Wtf?

This op and this thread. What the fuck is going on? Fucking weirdos man

she looks dateable

this fat fuck was supposed to not be seen near a female

for the way they dress mongoloid

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we are analyzing the qt

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1. This is Mexico. Things dont make sense there
2. Guys who are fat when they were in school are blessed with a large frame and extremely low expectations when they inevitably lose weight

They're doing Wreck it Ralph now? Disney live action remakes have gone too far.

God I wish I were a cute girl

that's portuguese

a true american stereotype right here

you really don't tho

Check out that dude's huge arm.

>she looks dateable
For a guy that looks like him yea

there's hope for me yet. things will be different this time

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Portugal is right next to Mexico who gives a fuck

This guy is obviously a chad. It's just the jean shorts that are throwing you all off.

wrong.

and his socks. and his shoes...
and his fat head with giant sideburns

(you)

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the girl is not even pretty... so what do you mean?

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But I love Paul Domas Anderson

Esa es mi chica carajo

Does this mean even I can get my own brown cutie?

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But I really do

if you post on Yea Forums then you will never have a GF

it's a proven fact man, sorry. Not even a low tier Asian will want to be with you. Much less a Latina.

The real cringe is that some incel actually took this picture

It's not fair bros.

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someone explain this to me

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Kissing is fine, making out is gross. If you want to kiss do a peck, if you want to make out get a room. If you don’t find making out in public gross you’re weird

>being a cute girl is soooo hard
yeah fucking right, idiot

The Angel that presided 'oer my birth said, "Little creature, form'd of Joy and Mirth, "Go love without the help of any Thing on Earth

Take a pic of you in a frock and we'll rate you

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

No. No they won't, user.

He makes her laugh
Something (You) will never be able to do

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He can also cup her ass and lift her over his head with one hand, also something you will never be able to do.

Why the fuck are you naked

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Good hair and beard, good face, probably tall, good personality
Fat but not humongo obese + tall gives off "I can protect you" vibes to whamens

Me on the right.

minus the girl.

>probably tall
How tall is tall? Im 182cm, is that tall enough?

imagine seeing this. but the guy is way fatter and the girl is your crush
bros.............

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being fat as a guy is the most overrated defect of all time. it's a thousand times better to be a big fat guy than to be a skinny(fat) manlet

youtube.com/watch?v=dgct3Jn8pFA

Didn't that guy make some video about plane seats recently? I don't remember exactly what it was but he came off like a total cunt.

Fuck that's a nice pussy

please stop bro..

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More

>Fat but not humongo obese
>americans.jpg

i never really recovered after that. i was in my car when i saw them handholding later.
i cried on my way home.

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Ha sucks to be you! My crush's bf is skinny athletic and drives a sport motorbike...

how much is that in freedom

Come to Brazil yanky. Drown in brown puss

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there's no release from such pain.
I'm sorry bro.

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5‘4

Brazilians hate whiteys tho

If I had to be a fat person, then I would want to be a strongfat knuckledragger like this dude.

>acting as teenagers
Learn English before you criticize others. OR JUST KILL YOURSELF!

abandon all hope

>there's no release from such pain.
there is one. do not worry, i'm going to be free soon. i was never meant to make it anyway.

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every day I swear to god every fucking day you post the same shit both here and on 55chan.

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it must suck to be skinny fat. not only are you not attractive, but you're weak as well. ogre dudes may be unappealing aesthetically, but at least they can be strong

Not worth getting stabbed.

I can kill that fatso with a single punch

yeah imagine if it was at a party and you later see them walking their car...
hold me bros

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Just be white and tall

your little sister can beat you up

she can beat my meat up if you get what I mean

Congratulations dipshit incels, you're finally realizing that you just come off as creeps and you're not being persecuted by women.

please elaborate I dont catch your drift

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Why don't just just get a gf and have sex Yea Forums?
The only thing you need is to get a nice haircut, some clothes and to not be yourself.

This ain't portugal. I know every single metro station and that's not a portuguese one. And that yellow some plaque ain't used here too. Might be brasil

I'm saying that she can put her hand on my penis and stroke it up and down, if you fathom my speech

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>projecting your own self-hatred onto someone else this hard
fucking YIKES my shit up fampai

Nah white boy

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unironically don't understand what's wrong with that

It's too late now. I unironically want to kill myself BUT I will go with a bang if you catch my drift.

Yo, how old are you?!

How do I not come off as a creep? I literally have no idea if im giving off that aura or not, im just being me. Well my socializing version of me.

one ticket for joker?

im a germ phobe, like leo in the aviator

Bingo that's Yea Forums incels for you.

godspeed, user.

they're completely looksmatched

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just be good looking. Ugly people are creeps and handsome dudes are confident

The image that destroyed Yea Forums

underrated kek

Who doesnt hate plane seats?

I would post face,but I know ill still get shit on,but I had sex last night so I'm good.

Don't act like the brits and mexicans aren't on our level
Only a matter of time before rest of the world catches up to our absolute mass

Chad is so nice for letting his gf walk the fat boy.

retard

Non-white girls are easy

dont want to clean my room and have girls over

>I would attention whore for no reason because ???

We need laws regulating the length of shorts.

>Why don't just just get a gf
How? Please tell me. Im so lonely

t. jealous that no one wants to fuck your ugly ass

He's fucking gigantic. Massive frame, skull, bones. . . very healthy and strong development, high t, unmoggable
Just be large, what is there to explain

Because I had sex last night,if I can do it you can too bros,were all gonna make it.

>unmoggable
wtf does that even mean

Being shoot is more of your confort zone?

>period before 'or'

I can have sex easily too I just gotta pay a hooker.
In fact I'd rather do that than subject myself to being a plaything of femn*ids. In the end I'll probably have spent less money and gave up a smaller part of my dignity in the process too.

Surprisingly accurate Venn diagram

Be friends with Chad he'll help you. lol.

What a fat wite boi incel says

How is he holding the phone? With his penis?

I thought you ”””people””” were supposed to be against ””punching down”””?

>Fun
>A girl would be fun to have around
Doesn't seem very accurate to me.

should be "acting like teenagers", or better still "behaving like teenagers"

what are you talking about
are you ok?

This is unironically true. White girls’ expectation have gone through the roof for the most part. If you arent fit with a good job and social media, you’re a nothing to them

Non Incel/Non Virgin here AMA!

probably meant a girl that shares your hobby. i'd rather have a 7/10 qt that likes to cuddle and watch anime/play vidya than 9/10 instagram whore

I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl

same but 26 and a half

However I did one time hold hands with the girl I was orbiting, so I'm a bit of a chad

Things will always get better fren as long as you dont give up and try you will succeed dont let the faggots on here bring you down struggle and thrive prove them wrong. I know how hard it can seem but know trying is what you should do. This goes out to all the other anons out there as well I hope you live your best life frens

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Someone to share your life with and discuss all the "interesting" shit you come across would be nice, i would say.

we told you to do jelqs alongside stronglifts bro WE TOLD YOU
bro girls don't "have hobbies", what the fuck are you talking about? If you ever got into a relationship with a girl that "watches anime and plays videogame" you'd see how foolish you are

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Have you ever talked to a girl? You can barely have a conversation with one, they're empty people who live off social media.
also, if you share your life with any girl, even if you think it's "the one" you're fucked. She'll never forget about that weakness you exposed and you can expect her to cheat on you asap

vidya games are literally my only hobby, i wouldn't mind a gf that does the same.
>If you ever got into a relationship
i won't, so jokes on you

Jesus Christ. How is this even possible,dude just have sex. You can stop Gosling memeing now.

that’s everyone on this site, including me and (You) and you’re fucking lying to yourself if you try to claim otherwise.

How can we punch down when we're already at the bottom? It's more like punching across.

same but 27

however i did one time rub my dink on a jap girl on a bus due to the amount of people. i got hard haha

yeah I'm literally telling you girls don't have hobbies, retard. Jokes are not "on me"; you just reaffirmed my suspicion that you were a permavirgin.

same but 22 and I have never talked to one for more than 10 minutes

>you just reaffirmed my suspicion that you were a permavirgin.
no shit, retard. you're in a literal r9k thread

Just be white theory is legit

Lmfao minorities are seriously handicapped three points down in any looks rating scales stay mad kunta kinte

I see so many hot girls dating fat freaks it's not even funny. I genuinelly wonder why is this a trend nowadays.

Wrong.
>be me mixed baby and only fuck white pussy.

God I want to drop out of college so bad
it doesn't fix fucking anything, for people like us being a faggot neet is unironically better.

I don't want to.
There's an instagram thot with a lewd account constantly trying to DM me but I'm swerving that ho

I have finally accepted I'm a volcel and not an incel

Tomboys are girls.

Why is this off-topic thread still up?

perhaps, as long as they admit they are on the same level as “us” then I have nothing to shame them for

nice bro
shhh these are the best threads

Some people have money
do you even know what board this is?

it's relevant

post the one where the high test user sniffs the hot girls seat when she leaves her seat

It triggered the jannies and they are posting defensively instead of deleting it.

Only five years to go, user. Good luck.

>hobby is chatting with my user friends on Yea Forums
Are there also cuties for me to share my hobby with??

>including me and (You)
HAhahah No user its just you.
I have sex with random people every week,i come on Yea Forums for the memes and /k/ for the guns.

based as fuck
keep fighting the good fight user
and never EVER fall for the vaginal jew

HE WAS JUST GRABBING THE DRINK UNDER THE CHAIR IT WAS EDITED TO MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE A FREAK HE'S A NORMAL GUY LEAVE HIM ALONE

Dont give up hope anons. They are hunting for you.

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It's just as baffling to me how kissing and having sex is a normal thing that happens to others as you are baffled by my situation.

If you want a real answer, a lot of creepy dudes are just trying too hard to be something they aren't, or try to use pick up artist philosophies to get with women, or overdress and the desperation comes across as weird and creepy.

incels.wiki/w/Mogging

>in their 30s
they're just desperate old whores

>IG thot trying to connect with you
Come on user,there's no excuse. Just go do it already.

worse than that, they STILL think they are doing YOU a favour.

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you’re still a loser AND a liar.
and there is literally nothing you could say that would change my mind, you fucking loser.
how shitty must your life be to come on here and pretend you’re not a massive loser? makes me really fucking sad and I’m a loser too...

Some of the more interesting conversations i have ever had was with girls. Some of the more entertaining conversations also were with girls.

>also, if you share your life with any girl, even if you think it's "the one" you're fucked.
Not sharing your "deepest secrets", i was thinking about some TV show you seen and wanted to discuss, some funny youtube video you seen and wanted to share... It always feels so empty when i watch anything. Sure, you could do this with a male friend, and i did it. But sooner or later the topic of sex/relationships comes up and what do i do?

I just told you dummy, I don't want to

but what if the "acting" was in the sense of the actors job?

t.

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You just know they roleplay that nurse shit every night. Fucking cripple fuck.

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THIS. Do not listen to /fit/ ever. That board is filled with crab mentality lookism culture incels. Women for the most part do not care if a guy is a little fat.

>you’re still a loser AND a liar.
Do you want proof?
What do you want video,pics,or emails last night from the sex I had last night

>incredibly long, loose fitting jorts
>long white socks rolled down with black shoes
Jesus. I'm not /fa/ but I know a crime when I see one

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Indian so probably studying for a PhD and already has rich parents. Probably a good personality aswell.

damn she thicc. I wish shed smother my giant cripple head with her fat ass

>nnooo dont i-improve yourself!!
>just s-stay fat/skinny like you a-always did

here in Brazil? Tall as fuck. I'm 175 and don't have any problem with women. You should come here, there's one cutie for every 5 girls

He's tall and big, what is there to explain?

>he thinks /fit/ lifts to impress women

>it's a thousand times better to be a big fat guy than to be a skinny(fat) manlet

Haven't seen this level of cope in a LONG time. I'll just say it anyway:

Cope, fat ass

>off-topic
wat?

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you're not kidding anyone /fit/

My ass, Brazil is awful for the average user.
t. lived there for 18 years.

>Women for the most part do not care if a guy is a little fat.
fatfuck cope

Lol as a guy that just got dumped 2 months ago after a 2.5 year relationship all I have to say is man up. Sure it sucks at first but damn women are a huge money/time sink. Fuck that shit.

>Women for the most part do not care if a guy is a little fat.
Not really, all these fat guys who are posted here have one thing in common. They look very strong. Dude in OP looks like he could snap my neck with one hand. If you are fat and you look pudgy (one example is the dude who cried to the SW teaser), then you are fucked

He's not that fat, bros. and desu there's a good chance she's kind of ugly (read average), we can barely see her.

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>cuties
>posting on 4channel
What do you think?

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If you're rich or have 10/10 personality, no, they don't

Alright Yea Forums time to post your face and see who really walks the walk.

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It's about self-improvement. I wouldn't expect someone with less than a dozen brain cells like you to understand

Only a fucking autist would create a fucking venn diagram for something like this. Normal people do not fucking think that deeply. People get bored and lonely, have chemistry with someone, and enter relationships. The end. No faggoty aspergers analyzation needed.

>self-improvement.
Your self-improvement meme is worthless in a vacuum and only works if it's noticed by people.

>implying we're not also desperate

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shut up
>yea
that isn't pronounced how you think it is

Me from last Halloween

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I’ve had sex with at least 10 women, (I don’t remember the exact number cuz my pops threw out my notebook that had my list in it when we moved like 5 years ago :(.) I’ve had one night stands and year long relationships.
but I’m still a loser.
and the fact that you’re so desperate for attention and feel the need to attempt to “dunk on” people who are sexually less fortunate than you, is a dead giveaway that you’re a fucking loser.
>muh sex with random people
congrats loser. no one loves you and no one ever will. in fact no one IRL cares about anything you have to say which is why you feel the need to come here and pretend you’re better than anyone.
if you weren’t a loser, you wouldn’t feel the need to do any of this.

does that clear things up, loser?

100 SHOWERS,50 HAIRCUTS AND 20 DAYS ON NOFAP. INSTANT GIRLFRIEND

Failed normie here. I experienced love once and the blissful state isn't a meme. But when she eventually leaves it feels like the pits of hell

>No faggoty aspergers analyzation needed.

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Wtf. You look photoshopped

You went as an American Gladiator. That's fucking based.

Giga Chad/10

reddit is here

youtube.com/watch?v=coJjo3NmAEI

well i had a 5/10 that had a thing for me, but i'm not desperate enough to start dating her
t. 21 yo khv