Dexter vs Patrick Bateman

Dexter vs Patrick Bateman.
Who wins?

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Epic thread, also Dexter clearly

These dubs

Dexter wins.

How bout Dexter vs Hannibal?

But has Dexter nice business cards?
Can he get a reservation at Dorsias?
And most of all
Can he get dubs?

Dexter - Brazilian jujitsu blackbelt, would smoke Patrik in under 15 seconds. Unarmed.
If we're talking about wepons, Patriks chances of survival increase slightly.

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Dexter kills other killers while Bateman killed homeless people and unarmed women. Dexter wins out.

Bateman, because Dexter only exists in his mind.

Dexter is super worried about being caught
Patrick murders people in the street

Bateman is peak physical condition

Dexter is clearheaded and methodical, Patrick is an insane psychopath with a wicked sense of humor

>Dexter vs Patrick Bateman.
>Who wins?

I don't think a single scene from Dexter can hold a candle to American Psycho. Better acting, better cinematography, better dialogues...more interesting character. Heck, even funnier.

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Dexter wasn't complete shit or anything. It was overall pretty good, but that ending man...How they ended the last season...It basically ruined the entire show.

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First to get dubs decides.
Bateman 4 me lads check em

Too late the digits of truth have been checked

Bateman didn't kill anyone. It was all in his head. Ellis himself says as much in Lunar Park.

Check'em

>Dexter is clearheaded and methodical, Patrick is an insane psychopath with a wicked sense of humor
Sounds like what they'd say at the beginning of a shitty buddycop movie style bateman/dexter film.

Op wasn't talking about the shows you mong

Tie.
Dexter won't go to dorsia and Patrick is too much of clever psycho that won't fall for any of his tricks.

Reminder Dexter used the name Patrick Bateman to get his tranquilizer drugs

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