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The eighties were crazy joe Rogan lemme tell you. I met this dude called blood eye bill and we fuckin went back in time to 1689 joe Rogan and me n blood eye bill became pirates and sailed the seas killing and raping. It was the life, being a pirate until ol blood eye bill got eaten by a shark and I said “fuck dis” and came back to the 1980s joe Rogan
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Joe lemme tell you we were so fucked up back then and dis wasn’t just coke dis stuff turned your eyes blue joe Rogan. Cuz when I was in Queens me n dis Asian motha fucker with a peg leg, peg leg Pan found a portal to some fuckin desert planet with deez giant space worms when we got scooped up by Maud’dib and dis motha fucka had the craziest coke called spice, we were lit joe Rogan and all a sudden he pulls up to this fat bastard flying around and just blasts that fucker out of the sky. Said Barron killed his pops. Goddamn joe Rogan, dune was fuckin crazy
COCAINE JOE ROGAN
Theo Von is Joey Diaz, but ironically
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*becomes progressively more schizo each appearance*
>NOOO STOP IT JOKES ALL HAVE TO BE TRUE
absolute weapons grade autism
I love this stiopic guy.