What would you include in a faithful adaptation of his stories?

This place is full of autists and pedos dumb fuck

At least some of them don't post the same thing every fucking day.

your reddit zoomer/discord tranny buddies do most of the spamming these days but you love that shit.

When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.

The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;

Yet were they too remote from humankind.

To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,

Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.

A beast they wrought, in semi-human link,

Filled it with vice, and called the thing a chink.

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Take your medication

this would be amazing. COOS has long been my fav Lovekino

nigger man

0 blacks

So I've only read a few of his short stories; shadow over innsmouth, color out of space and a few smaller ones, so I'm not entirely sure about Lovecraft's mythos. I just got into reading Alan Moore's "Neonomicon" trilogy and I really like how meta and self-referential it is. I think making the sexual, xenophobic and racist undertones more explicit works better in 2019 than Lovecrafts more suggestive style.

go back

Some cool user was talking about The Mound in one of these threads recently and I read it today. 10/10 highly recommended Hollow Earth mixed with H.R. Giger kino, would make a cool basis for a game instead of rehashing the same tired Cthulhu shit over and over.

When well we get a faithful adaptation of H.P. Lovecraft's magnum opus, "On the Creation of Niggers"?

its starts with N and ends in iggerman

Lovecraft never had a 'mythos', that was invented by fanboys after he died. Neonomicon is trash. Sexual shit and muh racism are dead fucking horses at this point. It would be subversive to make an actual faithful adaptation at this point.

The Shape of Water already exists user

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Tentacle rape. Nothing creates a cult classic like good monster-on-hot-blond action.

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When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.
-H.P.Lovecraft

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>Neonomicon is trash
Yeah but at least it had some good monster rape in it.

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Thanks to liberals and /pol/ zoomers we only get to talk about LE RACISM AND LE CREATION OF NIGGERS instead of anything else.

absolutely FUCKING based and red pilled

But it's only /pol/ zoomers posting those.

The Dream Quest of Unknown Kaddath, but done with stop motion puppets. Like Coraline.

yeah this one is really lesser known lovecraft and not at all like what one would expect

lmao imagine being this upset about a thread on a Chinese finger painting website if you don’t like it just leave bruh lmao

An unabashed celebration of puritanism in the Cotton Mathers vein, subtle digs at contemporary liberal holy cows like all his greek and libertine mockery, an all-WASP cast (if niggers are in there then blackface WASPs), a spooky story where the universe doesn’t care and aliens and wizards are malicious at best and always finish with a strong climax.
No tentacle bullshit unless it’s adapting the Cthulhu story.

Saying queer and shewing a lot.

Liberals bitch endlessly about muh racism. The World Fantasy Award was changed from a bust of Lovecraft to some random bullshit.

He hated the Puritans, you know.

Kek'd

Another idea would be to adapt it as a TV series. Not any one story of Lovecraft's, but the board game. Imagine a slow burn story, heavy on atmosphere about a group of characters learning about some dark shit, coming together and trying to figure out the mystery, only to realize that they are in way over their heads.

Each season could be different, too. One could be set in the 20's/30/s, another season set in late 1800s England, some of Call of Cthulhu's rule books even had scenarios for Viking, Medieval, Roman, and stuff for the post apocalypse. You could even do one-off episodes by adapting a story, like Dreams in the Witch House, or RE Howard's The Lost Valley, or Worms of the Earth.

>It would be subversive to make an actual faithful adaptation at this point
It would be highly so.
I mean Lovecraft thought the salem witchtrials were on-point and relentlessly made fun of contemporary libertines who were into pseudo-homosexual stuff and romanticizing the greeks like his acquaintances and friends in the Kalem club.

>He hated the Puritans
He disliked Christianity (wishing the Romans had finished it off) but liked puritan witch-burners quite a bit.

>but liked puritan witch-burners quite a bit
Quit pulling stuff out of your ass.

fpbp

>No tentacle bullshit
Hey fuck that.

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He was into them aesthetically, as the man was a strict aesthete who lived to refine it, but though they were repressed weirdos. He loved the mid to late 1700s though as a time of colonial but necessarily puritanical culture.

Nah it’s in one of the better biographies (until it veers into psychoanalysis at least), he specifically liked Cotton though I don’t remember his exact words. Something about the WASPy worldview I think?

Are you one of those DUDE TENTACLES ARE LOVECRAFTIAN AF LMAO people?

That sounds kind of like this old SNES game called Terranigma. The Hollow Earth stuff at least.

>RE Howard's The Lost Valley, or Worms of the Earth.
A Weird Tales anthology series could be really cool if it was done right. I'd throw in some of the Dying Earth stuff too, like Vance's stories or The Night Land.

>NIIIIIIIIIIIGGER! THAT'LL SHOW 'EM /pol/BROS!!!

this but unironically

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big ol' elder gods, existential dread, and no happy endings.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID I LOOK IT UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I AM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEE

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it's /pol/ stormcel dog whistling because Lovecraft was "LMAO RACIST NIGGER-MAN CAT"

Obviously it would be important to depict Lovecraft himself as habitually using the language of Yea Forums. If something met with his approval he would call it "based", for example.

"This Hitler fellow did nothing wrong. I think he may realistically be described as based and redpilled, unironically /ourguy/."

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