The Absolute State of Star Wars
The Absolute State of Star Wars
Adam Thomas
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Noah Harris
Am I supposed to recognize half of those characters?
Nolan Perez
I can already see these clogging up bargain bins for years to come.
Owen Perry
I love that they basically made another bb-8 with a slightly simpler name and design, it's like they're over at ratville thinking "uhh well, It was probably just a freak coincidence that audiences didn't react to bb-8, so let's just do the same thing again, it'll definitely work this time"
george is a fucking genius
Camden Martinez
>company making content for kids
>makes a space movie for children and manchildren
>sells cheap toys
What an outrage!
Blake Jenkins
Why do people love these things so much? I think figurines are kinda dumb but some of them look really nice at least wheras these just look super cheap and ugly
Eli Garcia
So they're not even doing Chewie, R2, and C3PO this time because that means having to give Lucas a slice of the profits
Austin Thompson
Holy shit is that actually true? That would explain why they are trying so hard to get rid of all the old star wars characters and “reboot” it.
But I thought selling Star Wars to Disney meant that they owned everything?
Nolan Parker
>>sells cheap toys
no one is buying them
Oliver King
what is this? I am a boomer and fought in nam '71
Justin Hernandez
No, those figures have already be done. If you're going to waste a spot on red trooper for chewbacca #3.
Blake Scott
>Rose
So they actually had the balls to not only stick her in this one, but make fucking toys of her, again?
After not being able to give away fucking mountains of Rose toys?
William Collins
Pretty sure part of JJ's deal was he got a slice of all his OC. Of course he's going to push his own shit.
Isaac Ward
Lieutenant Connix is the best named character in all of Nu Wars played by Carrie Fisher's hot spawn no less.
John Flores
George is the 2nd biggest shareholder so he gets paid regardless, but there was apparently a clause in the conteact that said he gets a 25% cut of anything featuring ot/prequel content and thats why the recognisable star wars aliens don't exist in nu wara and the one's tgey us3 have all been slightly altered so they can claim them as new things, same gies with the slightly altered xwings, ties, walkers ect
Tyler Ward
Rogue One, Solo, and parts of TFA all contain OT aliens and ships.
Wyatt Sullivan
what don't you understand about slightly altered dumb fuck?
Nicholas Howard
The star destroyers in RO and the one in TFA are original, coombrain.
Luis Torres
That's not a thing at all. Literally, some Boomer on Youtube made it up. They made a whole movie that was just an excuse to show more Death Stars and X-Wings and Darth Vader. How is this remotely a thing?
Colton Butler
user...
Easton Wood
>slightly altered
>they took old models and 3D scanned them for RO, to make sure everything was exact
None of this is real, you nut job.
Grayson Richardson
beanie babies for millennials
Charles Nelson
i recognize non-darth vader, non-r2d2 and 2 nogs. no fucking idea about the rest
Liam Ross
But Beanie Babies were Beanie Babies for Millennials.
Samuel Mitchell
>Lieutenant Coniunx getting a more prominent role
based
Xavier Adams
I really dislike "collectors" who spend thousands of dollars on worthless junk figurines because they have some retarded boomer notion that they're going to be worth something some day.
Jackson Diaz
Nicholas Gray
And they were all slightly changed for no reason.
Hunter Nelson
>user...
Christian Nelson
That’s a disaster, what are we gonna do now?
Cameron Bailey
that faggot is in his late 20s
Brayden Davis
They fucking weren't They went out of their way to recreate Vader's exact costume from ANH, when they could have used the Episode 3 version, which looked better. Rouge One was autistically precise, when it came to depicting all of that OT era stuff as it was.
Stop listening to former drug addicts on Youtube, user.
Gavin Butler
celebrate
Henry Kelly
>Vader's exact costume from ANH
they did a very bad job then, blue moncals, nu troopers, fucking retarded shit. R1 was faggot shit that didnt even fit with anh
Jackson Bell
To be honest some of these really look cute and nicely designed. Not my thing, but they look much less bland than the merchandise that came with TLJ.
Nathan Adams
Are there actually people who buy those toys? They're fuckugly
Jackson Peterson
Yeah, they look completely different.
Ethan Gray
This year LEGO was basically carried financially by Star Wars sets they have released for the themes 20th anniversary after their new augmented reality Stranger Things ripoff failed spectacularly.
It's not as black and white.
Juan Thompson
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>Investing in Pop! Vinyl toys could get you a 442% return
how's that 6% Roth-IRA working out for you boomer lmao
Cameron King
>user...
Austin Sullivan
90s born queers and zoomers, if anyone
Jose Taylor
Remember all the shills saying bb-8 was cuter than r2d2?
Ryder Perry
Jacob Adams
>their new augmented reality Stranger Things ripoff failed spectacularly.
That was released this month. There is no way Hidden Side has affected them financially yet.
Blake Long