Are they dead, alive, undead, or even human?

The first 2 movies were good, at least all the scenes with Gomez

What's with the shitty Photoshop on Fester and Thing?

The joke is that they are from a semi-supernatural subculture that cross over with normies. They inflict and endure massive amounts of physical trauma because it is fun to them and funny to the viewer/reader.

why babby moustache

What about Lurch, Thing, Cousin It?

takes after his father

So did they kill people or what?

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Wednesday and the fat one burned down the summer camp in Values

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fpbp You forget sexy

addams family values >>>>> the addams family

no, watch the superior Munsters

They're a completely normal, loving nuclear family. Everyone else are the weird ones.

adams- humans who act like monsters
munsters-monsters who act like humans

They're creepy and they're kooky,

Mysterious and spooky,

All together they're ooky,

>The Jews apparently...

lurch is dead, fester is dead, thing is dead. Rest are alive iirc

can anyone state why wednesday is so easy to fall in love with.

loli christina ricci
>she's not like the other girls
no she just thinks that, but she had a cute forehead

>sexy
Elvira was the sexy goth gf, Morticia Addams was dogmeat compared to the mistress of the dark

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>implants make a chick sexy
no

That's not implants, user. That's big breasts with the help of a special bra

odd they didn't do a film where wedneaday captured a man who'd knocked at the door for some reason, shackled him to a chair in the dungeon and performed experiments on him to see what would cause arousal in the subject.
an hour and a half of that and nothing else.

They're comic book characters. They should make an Addams kino where earth is overrun with Charles Addams shit.

Reminder that based Pete Steele thought Lily Munster was superior to all others
00:59

youtu.be/vFwYJYl5GUQ

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Cousin Itt is the superior choice

this is a bit of a spoiler, but in the script of the unmade third addams family: home run, it is revealed in one scene when cousin it is forcefully shaved, that 'he' is really wednesday underneath, and that the hair sprouts once a month when she has her period.
of course when she is shaved, she is revealed to be completely naked, and the camera does a 360 matrix style pan of her body as soothing oil is poured onto her and rubbed in by morticia

Oh those tits are very real.
And so is this.

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>Peter Steele
Wasn't that guy a huge fag?

They're unironically based on elite 1%ers, which explains all of the child abuse and complete inversion of values

of course, he watched the munsters

Isn't the most human one gomez it never explained what he was.

No, that’s you, Peter was based

If slamming 90s goth pussy nightly was gay, then yes very much so

Peak Ricci

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Imagine if these 2 families were neighbors

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Goth girls are gross desu
Never understood what the big deal was

>45 replies
FORMERLY ALIVE

>The only way to be goth and not a cringe lord is to be uberChad

they live in a society

I think they might of did a crossover

Because you have shit taste

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No. those are real. See?

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So what you're sayiig is that they're THE ARISTOCRATS?

when i was in 8th grade, before i knew fan fiction was a thing, i wrote a story about the adams family. it was one of those books that changes point of view every chapter. so the odd chapters started with a group of travelers who break down near a creepy house, so they go to use the phone, and there is this messed up family akin to texas chainsaw massacre, and they basically get murder raped over the book. the even chapters are from the adams family point of view, and its crazy wacky funny shennanigans that is the same happenings from the odd chapters, but with a silly take on it.

my teacher called my parents and recommended that i see a councilor because of a stupid story i wrote

Elvira is cheap trailer trash, morticia is the patrician choice, prime goth wife material.

Godmode: TV Morticia, not movie Morticia.

They're foreign.

>not radio serial Morticia

Go eat with the swine

movie morticia might have been an actual reanimated corpse, what a hag

> Ywn be the only dude in a town solely composed of vaguely vampire-ish big tittied goth hoes constantly vying for your attention as well as their respective goth milfs.

Why even live.

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Oh God I'm gonna masturbate to this right now!

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for a bunch of spooky kooks they had the best relationship on TV, the Addams loved each other and it showed.
When will we see another TV family like them?

The whole fucking image is strange. Who made it? Why? what does it mean?

Is it me, or does Pugsley look exactly like Ted Cruz?

The Goldberg's

They are human, but they are just what the creators of the original TV show thought spooky was at the time.
If they made the TV show today the creators would have gone with something people find scary today; ghosts or zombies or a functional white family.

the munsters were humans that looked like monsters. the addams were monsters that looked like humans.

Yes but unironically

He grows out of it.

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Too scary.

That isn't Pugsley, he became a tranny named Ariel Winter.

thats pugsley from based kino Addams family reunion

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