception of what "intelligence" is so I'm not gonna bother with you chief.

>use simple medium to personally deliver your work to the massees
>you split the profits equally between everyone
>it's not socialism

durr

I miss when /pol/ was all anarchists and marxists instead of literal mainstream boomer ideology.

I never gave a shit about that jew. You have me confused with an idol you worship.

They're socialists therefore fucking retards

It's less about Bernie having wealth, and more about Bernie pretending to the public to not have wealth. He's misleading and untrustworthy. He's also a stooge for the U.S defense department.

they don't believe that. amber and matt certainly dont. felix and will are just too smart to say they don't and upset the applecart. you have to be able to understand subtext though so you probably missed it

>pretending to the public to not have wealth
He's literally never done this.
>He's also a stooge for the U.S defense department.
Never mind you're actually retarded.

>Trump loves Bernie
See what I mean? Grade school tier. Why is there no a single intelligent leftist in existence?

>you split the profits equally between everyone
Who's doing that?

How are they socialists?

blame 2016

HOLY $OY

chapo split the profits between one another

>and incorporated into the financialized dystopia of globomerica
This is the opposite of what they want. This is literally just neoliberalism, that thing they're always critiquing.

The most telling thing about Trumptards is that they hate their own party but are literally too retarded to understand that.

By propagating Socialism and calling themselves socialists of course. Next?

Rapist Frat House?

amber is a total babe and nathan fielder is so lucky

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>Not knowing everything about the candidate you support.
Heh, let me enlighten you.

>Fun fact: During the 2016 election, Bernie Sanders received more donations from defense contractor employees than Ted Cruz. Did they spell "Jeb Bush" wrong or something? Nope, as weird as it sounds, they've been feeling the Bern for a long time. It largely has to do with Sanders' record in Vermont, a state that has deep ties to the defense industry. He has consistently acted in their favor, like when he supported the funding for the $1.2 trillion stealth fighter that, per the Air Force, can't fight. (It seems the hope is to make enemy pilots die from laughing at it too much in low-oxygen environments.)
>But the most noted display of Sanders' support for the defense industry came before his time in the Senate, when he was mayor of Burlington, Vermont. In 1983, activists protested a munitions factory in Burlington because it was manufacturing guns going to Central America for use in Ronald Reagan's commie-smashing efforts. Many in the area weren't that cool with covert death squads, and some tried to block the entrance to the factory. Mayor Sanders had them all arrested. His excuse? The protesters blocked employees from their work, so cracking down on them was actually in line with his principles. Plus, we guess jail does technically count as free government-sponsored housing, even if it's only for a few days.

Does that change your opinion on the matter?

Nobody said trump, but congrats on revealing your false god to everyone.

if looks could kill rosa luxembourg

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This look at the USSR. All the cuck intellectuals were eventually killed by the only non cuck then a big war happened and everyone became a far right nationalist who only stuck with communism because of it's attachment to their identity.

Prove it. I guarantee you some members are getting more than others. Also, THAT IS NOT FUCKING SOCIALISM. If you're claiming that's socialism, you're basically claiming that like 6 people are the entirety of that socialist society.

>This is literally just neoliberalism,
that's what they fucking are, user. communists are just what liberal anarchists in russia turned into in the 19th century. there is a deep continuity between the narodnaya volya and the bolsheviks. communists are pro-free trade. marx was pro-free trade. chapo are against trump's protectionism, they're against immigration limits. they want capital and people to flow everywhere so long as some of that flow is directed into their fat mouths.

Phew, startin' to feel the Bern

Chapo retards are people who want to be edgy but dont want to be seen as being edgy towards the wrong people. Great joke about these people talking about bad genetics when they are products themselves of the smae stock. TRS with money and safe topics.

>Whites always get fucking destroyed when up against anyone willing to exercise less restraint than themselves or significantly more intelligence.

ONLY when the moral framework exists that force is not permissible as a solution to the conflict.

We defeat ourselves by self constraint.

I did, referring to who's in office. Please, please at least try to keep up with this very basic conversation, even if you can't really participate. Good lord.

What exactly is supposed to be the appeal of this podcast besides the fact that they're communists who are slightly less anal about jokes than most?

>Sanders’ campaign has accepted at least $310,055 from defense-related workers
Lol, that's a pittance. And Bernie has been consistent wrt arms and warfare throughout his career. We all know Vermont is a gun state.

>anything that is bad is not socialism
>checkmate i win again

Chapos ARE a bunch of neolibs in denial though. They literally believe every single thing neolibs believe. Even the stupid idpol virtue signalling, purity spiralling bullshit.

We back to that old "whatever I say I am I must be" bullshit? I'm a dolphin.

Imagine actually giving your shekels to these unfunny communist retards

Why? Do you support Israel and the defense contractors that make their state possible as much as he does?

>they want capital and people to flow everywhere so long as some of that flow is directed into their fat mouths.
Yes, they want a functional economy that benefits all civilians equally.

Someone’s OD’d on Howard Zinn

all civilians of the globe*

Tell it to Vietnam. Or Afghanistan. Or literally anywhere else where the rules of asymmetric warfare come into play. WEAKLING.

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lol, you're a fag

It's called hypocrisy. Stop flinging around cope shit like "you don't understand socialism." If an anti gay pastor is caught giving head in the bathroom it's not because people don't understand Christianity but because he's a hypocritical fag

The laugh grows on you.

exactly, they are neoliberals

What's socialism?

>communists are pro-free trade. marx was pro-free trade. chapo are against trump's protectionism, they're against immigration limits. they want capital and people to flow everywhere so long as some of that flow is directed into their fat mouths.
This. The Chapos' beliefs are literally indistinguishable from Steven Pinker's, except they haven't been caught hanging out with high profile pedos yet.

You mean jew proxy wars that became government jobs that white people have no ambition finish?

>What's socialism?
a branding exercise used by people who support the current economic structure while pretending to oppose it in order to increase their own parasitism of existing capital flows

>Whites always get fucking destroyed when up against anyone willing to exercise less restraint than themselves or significantly more intelligence.
Fucking when? Battle of Tours or Vienna? The Spanish reconquista? The siege of Malta? Bloederiver? Operation Eland?

No, I just think it's pretty funny

Oh America did it's best to destroy Vietnam. You cast everything you had at that country. Even going so far as to just try leveling it by destroying civilian infrastructure like dams and killing acres of forests.

AND YOU STILL LOST TO FARMERS.

Whites are weak when any other force is put up against them in any setting where whites can't just steamroll.

Getting pretty obscure in trying to prove whites are superior, don't you think?

i dont think you know what neoliberalism is

>muh Vietnam
Imagine repeating this tired talking point. The US overwhelmingly won ground battles but had to pull out due to losing public opinion at home.
Nope, just some examples I though of off the top of my head. Maybe if you Commie retards knew anything about history you would know what I was talking about.

I also never claimed whites were superior, merely debunking your idiotic talking point of whites getting destroyed militarily by non-whites.

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>We back to that old "whatever I say I am I must be" bullshit? I'm a dolphin.
Lol what the fuck. Leftist thought really, legitimately and absolutely requires a total divorce from reality.

>AND YOU STILL LOST
do people unironically believe this meme? lmao

All those conflicts were never TOTAL wars.

You either do total war or you don't fight at all IMO.

>The US overwhelmingly won ground battles but had to pull out due to losing public opinion at home.
No, sweaty, you fucking lost the war. It had fuck all to do with anything back home. You just sucked at fighting in any situation where you couldn't just roll over someone with superior numbers or technology on favorable ground.

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Completely wrong. Just keep repeating the same tired bullshit and maybe it will come true.

Well let's get to it. Fullscale thermonuclear war. Let's go go go!

Okay, you just keep believing you're superior while the west literally dies due to your own short-sightedness and greed.

Not an argument. I guess I’m gonna have to reiterate that I never made any claims of superiority, just refuted your half-baked claims. Hopefully that gets through that thick skull of yours.

America wasn't defeated, they just left with an assurance to the South Vietnamese that they would return if the North ever attacked.

Once the North DID attack, Watergate happened and the Democratic controlled congress prevented military aide.

It was a political defeat moreso than a military one: and the South Vietnamese were corrupt as fuck.

>Not an argument.
>Quoting a literal cult leader
Shameful.

Not to mention the South Vietnamese lost major support from their people due to their poor job ruling South Vietnam and their oppression of the Buddhist majority.

You lost, get over it. You lost in Afghanistan too. And what's more, you're losing the west and it's hilarious because you literally have noone to blame but yourselves. And what's triply hilarious is the reason you think you're losing the west is the literal polar opposite of the reason you're losing it.

I don't think MAD exists in the context of defeating smaller, regional powers that don't have nuclear weapons themselves and aren't backed by a major world power.