GOOD MORNING ALEX LINX!

GOOD MORNING ALEX LINX!

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I thought you’d already given up

I GOTTA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM AAAAAGGGGHHHH

>furiously machine gun jackhammers my bloodshot semi-chub

NOOOO NOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>dick screaming at me to coom

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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can someone redpill me on der cöomer

MOMMY I'VE POSTED THE FORCED FUNNY FACE MAYMAY AGAIN PLEASE TOUCH MY PENIS NOW!!!!

I'm going out to eat with a girl for the second time and I think she likes me. How do I tell her I have a gf without making things awkward? I want to be her friend because she's not a cumbrain roastie and has interesting takes on life. I haven't mentioned it in the past with another girl and she got really upset at me and I had to console her for like an hour.

I would hang out with my gf but she has this dorm party thing going on

He has nearly 10,000 porn movie reviews on IMDB

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IM FUCKING RECOOMING

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Asks your GF if you can run a menage a trois.

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My sides were blown out into the netherworlds when he started to beat a desk or something and burping.

Aren’t coomer posters nofappers?

>his penis is burping at him to COOM
>"NO! NOO!! NOOOOOAAAAAAH!"
>he is literally fighting with his own dick because it has a mind of its own

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Id and the superego.

bang her, dont be a faggot

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Kriegsanstifter
Kriegsverlängerer

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no, god would punish me

>thinking God wouldnt be high-fiving you for getting two entire whole pussies in your mouth at the same time

CCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

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can i get quick rundown on this guy?

dead meme

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imdb.com/user/ur1287548/

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How can we be sure that that is THE coomer?

9475 reviews with more currently being made. How does he do it?

He just cooms

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Imdb reviews porno?

Dont tell gf, youre basically already having an emotional affair in her mind.

I hate discord so much.

What exactly is discord and why is it associated with "trannies"? Some sort of 90's/00's chatroom app?

you should convince them do date eachother with you in the middle

>What exactly is discord
it's a popular chatroom app
>why is it associated with "trannies"?
no idea
>Some sort of 90's/00's chatroom app?
released in 2015

PURE UNADULTERATED KINO

Good going guys : /

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