Die hard is a Christmas movie

>having a christmas party in may

>NOOOO YOU CAN'T CALL DIE HARD A CHRISTMAS MOVIE, THE STORY IS STILL THE SAME AT ANY OTHER TIME OF YEAR!!!
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I wonder why there is a range ban in your area.....

>OMG SPICY FOOD IS LYFE. I CAN'T DO WITHOUT SPICY FOOD. ANYTHING I EAT HAS TO HAVE SOME SPICY FLAVOR. IT'S IN MY BLOOD.

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lmao this retard got btfo so bad

What if it was a Christmas in July christmas party

mods are soi and can't handle a meme that makes fun of them. This is a known fact

Christmas is not a central theme. It's background dressing that provides a sliver of the premise and a few plot devices. You might as well say The French Connection is a Christmas movie because Gene Hackman is dressed like Santa at the beginning.

>NOOOO YOU CAN'T CALL DIE HARD A CHRISTMAS MOVIE, THE STORY IS STILL THE SAME AT ANY OTHER TIME OF YEAR!!!

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60 IQ posts. Change it to somebody's retirement party. Still have almost the exact same movie.

the building wouldnt have been emptied for one floor having a christmas in july party

>bro if you change the details of the movie it's actually a different movie in a different genre
wow amazing observation

>Now i have a machine gun, wish you a happy retirement

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only on christmas time would you have a completely empty building. all other 50 floors wouldnt be gone for days because of a retirement party you dingdong

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If you change Do the Right Thing to the second hottest day of the year instead of the hottest day of the year, you still get Do the Right Thing
Cry more you fuckin simp

Thanksgiving? New Years?

But Die Hard being set at Christmas is actually an important detail necessary for the plot and setting to make sense.

Who has Thanksgiving parties at their workplace? Wtf? Isn't that usually a time to spend with family?

nope, tons of people work those days, christmas is literally the only day that everyone except lowly gas station attendants have to work
exactly, jon mcclain wouldnt have flown from new york to california to go to some rando's retirement party at his wifes office in september

see my post
By your admission that it's a detail and not a core plot element, you admit that it's not a Christmas movie. Christmas is a convenient explanation for the setting, but not the only one that works.

Nobody has Thanksgiving office parties. Or even New Years office parties. Christmas office parties are very common in US business culture though.

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>Did you know Die Hard is a Christmas movie? A minor plot detail is that it takes place on Christmas! Holy fr*ggin zomgzors!!!!!!! It's my favorite Christmas movie!!!

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yikes beats cringe, incel. it's in precedence table

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>retirement party.
>after business hours
nah. most those fucks will get is a 15 minute break room cake that everyone slices a bit says "we'll miss you" to the retiree and then fucks back off to whatever office they do the work in

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remember, it was the 80s, business culture was different back then, you could grope a female co worker, do blow in the office, go out drinking on the job for a "business meeting"

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