>"Welcome to Arby's. May I take your order?"
>Fisk looks contemplatively at the menu Vanessa looking on disdainfully.
>"Ah yes, Roast beef. Fish. Sizzling bacon. The smells. Delightful. I shall have that which I have longed for.. for so long. I shall have the roast beef."
>Fisk and Vanessa stare at the bewildered Arby's cashier, who finally stammers, "and you ma'am? Roast beef?"
>Fisk vaults over the counter, seizing the young man and shoving his face into the fryer. "YOU DARE TO COMMENT ON THE FOLDS OF MY BELOVED?!? HOW DO YOU KNOW!?!?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??!!"
>Vanessa: "Breathe, dear. He meant the sandwich".
>Fisk straightens his ascot, still holding the struggling cashier's face in the sizzling oil. "Ah, yes, my darling. As ever, you wiser than I. Pointdexter? Kill everyone here, seize the security tapes, and write 'Daredevil' in blood on the wall. And be sure to sexually violate the corpses. Vanessa and I will be dining at Long John Silver's instead. I've heard that they have DELIGHTFUL fish and crabs."
"Welcome to Arby's. May I take your order?"
Kek, I've missed Fiskposting.
Where's the Wesley's version of this?
Fucking beautiful.
It's always the "Long John Silver's" part that gets me.
I haven't watched daredevil and still audibly kek'd at the ending because you just know the same shit's gonna happen at Long John Silver's.
>Mr. Fisk, i uh went ahead and brought you extra ketchup
>Ahh... Thank you Wesley
>when I was a boy...my...FATHER...was darling Vanessa
>Dex and Fisk are on the run from the FBI, driving in a van somewhere around Florida.
>"And you see Agent Poindexter THIS CAR much like MY fath-"
>Their van suddenly stops.
>"Uhh, boss? Engine seems to have died".
>"Hmmph... This CAR is a relic of a time GONE BY.... is is in NEED of a REPAIR."
>Alright boss, let me make a call."
>5 minutes pass.
>"Ah helo senor, ma name is a eh Pablo, I eh work for de Buenos Autorepair shop, si?".
>Ah YES, very well... Tell me, Mr PABLO, what is the PROBLEM with this VAN?".
>Pablo looks around the van
>"Ah si, oh claro".
>"MR PABLO.... Your veredict please."
>"Si, si... I'ma fried this a van es a broke-".
>"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK HER NAME!?!?!"
>FISK PROCEEDS TO BASH PABLO'S HEAD INTO JELLY WHILE SCREAMING FOR HIS VANESSA.
"Well, guess I gota make two calls now eh, boss? Hehe." Dex quips to a kid on a bmx bike who witnessed the whole thing.
Is this a deleted scene
Kek
VANESSUH... WHEN I WAS A BOY...
No, but it should be.
Still waiting for the sequel where the LJS server asks if Vanessa will have the crabs.
Please contribute more. I would try, but I'm not funny or creative.
Daredevil had no right being so good.
This is the best one in my opinon.
I cant fucking breathe
do you have the one where Fisk keeps trying to steal agent nadeems hair?