This girl crashes at your place after a night out and asks you to put a movie on while she waits for her friends to...

>eyes of a middle aged woman

yikes

Austin Powers International Man of Mystery

anything with a handjob scene in it

Let me in

gummo

>I put on Bladerunner 2049, kick her ass outside to wait for her friends, ans eat a nice big bowl of cereal.
like you'd ever be in that position to began with robo-incel

Master and Commander

First I get her a bowl of eggs

Battleship Potemkin.

is that the tranny from the reality show

gangs of new york

Batman v Superman

a long netflix series with sexy elves and evil vultures

Alita: Battle Angel

The movie is irrelevant. She'll be taking her top off for me two minutes after it starts anyway. You either have it or you don't.

>can't tell apart a top from a bikini bra

spot the normie

Princess bride. I'm going to go get a steak and watch it now that I've thought of that. I'll be back in a bit. Thanks op.

clerks or pulp fiction

>pulp fiction
>overdosing Mia scene
>"is that cum in her mouth?!?"
what do you say?

if i can lick her soles then i'll put any movie she wants

Based

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I'll put on Videodrome and then she'll ask me to take out my knife and cut her on the shoulder. I will oblige her.

would a girl still orgasm in that situation if stimulated correctly?

princess bride

but then i fuck it up by quoting 90% of the dialogue or talking about behind the scenes stuff

Human Centipede

American Psycho

The road to el dorado.

Such an under rated classic.

Mid way through i joke about usingbher butt as a pillow and take her oants of during the drunk/tripping scene.

Then i point out the scene where chel was giving Tulio a bj and gently guide her head towards my penis.

I turn the movie off around the time the priest takes control of the stone jaguar.

I have already coomed and im trying to convince her that i forgot i have work early in the morning.

This to be honest

I believe so, though it would be an involuntary reaction and likely not enjoyable.

A far better solution is to do it consensually, because that's more fun for everyone involved.

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Boats

That guy could still overpower any woman, that's how weak they are.

Mr deeds

this
>GTFO thot

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It would be awkward because the only place she could sit to watch the movie would be my couch and my couch is almost entirely covered by cum crusts and stains.

whatever she wants

>whatever she wants
the wrongest answer. She didn't tell you to put the movie she wanted, she aksed YOU to pick one.
What a fucking loser.

spoken like a true KHV

this guy fucks

Citizen Kane

KOTM

127 hours

Why the fuck would I let a woman in my home if I'm not fucking her? She can wait for her friends outside, prude slut

Damn I want that too *winks at her*

It's the premise of the thread, rosbif

Taxi driver, only because I’ve been meaning to watch it recently

dude it's a difficult neighborhood a girl shouldn't stay alone outside
also it's raining

Fast foward to justice scene in Irreversible

Yes now shut the fuck up

>eww what is this? Are you some kind of incel?

I'm happily married, so she better find another place to stay.

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Step brothers, or anchorman. Chicks love those movies.

excellent choice, patrician detected

I showed a girl Pulp Fiction for the first time. She didnt like it and I chose to sleep on the couch cause I dont fuck plebs

She has better taste than you, Tarantino movies are garbage.

>I tell her to go sit down i have to get a Kino
> I go into my room and get my scorpion jacket
>Slowly walks back into the room with her
>Lean on the wall looking at her
>I don't say anything
>She asks me what i'm doing
>Long uncomfortable silence
>....."I drive"
>Her boyfriend arrives to pick her and i watch the movie while they fuck in my bed

zombieland

based except for that last part