Cast him

Darwinian

Right there.
>cast him
Flounder in the Animal House remake.

Retards gotta retard, yo.

Robert DeNiro

apparently somewhere in the ocean outside some secluded super expensive underwater room

Attached: Screenshot 2019-09-22 at 01.45.50.png (1254x830, 976K)

>swims away fine

It must have been the kind of head game they simply couldn't live without. Black women are usually good at that

30 feet is pretty far bro

This is probably what I would hear in that moment.
youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw5jkAHgME

apparently he was about 15 feet down, he drowned after having never made it to surface. read on /pol/ from an alleged experienced diver that he had difficulty coming up because he breathed out some air and lost buoyancy which would have made it harder to swim back to the surface, you can see it at around 31sec in the webm. supposedly it's an amateur mistake for diving because you're never supposed to breath out any air, but breathing out like that is just a natural reaction to running low on oxygen that people would have.

those fat nigger lips are made for sucking cock

>Outlandish marriage proposals
Why do americans do this?

BLEACHED

Attached: _108898668_70732687_10101915260785603_1349714135855661056_n.jpg (624x351, 34K)

social media

Good post user

Reminds me of this shitty video I made a few years back
youtube.com/watch?v=WipL_ajtEBY

unironically media attention

We the LOUDER BIGGER HARDER FASTER people,..

Stupid games, etc. I feel bad for the woman, thats gotta be traumatic.

>shilling your Youtube channel

Russians do it too

oh no no no no no

>I feel bad for the woman

She made fun of him afterwards on her Facebook. She also dragged this out so it could be on camera and didn't let him know if she said yes before he died.

Fuck white knights.

The Rock

>take my breath away starts playing

Attached: 1458405884761.png (238x291, 161K)

>I feel bad for the woman, thats gotta be traumatic.
Maybe stop feeling bad for her.
>Rest well, my sweet baby! Always know that you are forever loved!
^from her FB.

So traumatic that she posted emojis on Slavebook.

based toll

That was a titanic fuck up

So close to landing a rich Western husband. I guess she'll have to return to her tribe and eat mosquito burgers again.

>pretending like this only happens in America
Why do foreigners do this?

hindsight and all but, hire a pro to do it and just stay on the inside with your girl so you can say "hey look at the window" and actually see her reaction.

fuckin hell, so he held his breath as long as possible, then became too weak to swim back up into the fresh air?? fuck, i was thinking something fucky happened and the latch to however he dove in got shut and trapped, and they'd have to investigate a possible murder or wrongful/neglectful homicide. the mad man, imagine being his fiance right now. my boss went to hawaii for vacation years ago and her husband drowned on the 2nd day they were there. fucked her in the head for life.

She cute, automatically redeemed

I just watched a handful of videos of that room. There is like a 1 meter wide ceiling above him and nothing else preventing him from surfacing. I can't imagine possibly drowning in that situation.

or at least practice it a few times