/trek/

I didnt watch every trek, so I’m kinda new and gotta ask: why is everything on the wiki written in past tense?

TNG>TOS>Voyager>STD>
>ds9

To keep things consistent because there is no defined "present" in a work of fiction. Just treat it as though it's being written at the end of time.

A kike and a kraut being friends? This is what Star Trek is all about.

>it's a Tasha gets raped so hard she becomes a default background image episode

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Does anyone like the Bajorans? They all dress like smelly gypsies, their superstitious culture is several centuries behind the rest of the Alpha Quadrant, they never stop crying about the Occupation, they're terrorists, they break Starfleet dress code with their stupid earrings, and they're just overall unpleasant to be around.

The only Bajoran I liked was the scientist who raised Odo because he never talked about muh faith or muh occupation.

no one likes Bajorans. Even Dukat only liked to pork their women in a sign of dominance.

>they’re essentially space muslims
congrats user, you finally got it

more like space jews
muh occupation = muh holocaust

He didn't enjoy it, but powered through for the good of Cardassia.

what a beast of a man

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Commander Niles prepare to beam down to Le Cigare Volant.

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Guys, Nog is in the hospital right now. Critical condition. Possibly too early to press F.

Y'know /trek/, I have diabeetus. (taps box) These are m' testin' supplies. I check my blood sugar an' i check it offen. Liberty Medical makes sure I have what I need, when I need it, even out here in deep space. Liberty makes it easy with no paperwork, and your supplies are delivered right t' your transporter pad. So check your blood sugar as offen as y' should, and send a subspace message to Liberty. They can help ya live a better life.

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I like star trek bu I also have friends irl. What do?

Guys.

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early F

Glad yo hear you're coming to terms with your problem, this issue is something many of us struggle with, but with care and discipline you can lead a normal life. Whatever you do, don't EVER talk about Star Trek in real life. It has to be your private, personal shame. Watch Trek like people used to watch porn, lights off after everyone goes to bed, headphones-in with an eye over your shoulder. Don't ever let anyone know you enjoy Trek, and if the subject somehow does happen to come up, go out of your way to malign the franchise and the fans. Things like "Star Trek's gay and anyone who watches it is a fucking faggot" should do the trick. Good luck user!

axel F

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Here's hoping he pulls through.

Even in comic form, Tasha can't escape rape.

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>uses superiour Tuvok instead of the mongrel Spock
is Ronnie based?

>or Enterprise
>or about half of the Voyager episodes
>or most of the first season of The Next Generation
>And I guess I don't like the 60's series at all
I hope he doesn't actually think this

>is Ronnie based?
As if you have to ask

I bet somebodys boot mistook him for Warwick Davis

who is the biggest coomer in Trek?

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Been lurking here a while and honestly, I have to say that this is the worst general I've ever seen. You guys don't talk about the show, not to mention there isn't even a show on the air right now. You guys all seem to hate each other as much if not more than the subject matter. Why don't you just call it quits?

hi, Jimmy!

I haven't won /trek/ yet

Who's Jimmy?

>he doesn't remember Jimmy
only the greatest /trek/ poster!

See, that's part of the problem. You guys talk about the individual posters WAY more than the show.

bros...

The trump curse strikes again...

but seriously F

Why is Tasha holding the Visitor newborn from the V mini-series?

Will he be the first niner to go?

>tfw you own issue #1 of TNG

>not to mention there isn't even a show on the air right now.
to be fair, there hasn't been any Star Trek since enterprise went off the air and Nemesis left the theaters.

I did have some of the DC TNG run at one time. It got pretty good later on.

>I did have some of the DC TNG run at one time. It got pretty good later on.
Yeah I just got it cause it was start trek and a #1. i didn't take as good care of the issue as I should've so i doubt its mint or near mint but it still should be worth something.

>DS9 documentary kills off Nog
>Nog dies in real life
BF is guilty and must atone for her crimes. She killed Nog with meme magic.

>>DS9 documentary kills off Nog
What?

I was reading copies of the comic my grandpa owned before I ever saw the show. There was an issue where Picard was a hundred years old and crawling across the surface of a barren moon naked with a long wizard beard and that's what I thought Star Trek was about

the og writers talked about a hypothetical S8E1 for DS9. Takes place some 20 years after S7 and Nog, who is captain, is killed when his ship explodes, which I guess would've lead to a season-long plot thread.

>he doesn't know about meme magic killing actors
Nimoy died when /trek/ was created.
Anton died during the first tripfag wars.
Nog dies when BF creates the discord.
It's time /trek/ recognizes the patterns.

>the og writers talked about a hypothetical S8E1 for DS9. Takes place some 20 years after S7 and Nog, who is captain, is killed when his ship explodes, which I guess would've lead to a season-long plot thread.
lol. wow.

I would've been okay with S8 of DS9 though.

>>he doesn't know about meme magic killing actors
No, I didn't know:

The discord was created by VF last Christmas, and according to your timeline it's more accurate to say Nog dies at the end of the second tripfag wars.

Tripfag wars kill Trek actors.

>Tripfag wars kill Trek actors.
that's why we talk about tits instead of deep trek discussions. we don't want to harm anyone.

I wouldn't be surprised if Bill using these threads to steal the energy of other Trek actors.

>I wouldn't be surprised if Bill using these threads to steal the energy of other Trek actors.
Well he is one of the chosen so he has access to the spells.

Seriously though Mr. Shatner I do love your role as Kirk.

Don't feed the vampire.

>I would've been okay with S8 of DS9 though.
some other stuff they also came up with
>Kira is the Kai (lmao) and is trying to get the jem'hadar to start shilling for the Prophets/become a part of Bajor's military
>there was also some jewey with the Bajoran government putting pressure on Kira
>Bashir and Ezri are married and serve together
>Sisko and Kasidy's son is also in Starfleet and is distant with Jake, who isn't as close to the gang anymore
>the first ep ends with Sisko showing up again from that trip he took to the cornershop to get some smokes 20 years ago
Molly O'Brien was in it as well but I forgot what she was doing. Starfleet as well, I think.

>>Kira is the Kai (lmao) and is trying to get the jem'hadar to start shilling for the Prophets/become a part of Bajor's military
Okay, that's a stretch.

>>there was also some jewey with the Bajoran government putting pressure on Kira
eh, political drama

>>Bashir and Ezri are married and serve together
lolwut

>>Sisko and Kasidy's son is also in Starfleet and is distant with Jake, who isn't as close to the gang anymore
Not surprised.

>>the first ep ends with Sisko showing up again from that trip he took to the cornershop to get some smokes 20 years ago
OfCourse.jpg

>Molly O'Brien was in it as well but I forgot what she was doing.
Dabo Girl no doubt.

the ds9 doc wasn't that great

I don't like that they killed Carey. First he got cucked out of lead engineer and then those radiation fags shot him dead. With just a few episodes to go too. He was so close to getting back home.

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Is there any chance that the Picard show will be good?

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I told you yesterday it wa my birthday but only one reply.

so many Star Trek "fans" are legit like this

eat shit.

Um, he has a dog that he's named Number One. It's going to be good.

You're a funny man. huh? Funny man.

"The Picard Show" as in "the Television Set".

I love the Bajorans, one of my favourite st races. They're written kind of inconsistently which is annoying. Fuck yeah Major Kira, do ypur thing you funky little rebel

I enjoy enjoy "spiked" spiffy drinks with sody pop on the side.

>Fuck yeah Major Kira, do ypur thing you funky little rebel
Wanna know how I can tell you're pretending to be new?

>new movies from 2009
only beyond is acceptable
>discovery
shit
>enterprise
seasons 1 and 2 are alright
>tng movies
first contact is the only good one
>voyager
shit
>1st season of tng
it's alright, for the most part, but it's not quite there yet
>not liking tos
now that's a beating

Wat?

Fuck you

Your opinions are garbage.

Just whack me with a bat'leth honestly.

no u

There are times when I...never mind.

post pain sticks

>expecting me to care about bajorans
this is why ds9 sucks

thats from legend of seeker, not star wars

TOS:
mostly meh with a few really good episodes
TNG:
really picked up after season 1, probably the most fun series
DS9:
i liked every episode except for the Quark/Ferengi centric episodes, so i liked half the episodes i guess lol
VOY:
I like the premise and the characters, was a little dissappointed in the show as a whole
Enterprise:
bearable. Some really fun episodes.
DSC:
really enjoying it so far, would prefer a lighter tone

I don't have time for this

post klingon pain sticks

they have a rich culture

We'll see you, buddy.

That puzzled look tells me he is wondering where to put the cigar.

in girl ass

I see nipple outline
yes i know she has actual nudes, but it's hotter when someone's in character

>DS9 documentary kills off Nog
Haven't watched it yet. How do they kill Nog?

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gas

memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Painstik

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Picard calls Wesley to the ready room. Data is present.
>Wesley you have violated the prime directive for the last time, it's time for some hard discipline.
Picard undoes his starfleet uniform as Wesley begins to cry.
>NO STOP YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
Picard now fully nude reveals an erect 13 inch penis as he begins to walk up to Wesley.
Wesley runs for the door but is blocked by Data.
>Mr. Data restrain him.
Data grabs hold of Wesley and brings him to the floor.
Picard rips Wesley's pants off and begins raping him in the ass.

Certainly, but which? I'm still puzzled.

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post another pain stick

Do we ever get to see sex in Star Trek? Not normal sex but a kind of alien sex that's different so it's not porn?
Why does Picard's borther hate him?
Is Sisko really religious with the prophets or just pretending? I think he is an atheist.
Is Dax like a human with a thing in her that lives?
Why is Worf so angry all the time?
Why do the Jem'hadar keep fighting for the dominion if they don't need the white drugs anymore?
Who is in charge of the Cardassian empire? We never see him.
What is the difference between an android and a robot?
Do Klingons have 2 hearts? I heard this somewere.
Does it count to have sex on the holodeck, like Geordi does?
Why do Bajorans have ear rings? I see that both men and women have rings.
How do they make someone a kai on the Bajoran homeworld? Is it chosen by people or is it the one who talks to the gods or prophets?
Are the prophets gods or just strong aliens?
How do they keep their feet on the floor on deep space nine station? they spin really fast around in space.
Data had a child but why didn't Lore have a child too? Are they not the same kind of construction?
The klingons are so tough but many times they lose too!

Are the symbols on the jackets in tos communicators like in the next generation?
Worf gives up many times as an officer and quits. Is he not brave? He has no stamina i think, haha!
Keiko hurts O'brien with yelling and being "hidden angry" all the time. I don't like her.
Why do we never see them shower in startrek? At least in TNG.
Why are no admirals famous like the captains are? Did they never do anything?
Why do bajoran people hate the federation? They are hepling the bajor homeplanet against cardassians.
Why is Lore evil? Isn't he just given emotion by doctor Soong who made him? Only emotion, not evil.
Why is O'brien's racism shown as acceptable?

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Noooooo, not Nog!
Take Bashir instead.

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>10:06
>10:07
>10:07

three people at the same time

Why do you think Cardassians get so much sympathy on this board? ...nothing wrong.

>Ugly lizard men who ascribe to xenophobic and militant doctrines and could only ever get with a woman via rape
It sure is a mystery

how dare you give me an erection on a star trek thread

>11, 13, 15
>06 07 07
>same time
no

you'll see me where?

paranoyd and im annoyd

cus they're nazis and board is subservient?

Bajorans are the chosen ones, and the only ones that god truly loves or cares about. Everyone else is inferior to them in every possible way and are destined to go to hell where they will burn, and suffer for all of eternity for not being gods chosen ones.
Only Bajorans have souls you see. Everyone else is just a puppet slave that only have one purpose in life which is to serve, obay, and die for gods chosen ones.

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based fuck niggers

The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after Nog recovers from toob grub poisoning.

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pol go

pay better attention

how?

>muh pol boogeyman
not pol,bro. never visit pol. never posted on pol

Checked, by Jove

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Spezz heepy pain stik

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ive never even played star craft

just leave.

I mean, their religion is specific to their homeworld, so for most of their history their wasn't "everyone else"
Like, Bajorans don't think the Prophets created the universe, they know they're Bajor-specific (and they're right) so why would they account for anyone else in tjeir religious system? They can't exactly think they're superior to other races in a system that doesn't account for prople born outside of Bajor

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>tjeir

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I normally like Kira, and think her stuggle with reconciling her actions as a terrorist during the occupation is intersting.
But jesus. That one episode in season 5 where she goes hunting the man killing members of her former resistance cell while PREGNANT with the O'Brien's child, then gets captured, and literally only saved (and the baby) by pure coincidence that the pregnancy herbs she was taking neutralized the force filed holding her in.
Not only did she horribly endanger the O'Brien's unborn child, but the episode ends before we get to see Kekio and Miles' reaction to her incredibly selfish, reckless actions!!!!!

lol it's an acronym but obviously you don't get it

they cute. but honestly did anyone actually get mad about this?

>GRAMMAR BAD

>the Picard show
>He thinks the show is actually going to center around Picard.
kek, This bitch IS your new Picard show, user. The show will be about the adventures of her. Picard will just be an old wise man sidekick in his own show.

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show go away
poster go away

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yeah that pretty reckless and didn't 100% fit with her character at the time. that felt like an early seasons Kira move to me.

but if i were kaiko and miles i would have been so pissed

wait for the sign

>Receive these dubs from the Founders, may they keep you strong.

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i would watch that porno not gonna lie

show gets renewed for 3rd season
poster since 2008 stays.

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>trek fifty years old
>still no decent trek porn

go to other thread

I've seen this happen in real life

>Hi, Daddy.

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Armus is the purest form of love and the most beautiful form of life.

He was GREATly misunderstood. Greatly.

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damn that was more than 20 yrs ago, you lucky old man

No.
No, it's enough.

two girls kissin irl

if there's a gay star trek porn thread then fuck yes i wanna be on it. where's the link user, don't tease me now

>Colm Meaney recounted hearing the now-24-year-old Hatae, who played Molly, say "Hi Daddy."
>Colm Meaney said "I got a scare when she came up to me and said that. I was like, 'No! What. Me!?' But that's my Molly, all grown up."

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>drunk irishman and jap as parents

wow you must live in one of the thousands of major cities in the western world, good for you

colm had sex with whores

they were hot
it was hot

i mean he raped no one so already better than half the actors in hollywood

WUT AM THAT EVEN MEEN??!??!??

Barclay abused _________ on the holodeck.

Spot

i hope you remembered to rules about fapping in public frien

pussy so fine
pussy so fine
trek girl pussy so fine

his own dignity

>i hope you remembered to rules

Is fucking a holographic version of yourself gay or masturbation?

Masturgaytion

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I just watched it all happen

i masturbate at home. not with public

masturbation. my twin brother has always insisted on that

star Trek promote kid killin

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I sometimes post on the toilet

Jeri "The Thing" Ryan

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It isn't gay to masturbate to yourself. In fact, it's the least gay way to fap because you aren't cucking yourself to porn or pictures of exes.

how can you rape the willing?

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Jeri "6 of 9" Ryan

*euthanizes you painlessly*

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I either watch star trek with my gf or with a group of friends.

Dukat with arms wide open! Bajorans with evil red eyes! Dukat arms wide open in Bajor! Bajorans murder Cardassians with red eyes! Dukat goes war while tear in cheek...

Shaka.

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Based

Press D to dab on deep shit mall actor's grave

user, his ass open.

mean & bullypilled

So what happened with Tarantino being a part of Star Trek? A movie or...(?!)

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What if the theater is empty because nobody but you is there to see the 2pm showing of Rules of Attraction ?

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no one here has friends or gfs

I have a best friend and a couple of old friends I stay in contact with from time to time and I get pussy pretty frequently but I'll be honest I don't have a girlfriend because I'm...let's not go into that.

is rules

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fellas, is it gay to wanna fuck your commanding officer? asking for a friend

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To be fair there was coffee in that child.

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because you're a liar

My girlfriend is really into DS9 lol. We argue a lot.

She probably likes Jadzia and Kira and enjoys those cunts' uppity antics.

jadzia dax and kira nerys are hands down the best characters

It's a maybe. I don't think it will happen tho.

you're right, i only have a daddy

When I watch star trek with my gf, we always argue over who's the cutest lol

hi

>I have a best friend and a couple of old friends I stay in contact with from time to time
i'm basically the same. and if i want to fuck a roastie i just go on tinder for a bit. but it's usually not worth it. there are no roasties i could tolerate as a gf.

julian bashir

So guys I started the original series, should I just watch everything in release order?

When my gf and I go to see Star Trek at the movies we never get to see the ending because we just randomly start make out.

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>trek this
>trek that
>trek blah blah blah
>casually mentions having gf
>ghosttown.jpg

>pretends to be new
no.

hey qt :)

My gf won't let me watch star trek because she likes star wars and action movies like john wick and fast & furious so I have to watch my treks in secret.

I'm not pretending user.

My gf likes to cosplay as TOS but I know more about the show than her.

just no.

TOS
Enterprise
DSC (don't believe this lot, it's actually really good)
TNG
DS9
VOY

Why would he leave the Enterprise for Voyager? What an idiot.

Take your fake posing and just not be here.

My gf gets horny when we watch Star Trek. Anal horny.

My gf likes ds9 but I like tng lol

Find another thread.

probably because of sisko's bbc

My gf, when she only speaks in trek references.

My gf thinks Dukat deserved better arc.

I have many female friends irl who say DS9 is a huge pile of shit.

why dont you just go fuck yourself

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My gf is 15 years younger than I am and when she starts getting antsy or restless while watching Star Trek I just squeeze her hand really hard and her body just goes limp.

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My gf hid all my Trek dvds around the house like Easter eggs. 16 discs found so far.

damn they based what their numbers

My gf had an abortion so I kicked her out of starfleet for violating the prime directive and she stopped being a doctor because she betrayed her oath

based dukatposter

My gf posts to /trek/ for me.

hey qt

My gf is Star Trek: The Next Generation, season 5, episode 22.

My gf and I enjoy star trek as a way to relax but we're not nearly as hard core fans as you guys, lol.

My gf calls blow jobs "beam ups."

Piss and shit really has been on a tear today. It's almost impressive.

My gf doesn't exist

I have a great relationship with my family and my gf's parents are actually really cool. fun fact is we all love star trek!

gf posting is the worst one yet.

My gf is Aron Eisenberg, but BF murdered him to death with meme magic.

depends on your definition of "good". im certain it will gain high praise and win a bunch of bullshit awards. Maybe in 100 years or so they'll reboot Trek properly this time. By properly I mean without faggotrey, take note CBS hack frauds.

My bf says hi

Janeway calls Harry to the ready room. Neelix is present.
>Harry you have violated the prime directive for the last time, it's time for some hard discipline.
Janeway undoes her starfleet uniform as Harry begins to cry.
>NO STOP YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
Janeway now fully nude reveals an erect 13 inch penis as she begins to walk up to Harry.
Harry runs for the door but is blocked by Neelix.
>Mr. Neelix restrain him.
Neelix grabs hold of Harry and brings him to the floor.
Picard rips Wesley's pants off and begins raping him in the ass.

My gf is such a trek nerd. she even knows the ship classes! TMi, Jennifer! lol

For a promotion, same reason Miles O'Brien left. Only cucks like Riker stay on the Enterprise.

My gf always wears primary colors when we cuddle up on the couch and watch Trek and asks me who my favorite characters are

My gf said you guys are creeps

My urine is warm on your face.

Yet. She will be born in 2221, and her name will be Britney.

My gf says hat gf posting is cruel and unusual punishment.

but i'll die

My gf is really into VOY and I'm cool with that. We click.

My gf got me into Trek now I can't get enough. Vader is so awesome!

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My gf stopped putting out

my gf thinks ENT is a pretentious sack of testicle pulp.

My gf is such a trekker, she even knows episode names lol!

i'd ask him to choke me but he's too much of a sweetheart. soft daddy boi

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painstiks with sound
4U

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if the op triggers you so much just delete the thread.

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I'd rather go fuck your closest female relative.

That is a keeper, /trek/fren.

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My gf is always using my credit card to order new uniforms! A $400 TOS science officer dress AND a $500 DS9 command uniform this month alone! Oh, honey!

best write in precautions in case him mum is dead

I honestly never even read the title of the thread or payed attention to the image until you brought it up. I thought the image was a moving gif, that I wasn't going to bother clicking on.

I read
I clicked
I keked
Thanks for the laugh OP

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You have to be 18 to shit here.

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>a moving gif
wow

I wasn't talking to you.

>a moving gif

Oooo, this is fun. My gf is Star Trek: the Next Generation Season 2, episode 1, Season 7, episode 21, and Season 1, episode 2.

My gf interrupts my Treks with lewd sexts if I tell her I'm watching Trek. Sorry gf, my lecherous description of how I'm going to rip your panties off and devour your slit are going to have to wait, Data is feeling things right now

>dat beautiful file name

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My gf can never know about /trek/.

can cancer leave?

That covers, mum, sister, wife, daughter, cousin, you name it.

yeah, lol!

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My gf gets so excited by Star Trek she starts brapping uncontrollably until she sharts

My urine is warm on your face too.

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Mid Motion gif.

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>Mid Motion gif.
Of course. Like, is there an issue?

For a little while maybe, but it always comes back to bit you in the ass.

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My gf is curled up into a blanket burrito and watching me type this. She thinks I'm texting another girl lol

An MMG, yes? So?

Best captain in Starfleet?

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china from new show

Enough. We don't need any more threads.

I shit where I want

make new

Can we go one day without some gimmick spam ruining a thread?

Stop paying camwhores, even your own, help her get a sewing machine and encourage her make her own shit.
Boooooo!mer joke follows.
My wife asked me to go to the fabric store with her, I told her,"I can't, I'm having a problem with my vision
"What's wrong with your vision?"
"I can't see myself going to the fabric store with you!"
/Boooooo!mer joke.

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>HE AND SPOCK MADE SEASON 2 BETTUR
I'm convinced that people who say that are also CBS shills.
Pike was a wet blanket the whole time, letting Mickey run all over him as if she was the captain.

Hello, fellow treksters! Will you be watching season 3 of Star Trek Discovery on CBS: All Access?

My gf shits in a toilet

It's just piss and shit, user. That guy samefags like a madman.

What do you think?

Let me handle things my way, succubus

This is the thread that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started shit posting in it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue shit posting forever because... This is the thread that never ends

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My new year's resolution is to stop shitposting.

can't stop
won't stop

it's like having friends

mine too

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My gf was Star Trek Voyager season 2, episode 6, so I made her Star Trek Deep Space Nine season 4, episode 25.

He made S2 more fun, i couldn't give a shit about Spock. Then again, i already like S1
I think he was just listening to the reasonable counsel of his crew members

nerd

I just enjoy the constant intellectual humiliation

I've seen that movie and can't help thinking it would have been a great TNG episode. Someone should splice in some Star Trek shit.

As are we all.

Do you also like having your balls stepped on?

My gf shits outside, or in the litter box when it's cold.

>get "you have to be 18 to post here"
>be 39
>tfw

My gf shits in my mouth

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...

Is that supposed to be Rom? What the fuck happened

>Then again, i already like S1
kys

Shimerman is the only one who still owns show-accurate prosthetics. The other two just have to use generic Ferengi ones, which is why they look like shit.

>star trek fan saying he likes star trek
>kys
lol

>BF
>she
You mean he.
The DS9 documentary was full of shit.

based

>I would've been okay with S8 of DS9 though.
Not with the writers they were planning on using. They didn't even know what the klingon home world was called in the documentary. The show they brainstormed sounded exactly like the shit they are doing to STD right now. They writers forgot how to write star trek and have no idea what made star trek popular. The faggot with the blue beard that was obviously 70 years old basically dug up Genes dead corpse and was raping it for money.

Barry Jenner died during the Ent posting surge

as in like where do these nudes be my dude?

just look up 'Denise Crosby nude' or don't trust me its not worth it

Ronald D Moore came up with the best ideas, he always was the best writer

Geordi.

The old writers brainstorm the pilot of a new season in the documentary. They obviously have forgotten all the lore (they used to have someone in charge of keeping the lore straight on all the old shows to ensure everything stayed straight) They forgot how to write star trek and the show they pitched was going to be action based, from the beginning to the end, with a twist ending and a cliff hanger ending. They planned on having the episode start with a federation ship captained by a ferengi (nog) getting attacked in the Delta quadrant by an unknown enemy. Nog escaping through the wormhole then cut to all the old characters in their lives after the federation. Jake sisko now on earth at his grand fathers restaurant, with a communication he ignores. He is in the shower then he sees a vision of Benjamin. Next scene you see Quark at his bar on DS9 sending out communications to everyone to "come immediately he is dying" being sent to everyone. The twist ending is the person that is dying is the hologram singer Vic Fontaine (seriously) and as everyone is on DS9 to pay their last respects to the hologram (WTF?) Nog appears through the wormhole and is destroyed. The unknown enemy is section 37 (or whatever the hell they were called).

Picard calls Wesley to the ready room. Data is present.
>Wesley you have violated the prime directive for the last time, it's time for some hard discipline.
Picard undoes his starfleet uniform as Wesley begins to cry.
>NO STOP YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
Picard now fully nude reveals an erect 13 inch penis as he begins to walk up to Wesley.
Wesley runs for the door but is blocked by Data.
>Mr. Data restrain him.
Data grabs hold of Wesley and brings him to the floor.
Picard rips Wesley's pants off and spits on his exposed butthole as
Data looks on with intrique.
>ENGAGE
Picard amorously shouts out over and over as he begins to rape Wesleys ass.
Data begins to sing Che Gelida Manina to cover the screaming.
The rape only lasts for a few minutes but to Wesley it feels like an eternity.
A horrendous stench fills the ready room as Wesley farts out Picards penis along with a mixture of blood, feces, and semen.
Picard finished with his deed whispers into his ear.
>It's better to have loved and have lost, than never to have loved at all.