>user, did you say you wanted a fried egg on your popcorn?
User, did you say you wanted a fried egg on your popcorn?
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Julian Perez
She's beautiful.
Jace Myers
No retard, why the fuck would I say that?
Whore
Josiah Powell
No, I said no over the wall kikes
Samuel James
No you dumb bitch I said you looked like a guy in a wig now give me my fucking popcorn.
Ayden Lopez
Who are you and where the fuck is Robert?
Isaac Young
No you put the raw egg in with the kernels before you pop them so you get scrambled eggs mixed with popcorn
Austin Jones
>tfw youre name is user irl
Bentley Wood
Where to find an autistic a-list gf?
Carson Jones
No I said I wanted melted lard
Whore
Landon Flores
No no, put your foot in it and stir it around.
Carter Allen
>You’re here to see captain Marvel, right user?
Camden Foster
brie is out of touch
Landon Murphy
Hello Turkish friend.
Jace Ward
>actually i'm here for the joker
Julian Hill
Not as much as her shills and orbitters
Oliver Hernandez
(Turkish) Delighted to meet you
Noah Flores
No, I said I wanted your piss instead of butter
Hudson Torres
>and always has been
what's the point of putting it on the wrapper then
FCUK
Zachary Myers
Fuck off, where's Robert?
Thomas Jenkins
Your nigger friend's gone and so will you be, insect
Jack Russell
Thank you for fixing your toes Brie, please feel free to take off your shoes and socks and rest them on my lap while we watch Captain Marvel.
Nicholas Gonzalez
QT Brie
Nathan Gray
Fun cinema fact: the popcorn bags/tubs are worth more than the popcorn, so much so managers beat you to death if you dispose of one needlessly
Jack Walker
> One ticket to Captain Marvel again, right?
> Is that your third time this month, user?
Juan Moore
my names robert
Ian Robinson
Is that why I haven't seen Robert lately?
William Fisher
>Y-yes...
Andrew Walker
HAHAHA THEY EVEN LET ME BEHIND THE COUNTER.
I'M JUST LIKE YOU.
Jose Bell
>popcorn
What the fuck, what happened to the crab legs?
Bentley Campbell
nosejob
Easton Reyes
> Would you like me to set you up with my sister? She's a Captain Marvel fan too; perhaps you can watch it together next time.
Brayden White
no i want melted cheese
Elijah Jackson
Can you ride my face?
Hunter Butler
Not for much longer.
Dylan Diaz
> Regarding Sony, the YouTuber claims that "unfortunately for Marvel," Sony has other plays for Spider-Man, plans that don't involve Spidey being second-best and "a cuck" to Brie Larson and Captain Marvel.
Robert Adams
Ah, so this is the real reason the deal fell apart.
Jaxson Ramirez
the usual, brie.... large popcorn with a handful of milkduds on the bottom. extra butter.
Carter Morgan
nah im here to see the joker. also, i do not want any old dry withered eggs on my popcorn.
Luis Thompson
It amazing, isn't it? She's literally a goddess, a celestial being far removed from imperfections of our mortal plane and yet in those everyday scenes she comes to life as almost one of us. It's very strange but also awe-inspiring.
Jason Perez
This, but the opposite
Ryan Butler
>tfw Brie Larson sex dream
Jason Morgan
Everyone on this board has had one it seems. It's either having sex with her or killing her, but it's a recurrent comment I see.
Kevin Wright
I’ve never been blessed enough to have one of those
Ethan Lee
Disappointing, giving CM a shota fetish would have legitimately given me some affection for the character.
Hunter Ortiz
I’m sure they’re glad to have an excuse to get rid of her without upsetting the twitter trannies.
Henry Ward
Good show, gentlemen.
Liam Clark
She left on her own volition to be transferred to a mental asylum. She couldn't take it all and snapped.
Liam Gutierrez
>Shark's got terrible eyes, lifeless eyes, like a doll's eyes.
Jordan Harris
how much does your kinoplex charge to add fried eggs?
does this actually work?
Leo Cruz
I want you to dip those tasty feet of yours in the popcorn.
Levi Sanders
>tfw had one about my cousin the other day
No regrets
Aaron Stewart
All memeing aside, she's obviously evil. Look at her. There's something not "quite right" there.
Kevin Rodriguez
based "not quite right" brie
Cooper Young
Choked her out an then shit weeks of dioarrea down her throut , an .. keep her alive ! I top bloke
Easton Thomas
Ahh yes, the "an" poster. I don't see you very often. Are you supposed to be Irish or something?
Eli Martinez
>mfw got $600 of girl pills delivered today
>the same coming next week
can I be prettier than Brie thread
Joseph Lewis
Here we are then...all the lads
Owen Anderson
Probably not, but you can join us on the Discord. You'll fit right in.
Henry Morgan
Very unlikely
Logan Gray
what discord?
I have a peen so I automatically have a head start imo
Zachary Sanders
>mfw I unironically joined a brie discord and they banned me for lewding
Oliver Jackson
One popcorn soup with anchovies, please.
Daniel Garcia
Go way back set this place up mooks from shadows bbs
Jack Walker
>ITT: Times you acted like the Joker
Mason Thomas
Is the Brie discord any good?
Nathan Collins
Absolutely based
Caleb Lopez
The tranny discord where we swap transition tips and plan our Brie Larson shilling campaigns.
Mason Long
>hornyandlonelygoddamit.jpg
Dylan Peterson
The one that was posted on Reddit isn't. They're too PG and filled to the brim with normies.
Cameron Evans
I said fired egg retard
Carter Davis
That’s a shame
Adrian Brooks
>mfw I unironically joined a brie discord and they banned me for lewding
How is it even possible? I joined the reddit one and 30 seconds later noped the fuck out of there after seeing they have a cum tribute channel.
No.
Xavier Edwards
FULL RICK
Ethan Sanchez
>they have a cum tribute channel
For real? That's news to me, but then again I joined ages ago and haven't visited ever since.
Samuel Evans
I know then an it got Plebbbiet tied mods /Jannies here Real Chan shit went out the window an shit here . sqabbles Murica left an right now
Jayden Garcia
Yes. Maybe there are several different servers but that was the one linked from the most active Brie subreddit. Which is garbage as well.
Connor Hall
I've been to every Brie discussion "forum" on the internet and they're so clueless and so normie tier it's embarrassing. Literally Disney tourists.
Dylan Mitchell
Didn’t even know there was more than one Brie subreddit
Ian Jackson
Just be Honest with srlf , image an Be open an Be Positive an STRONG GOOD BLOKE .. always think that Im that Good Top Bloke .. Be wary dont jump in Fights unless old gurl being robbed by a sand nigger
Austin Smith
Literally everything you post is kino. I normally say the zero charisma non-entity CreepyThinMan is my favorite poster but I think you've edged him out.
You're too good for here.
Jacob King
To be honest I'd take normies over deranged cümbrains engaging in group masturbation sessions.
I'm not sure either. I just assume there's more than one.
Jayden Sanchez
A cumbrain here and there brings some life and honesty into these threads. You don't want things to be too sanitized if you know what I mean.
But there's a golden middle for a reason.
Matthew Nguyen
Cheers I waiting for stg cops here an my arrest ..
Kayden Gutierrez
Why are you getting arrested?
Jace Morgan
jesus
Parker Williams
A fried egg is good on just about everything.
Dylan Hall
What is there to discuss anyway? Nobody knows anything about her
Isaiah Bennett
It's just not Yea Forums without a Brie Larson thread.
Christopher Morris
Oh, you'd be surprised. There's a lot of underground scoops on her.
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Camden Smith
I remember that thread. Stalked her ex-bf before they got together. Literally a Yea Forums tier autist.
Gabriel Collins
10 days until her birthday, the threads will be incredible, maybe the mods will give her a sticky
Carter Moore
>10 days until her birthday, the threads will be incredible, maybe the mods will give her a sticky
I may sound brash but I take full credit for the Brie Larson phenomenon in Yea Forums. I was bitten by her love and had to spread it to others, and so many of you responded positively. It makes me feel great that Brie has a friend in Yea Forums forever.
And yes, a sticky would be well deserved...
Gavin Lee
I love her
Charles Morris
>mfw no brie stalker kino
Imagine waking up tied up and those soulless eyes staring at you
Camden Taylor
I was bitten by the bug myself before I participated in any of the threads.
This is my first brie post. Felt very odd at first but I embraced it.
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Brayden Brooks
I'd give her a sticky all right, if you catch my drift.
Jason Rivera
The year has been so great on Yea Forums because of her. I remember earlier in the year when the Brie love threads first began and sip posting was a fresh meme. Good times, hard to believe it went by so fast
Owen Gomez
Look, even if you hate her guts, the sip meme defined Q1 2019 of Yea Forums and I'm glad to have partook in it.
Interested to see if there will be more memes helmed by her.
Angel Green
I got banned for sip posting. Anything that annoys the mods without having to actually post porn is always worthwhile.
Hunter Ramirez
I get banned all the time because of brieposting. It's part of the experience. She's Yea Forums's little annoying sister.
Adrian Bennett
Me too, banned for Brieposting in general a couple times
Juan Williams
I had a dream where she was my gf and when I woke up I was in love with Brie larson
Brayden Campbell
Someone should post the 7 stages meme, I haven't saved it.
Stage 1 for me was seeing that Wired video and cringing hard.
Jaxon Ortiz
I sometimes get banned multiple times a day. Not even for making Brie threads, just posts. It's a crazy world.
David Murphy
She looks like a burnt out porn star from the 70s.
Luis Kelly
I’ve had a few dreams with Brie but she’s always only there for a short time, and she always appears as Captain Marvel, not Brie
Alexander Hughes
Same, but i never hated her as much as some other people here did. Unicorn store was actually good, i could relate to autistic NEET brie
Bentley Fisher
>Phase 1: think she’s just a spoiled bitch from capeshit
>Phase 2: realize she’s actually a pretty good actress
>Phase 3: discover that she's pretty funny and down-to-earth in interviews
>Phase 4: you're watching movies just to see Brie’s performance, that you wouldn't be interested in if she wasn't in them
>Phase 5: you're reading up on Brie’s background, history, and personal life, discovering that none of it is just a front, she is truly kind and pure of heart, awkward and vulnerable
>Phase 6: you realize that the normies don't understand Brie like you do, she really needs your support and protection
>Phase 7: just thinking about Brie makes you smile, and you realize you're in love
Ryder Powell
It's such a nice jumpsuit it should be official.
Ian Jenkins
Short Term 12 is what sold me. If she has even 5% of that character in her she's going to be a loyal wife.
Jordan Wood
phase 7 hurts.
Tyler Rogers
That's the one, thanks.
Jaxson Wood
>Ywn have Brie as your wife
Sometimes when walking the dog I create elaborate fantasies about me and Brie meeting and getting together
Kevin Long
>Phase 1: See this 4/10 actress being touted as the next big thing and wonder why
>Phase 2: Watch Room and think she's a pretty good actress
>Phase 3: Watch her in interviews and realize she's autistic
>Phase 4: Dig deeper and find out she's a total bitch too
>Phase 5: Dig even further and find out she's a coalburner
>Phase 6: Realize that aside from Room she has never been in a good movie
>Phase 7: Just thinking about this ugly smelly bitch fills you with anger
Samuel Gutierrez
Brie Larson sucks, this woman here is true beauty.
Elijah Myers
For me there's an unofficial 8th stage where I go into periods of being annoyed at her again, but in a loving way.
Jacob Adams
Have sex
Jose Baker
Wtf is wrong with cum tributes? I’ve paid people to cum on my sisters pics multiple times. It’s top tier kino fetish
Eli Gray
She might've dated a black guy but there's no official info on it other than a reddit answer.
If she did, it was short lived.
Joseph Foster
Same here, I think about it right before I go to sleep
Aiden Cruz
Unironic wife material
Isaiah Russell
I just wish she wore black more often
Benjamin Thompson
Damn Bros I don't think I'm gonna make it.
Jordan Baker
Wait til you see a woman in real life. Oh brother it's gonna knock your socks off!
Liam Wilson
Not with that dirty bitch.
Well judging by how much shit she talks about "white guys" she's full on white guilt brainwashed and should be put out of her misery.
Angel King
She’s dating a white guy at the moment, and was engaged to one before that
David Bennett
For me, it's when she has the raccoon makeup on
Justin Moore
Uh, debatable. But I guess you would at least have access to Brie.
Owen Parker
She's the third hemsworth bro
Benjamin Ramirez
Brieposting is the Yea Forums version of rushing Area 51
Noah Gray
Used to do it but then I get too sad because I am sleeping alone and not with her arms around me
Bentley Flores
That's nice, I bet he loves hearing all about his privilege 24/7 and kissing a mouth that's had negroid dick in it.
Liam Garcia
that seems pretty good. She's a cunt and not pretty, anywaw, BUT if I didn't knew her I'd hit it
Owen Nguyen
I don't think they're very close. Even way back in the day when she's been asked about her sibling she was always very covert.
Might be some bad blood there.
James Thomas
> Well judging by how much shit she talks about "white guys"
So, not really much?
Brody Rogers
Not sure how I feel about red head Brie. Seems like an impostor.
Adam Brown
Literally every single press tour she brings up diversity and race, maybe she'd be more likable if she shut the fuck up once in a while.
Joseph Carter
Wearing a lot of pink lately. I wonder what it means. She said in some interview every color meant something different.
Angel Long
Evan Rachel Wood can sub for Brie, so Brie can do more important movies than stupid capeshit.
Robert James
Some butthurt janny gave me a warning for insunuating she was a man.
Hudson Fisher
I've been banned for calling her a niggerlover.
Nicholas Williams
Just imagine if they went ahead with the red wig in Scott Pilgrim, like the comics Envy
Cameron Smith
>I've been banned for calling her a niggerlover.
Well thats just not nice.
Jaxon Perry
Me too user...
Alexander Peterson
I was hoping she'd be in the movie for longer
youtube.com
Jonathan Peterson
I don't recall that. Perhaps you're a little bit confused?
Carson Foster
Wft I love the janny now
Michael Brown
>"freshly popped"
>pre-boxed under a heating lamp
yikes
Camden Rodriguez
Nah, she did talk about diversity but that was like one time. If she's talked about it after that, it's because she's been asked by a reporter.
Wyatt Nguyen
this but not really
Angel Sanchez
Where did they get the bloopers?
Kevin Perez
>shit colored eyes
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Jaxson Diaz
I know, at some women awards thing or something, but this user is claiming she's talking about it all the time so he's clearly confused or misinformed or both.
Christopher Campbell
>fixing
Those look like garbage
Benjamin Wright
K autismo
Owen Russell
Her ass has been getting perkier recently but I can't find proper footage/pics. It's like she hides it purposefully.
Nicholas Martin
Lite eyes are only impressive if your own eyes are dark.
Aiden Lee
Hazel eyes
Anthony Carter
looks brown to me, and shit is brown, so therefore shit colored eyes
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
who has poop in their eyes
gross
Colton Martin
Kayden Cruz
She's been hitting the gym and the punching bag too. I like to imagine she puts Yea Forums caps on the bag, kek.
Julian Taylor
maybe that's how she copes with depression/whatever
Jack Price
WTF, I love Sony now.
Hudson Bell
She will be so hot when she gets that Linda Hamilton body.
Alexander Phillips
I want to be brutalized by Brie Larson.
Angel Morgan
Why stop there?
Juan Ross
Well she has that in the comics so go for it my man.
Nathan Cooper
you just know
Ayden Sanchez
based thread
I noticed starbucks is going heavy on protein now with egg bites and stuff like that
wouldn't surprise me to have popcorn with some scrambled egg mixed in and some pepper
Isaac Cox
She won't be in any horror movies soon. She said they scare her too much.
Jaxon Hill
I see the prpoblem now
She's to skinny and it reflects on her feet
Brody Cox
She's got the arms and the back. She needs to focus on the legs and she'll be set for Sarah Connor when Disney buys the franchise and makes a new reboot/mockery.
Jaxon Allen
Yeah, the Shills that posted that anime meme of these 2 disappeared
Adam Edwards
Here you go
imgur.com
There's also an audio meme
soundgasm.net
Cameron Hernandez
This chick is going to wall so hard. Whatever little femininity she has is going to plummet.
Bentley Barnes
She has to do the short hair more often
Carter Barnes
>tfw you are two years older than her and she looks like she could be your mommy
Josiah Gray
Cute.
Blake Gomez
People say that but it really depends on the individual. She looks worse in some old pictures then she does now.
Robert Kelly
She could be a good Terminator. Doesn't look like the Terminator franchise is ending any time soon.
Liam Johnson
Why, yes, I do consider myself a bit of a rebel, how did you know?
Eli Williams
It's the fault of those who had the unfortunate idea of making Ms Marvel to this pathetic piece of garbage named Captain Marvel.
If it was Feige and Alonso or some idiot in marvel comics.
The result was catastrophic at marvel comics.
Captain Marvel is the most hated character by readers and now many normies don't like her on MCU either.
Congratulations to this great idiot who had this idea.
BTW, leotard doesn't look so bad now, uh?
David King
She was pretty terminator-esque in CM. Might as well give it a go.
Anthony Lee
This but ironically.
Luis Richardson
these directors are so bad that they make her ugly on this scene
even in such a scene like that she should be absolutely beautiful
what an amateur job
Parker Thompson
Carol's always been a character that represents the more negative qualities of a woman + alcoholism + being a deus ex machina.
Marvel literally just don't have a lot of good female characters outside the X-men and they needed to fill the quota.
Zachary Wright
Hello shills
you will lose your job if Larson starts working out that ass
because then who will open the threads will be us to say how she got thicc
Joseph Clark
the audience will like her more if they give her a bf and make her less icy
Hunter Scott
>that dry ass facial skin
y i k e s
Jordan Sanders
Bris is so beautiful she makes all the other Avenger chicks look out of place. They uglified her intentionally.
CM should totally hook up with Thor, after all they're the strongest avengers. Or maybe Ant Man.
Sebastian Hernandez
I disagree. Brie just fills that girl next door/indie chick niche that they didn't have.
Kevin Ross
She has an ass. when she arches her back
Get the architect on the phone. She'll be ready in 2 months.