>No, Die Hard is not a Christmas movie!
No, Die Hard is not a Christmas movie!
Joseph Ramirez
Hudson Sanders
>Blade Runner is anti-immigration right-wing propaganda
Jordan Reyes
I hate you all
Anthony Lee
What is that, a soi version of Tahu Nuva from Bionicle?
Matthew Wright
Yeah, from /biog/.
But Tahu is a Chad, of course.
Jack Wilson
Such a specific fucking image
Adam Morris
>>No, Die Hard is not a Christmas movie!
So you're saying Bruce Willis is wrong?
Carson Powell
It IS a Christmas movie, chief
Benjamin Perry
):o
Matthew Morales
>It IS a Christmas movie, chief
Nope. It's a movie that takes place during Christmas.
You could change the "Christmas" party to any other holiday party and the movie would remain the same.
Me and Bruce Willis agree on this.
Or are you saying Rocky 4 is a Christmas movie as well?
Justin Mitchell
>Or are you saying Rocky 4 is a Christmas movie as well?
Yes
Jordan Rodriguez
>Yes
You're just silly.
Therefore, according to your reasoning, if any movie took place during Christmas, it's a Christmas movie.
Cast Away is a Christmas movie since it shows Christmas and Tom Hanks' character spent 4 Christmas's on his island.
Jackson Gray
BASED
Alright pal agree to disagree
Josiah Garcia
Cast Away is a Christmas classic
Aaron Turner
>Alright pal agree to disagree
So you're saying you have no more arguments in your defense?
Okay.
Brayden Smith
I’m just saying Die Hard is a Christmas movie ppw
Leo Moore
>I’m just saying Die Hard is a Christmas movie ppw
And I've offered the reason as to why it's not. No one has refuted me.
Xavier Martin
>Cast Away is a Christmas classic
See? You're being silly. You have no argument.
Colton Hernandez
>What's my favorite Christmas movie you ask?
>I bet you're expecting me to list one of the classics like Home Alone or It's a Wonderful Life
>But you see my lady, I'm not like the other men (or shall I refer to them as boys, as their minds are so underdeveloped)
>My favorite Christmas movie is a bit different, and a bit unexpected
>Have you guessed it? Of course not
>It's Die Hard
>I bet you didn't see that coming
>It's not typically seen as a Christmas movie, but it's set during Christmas and contains many themes of the holiday
>It's a subversive choice that only an intellectual like myself can appreciate
Austin Peterson
It’s a Christmas movie because it takes place during Christmas. Just like Home Alone, another Christmas movie
Isaiah Gutierrez
>>It's not typically seen as a Christmas movie, but it's set during Christmas and contains many themes of the holiday
Like murdering people. And drugs. And blowing shit up.
Eli Robinson
>he has Lego toys in his room
Zachary Williams
>Y-yeah Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie a-at all h-haha
Oliver Diaz
>It’s a Christmas movie because it takes place during Christmas. Just like Home Alone, another Christmas movie
See:
Daniel Hall
>he bases his life on what a woman thinks
Christian Turner
But Cast Away IS a Christmas movie. You’re being silly, ppw
Daniel Bailey
And you know... all the christmas paraphernalia in the WHOLE movie even right up to the end when he uses Christmas tape to secure his gun, ho ho ho I have a machine gun, all the Christmas music throughout the whole movie. It's an action movie. That is also a Christmas movie now get over it faggot.
Cooper Adams
>Why yes, I do enjoy Bionicle movies at Christmas time, how could you tell?
Dylan Scott
>And you know... all the christmas paraphernalia in the WHOLE movie even right up to the end when he uses Christmas tape to secure his gun,
Which could've been replaced with independence day bunting, thanksgiving decorations, new years decorations, st. patricks day decorations etc.
> all the Christmas music throughout the whole movie.
Which could've been replaced with any other holiday music.
>That is also a Christmas movie
Christmas is not the theme of the movie. Action is. Therefore its not a Christmas movie. It's an action movie that takes place during Christmas.
>now get over it faggot.
no. u.
Tyler King
Based and redpilled
Easton Nelson
Why yes, despite being made for children, I do find the Bionicle Movies quite lacking in comparison to the Bionicle Comics, animations, and flash games. How could you tell?
Caleb Bailey
The plot would not have happened had it not been for Christmas, and it would not have made sense for any other holiday save for Hanukkah
Xavier Sanchez
Woah, I didn’t know I’d be posting in a thread with someone this based. Thank you for the reply
Justin Gomez
>Nooooo! They Live is about denominations of people I despise and not 80s era Reaganomics!
Carter James
Based
>why yes, I do think Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie, how could you tell?
Noah Hill
Oh, and one more thing: fuck jannies!
Mason Cook
Die Hard taking place at Christmas is important to its tone because of the way it contrasts the time of festivity with the absence of traditional imagery in LA
Henry Jones
>The plot would not have happened had it not been for Christmas,
It would've happened at any other time when the building was empty for a holiday.
> and it would not have made sense for any other holiday
You mean like a New Year's party, a independence day party, st. patrick's day party, etc?
Adam Bailey
>Die Hard taking place at Christmas is important to its tone
Which is an action movie.
>because of the way it contrasts the time of festivity with the absence of traditional imagery in LA
It doesn't focus on LA because LA is not central to the story. The story could be taking place in any city with a large building. NYC, Chicago etc.
Oliver Rogers
What a strange thread
Dominic Gomez
LA I'd not central to the literal events of the plot, but the contrast between Christmas and the nontraditional imagery of a coastal big city is integral to the tone.
Bentley Kelly
>LA I'd not central to the literal events of the plot, but the contrast between Christmas and the nontraditional imagery of a coastal big city is integral to the tone.
In which Christmas could be replaced with any other holiday or completely ignored.
Because the movie isn't about Christmas or traditional Christmas beliefs.
Name me one other Christmas movie you see tiddies in.
Chase Rogers
I thought die hard took place on Christmas Eve, not Christmas