Why did Charlie Brown get a rock while trick or treating?

Why did Charlie Brown get a rock while trick or treating?
Who the fuck hands out rocks on Halloween?
What the fuck was their problem?

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I once got a rock that was wrapped in a chocolate wrapper for Halloween

I used to tell other kids houses further away were handing out money, so I would get extra sweats on my normal route

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it was a hate crime retard

because his costume was retarded, he didn't deserve shit

okay, now this is devlish

Back in the day people treated little retards like Charlie Brown with the scorn they deserved

And this is why you're fat.

Fuck off. Take your reply image with you.

based
yeah, fuck you. poo poo pee poo poo

>work 70-hour/week job
>finally save up for modest home
>have to work most of the time but when I'm home I just want to sleep
>some retarded holiday comes around where it's suddenly okay for dozens of people to bang on my door asking for presents
>on the first occasion, I'm awoken from slumber and respond angrily
>my yard is decorated with toilet paper in response
>it costs me hundreds of dollars to deal with
I hate kids, I hate holidays, and I wish I were a japanese salaryman living in a hotel where you just slide into a tube at the end of the day

Why do you keep doing this?

>easiest bait ever

Have sex

cringe

what do you think "trick or treat" means?

No.
Could you explain it for me please?

>not just turning your lights off
Imagine being this retarded. I hope some nigger child breaks into your house and shanks you in your sleep

Based, I'm going to make some of those this year. Also onions dipped in the red caramel apple stuff

/devious/

if you own your home you could easily put aside money and have that Japanese salary man tube thing installed into your attic or basement. Make sure its soundproofed and then you can rent the rest of the house out to make extra money for camwhores and anime BD

Meanwhile in the pumpkin patch...

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If it makes you feel any better, this caused quite a few RL people to mail their Halloween candy out to ol' Chuck out of sympathy.

Plot twist, Charlie Brown put the rock in there himself to gain sympathy

Was this Chuck's endgame all along??

Nigga got tricked