Svengoolie Thread!

>What the heck is Svengoolie?
Svengoolie is one of the last great Late Night Horror Hosts still on the air. Think Elvira but instead of a hot woman it's a fat old man who lives in a coffin and get pelted with rubber chickens.

>Where can I watch Svengoolie?

You can also watch Svengoolie on the TV channel MeTV. Check your cable channels to see if you get MeTV, most American service providers carry MeTV. Americans can also get MeTV for FREE over the airwaves with an antenna.

>When does Svengoolie come on?
8:00 PM Eastern Time: Exactly 30 minutes after this post. If you are seeing Wonderwoman on MeTv, you're early!

CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST

TONIGHTS MOVIE: 13 Ghosts - A family inherits what proves to be a haunted house, but a special pair of goggles allows them to see their ghostly tormentors.


IMDB RATING: 6.1/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)

Note: Trying a new format tonight to keep the jannies from nuking the thread. Hope it works.


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I enjoy saturdays on MeTV. Buck Rogers is unmissable
But honestly Decades is doing a Mannix marathon today
Right now they're showing the episode he meets the hippies

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I never watched Buck Rogers, is it any good?

I'm tired of all these reruns.

Svengoolie is now part of the DC Universe!

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surprisingly good if you want early 80s silly sci-fi
Basically the original BattleStar Galactica with a sense of humor

Between Spooky Movie Night on Friday and Sven on Saturday, my weekends have never been comfier.

I remember watching this one night at a kid. I think the movie was Lugosi's Dracula or something, I don't remember.

>William Castle movie


Oh boy, this is gonna be kino

I literally ran up the stairs to get to my apartment to get to the TV just now!

Sven would be proud of you

Valley of the Giants was the best Svengoolie kino this year.

Good man. And thank you for the stream, OP. You are a good man also.

>You haven't done anything illegal, have you?
>No. Not recently...
Based dad.

Based OP fighting the power.

>Note: Trying a new format tonight to keep the jannies from nuking the thread. Hope it works

Why do the janitors hate fun?

Because they need to make everyone as miserable as they are.

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they're real jerks

so do we see the ghosts or not?

also Madea is a moonfaced floosy

hey, op, wanna cuddle?

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>Is Madea in love?
I thought they said no silly questions?

Ask it if it will take personal checkS

based fat old guy with the boomer tier humor

N O

No more spook talk

I want those HD glasses he has on!

T H I R T E E N

based boomers

Y'know, that was some pretty erotic moaning.

shit's gettin spooky

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>the actress who played the daughter quit acting to be mother

Wholesome!

MY BODY IS READY

SORRY , IM SO DRUNK

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Drunk? That's exactly the right was to watch Sven!

Nobody said anything about skeletons!

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I LOVE YOU GUYS, I BROKE UP WITH MY OLD LADY AND HAVE BEEN ON DATES FOR THE LAST THREE WEEKS. FTW. PISS ON THAT TURD.

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I have literally never looked at a woman in the face for more than 2 seconds

This movie is surprisingly creepy.

THATS FUCKIN HOT, NO FUCKIN CHECKS!

I agree. It's campy and very 50s, but I like the ideas it has.

he put all the money into silver

He put all the money into personal checks

I THINK EVERYONE IS QUEER IN THE BUTT WITH A FAG, IM NOT SURE ABOUT PERSONAL CHECKS.COM

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for me it's spooky skeleton on fire

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Kino choice my friend

This is why you don't wear shoes in the house

SPOILER THAT SHIT BRO

that's a spooky face

THIS LITTLE SHIT, FUCK THIS KID

One of the ghosts is a lion?!? Jesus christ get in the car!

FUCK LIONS

>the song out of nowhere

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yabba dabba dabba

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Why did the headless ghost want the lion to gnaw at his knub so badly?

sorry brother didn't mean to spook you

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THE GENERAL WILL INSURE YOUR CHARDED SCALLOPS

My dad says he will be mad as hell if they don't include the Winston commercials when they start airing this and would write them a letter. The most boomer thing I've ever heard.

Based bored and entitled retiree

I need your dad to adopt me

ID HIT IT

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NO FUCKIN CHECKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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No checks?
Check this

Holy shit kino next week!

Since I started watching Sven I've been waiting to catch this. Can't fucking wait.

Marvelcucks btfo

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It always pays to be nice to ghosts. Also, this sequence is surprisingly effective

That kid is going to need so much therapy when he grows up

rip Adam twelve

does anyone remember USA Up All Night with Gilbert Gottfried and Rhonda Shear?

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I do! My penis remembers, just like Pepperidge Farms!

Not as much as I thought I remembered, but now I must know more.

A lot of Rhonda's bumpers can be viewed on Youtube

youtube.com/watch?v=BLMKdDyyszY

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So fuckin hot

Hell yes. I watched getting lucky with Rhonda.i became a man that night

Thank you user, this will aid my research well.

Is that the movie where the guy was shrunk down and trapped inside the girl's panties and actually made her orgasm in class. Even edited, I couldn't believe they showed that on basic cable.
Definitely a different time.