Salaam alaikum infidel, one large halal popcorn coming up

>Salaam alaikum infidel, one large halal popcorn coming up.

>The Joker? That haram movie is banned in our theater!

what do?

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why is the Joker banned? there's nothing haram in it

Hey Rahjburr, wanna ficki ficki?

Salaam brother. We shall see another kino then, insahallah! Good day

There is no music in Joker?

Imagine declaring all music as illegal because some musicians made fun of you

Sounds pretty based

Mashallah i cannot have butter on my popcorn unless its hydrated veggie oil!

Wa salam alaykum my brother

Allahu Akbar may the infidels never find peace even in sleep

It is good that joker is banned, brother. We cannot let degeneracy grip our society lest we become like the westerners. Imagine: a society run by women and Jews. Horrifying. Inshallah we will never fall so low.

umm sweetie this is a first world country pls call your manager im gonna get u fired

>what do?
One word: Homeland security
Wait...

Salaam alaikum your mother you shitskin burka durka Mohammed jihad.

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>no singles (female) policy
...based?

FUCK YOU SANDNIGGER
I'M PUTTING THE CAMRIP FOOTAGE IN ALL THE THEATERS

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probably just go home and pray maghrib salah desu

Akhipilled

this is just a bad attempt.
A) Popcorn can't be haram since it's not pig meat
B) Muslim tv doesn't ban shows, it censors exposed skin on females and skips scenes with kisses and such. If there's a sex scene in the Joker movie they would cut it out

heroic

Being a Muslim must be boring as all shit.

Why do you think they're always so angry?

Of course, if you're a degenerate

Being a degerate is better than being a skydaddy pesant

Of course you'd think so, cause you're a degenerate.

>hear the loudspeakers of the kinoplex minarets calling to assemble for kinographic fatwa
>pay $26.99 jizya plus $15.99 single male surcharge (the government starts paying you the more wives you have)
>none of the movies have any animals or plants portrayed, only fractals, cause portraying animals and humans in media is forbidden by allah, only stained glass patterns
>get recruited by the kinoplex for jihad against the rival kinotorium because they think allah had a different cousin
>god is great

Ha Ha you are quite the joker yourself brother Ali Robert Baghdad

One hookah and a bag of dates as well please.

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Somebody stop him

Fuck you, Jamal. Where the fuck is Robert?

Shouldn't those be £ signs?

>designated truck driver hits only the front row again
Where do they get these kuffar drivers?

>tfw lgbt Brit now scared to walk through cities
>other lgbt Brits are same people championing diversity and immigration and then complain of the same thing without blaiming its cause

Europe is dead, user. Don’t let them take your guns