Greatest film of all time
Greatest film of all time
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WHAT IS THIS STAR WARS?
>not Dawn of Kino
Cringe
DISHONEST
The funny thing is, I bet there are actually people who actually believe this
Nothing funny about being correct.
Blade Runner 2049 is the biggest masterpiece in the human history
definitely, might even go as far to call it kino
dude colors lmao
greatest film of all time
>Using an outdated grid from trailer screenshots.
Put some effort.
cinnamontography thread?
If your favorite film is shot in neon lights or in fake Black-and-White, you are the lowest of the low in plebness and should go back to where you came from.
And what gives you the authorization to decide that? You a filmmaker or what?
>what gives you the authorization to decide that water is wet?
Why is it so inauthentic?
Don't bother with anything Italian then it's full of neon and some of the best aesthetics of all time. You know what... fuck you pleb boy.
Is this what redditors consider good shots?
OP's grid was better
>gay anime poster
You are the reddit. Kys.
so any movie made before technicolor cant be good? are you seriously that stupid? today we learned that Breathless, The 400 Blows, Au Hasard Baltbasar, Otto e Mezzo and Dr Strangelove are the lowest of the low, I bet you like late Lynch movies
Why would you attach a pathetic manchild weeb picture with your post and immediately render your entire opinion worthless?
Kek
OPs grid is nothing but trailer wideshot silhouettes, not a good representation of a film which has so much framing and composition variety.
>"fake black and white"
>aesthetics
Sounds like they're a bunch of boring, derivative and egotistical shitpiles so fuck them
should i watch it if
>i hated first blade runner
>but liked the book very much and read it twice
>hated literally every villeneuve movie
>but like Gosling and Ford and Leto(as an actor) very much
based plot point mental midget zoomer
>Hating anime on an anime discussion forum
Based Newreddit
You're a pleb so no
Exactly. Fuck you. You don't deserve a single good rec.
>i hated first blade runner
Then don't watch this one either, they are both extremely good
>based buzzword spouting tardface
for disliking the second biggest hack (after nolan)?
Don't derail the thread and go back to your containment board, trannies.
>Seething this hard
for disliking BR
I can top that. Any more kinos like this?
To accept Villeneuve as a quality director is to garb yourself in a coat of hot pockets and video games and then writhe around on the ground in a supermarket while screeching and slapping yourself on the sides of your head.
He is cheeto dust. Nothing more. Nothing more than a hack, a useful tool for studios to trot out to say "Hey, we're making art house!" I cannot wrap my head around the adulation he receives, let alone the wide praise this has got. The film trudges from set piece to set piece, leaves us no real questions or anything to think about really.
The same bullet that kills a capeshit fan will also kill the Villeneuve fan. They come from the same root, from the same doritos stained console. They are frauds, and as a warrior of cinema it's my duty to expose the fakes and the inauthentic when I see them. I will fight with crawls and teeth until the last imposter is fallen to the ground I have about as much respect for denis villeneuve as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is video game hot pocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.
Imagine sitting next to an Villeneuve fan. The smell as he rubs the cheeto dust into his body in preparation for viewing his "based" movie. The flutter of his fedora as he tips ecstatically as Deakins pans shots in great numbers like one of his video game cutscenes. The sound of him vibrating at the hot pocket resonance every time "based" meme actor is on screen.
It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is video game. It is tarantino. It is imdb. It is coca-cola puberty. it is axe body spray. it is a white stain on boxer shorts. it is arri alexa hot dog caffeine on disney channel.
The new Waititi Hitler flick
what do you watch?
Go back, reddit newfags
Indeed
Top 5, right now.
I've been calling you weeb manchildren out for a decade straight, don't pretend like you didn’t get bullied from the get go
Yellow and blue. How groundbreaking.
note how the wasteland areas all had female statues. I guess they are saying that when women lead the world it only leads to destruction.
my top 5 would be:
1. A Brighter Summer Day
2. 2001: A Space Odyssey
3. Mulholland Dr.
4. Nostos: The Return
5.Taxi Driver
I love all of those films, BR2049 should be right up your alley
Not even good compared to the original
Sure you did, reddit
ok grandpa
How can you make this list and not love blade runner.
Right is better
>Greatest film of all time
Can anyone explain how 2049 was even better than the director's previous film 'Arrival'? At least that had a somewhat novel take on the first contact story, when it comes to movies.
>original
>posts the color corrected final cut
I love the original very much, maybe my expectations were unrealistically high going into this film
hes a hipster
he thinks hes being classy by listing some good rated old movies, hes like that girl with blue hair that tells you shes different than the other girls, no difference at all
Same. It's one of my favorite movies ever but I still enjoyed BR2049. I need to pick the original up on 4k still.
What movie?
Mulholland dr. came out in 2001, you retard
I feel asleep in the theater
Your moms bogus but excellent pussy.
Finally watched it lads.
It looked good. Prefered the original. Dragging Han Solo in derailed the whole thing. Fuck this film. Fuck you.
doesnt matter buddy
keep living in the past
What have you got against old films? I haven't got anything against new films: I loved The Favourite.
pleb tranny detected, dilate
post Sad/upset Gosling. I need more
>Yea Forums rates this trash just because of one waifu
it was probably the best film of 2017 but greatest of all time is a stretch
nothing, and i knew so did you
and the films you listed are great, but you listed them specifically to appear more sophisticated, since they are more obscure, not known by the majority of people - thus making you stand out
when you made that list you didnt list your favourite movies, you made a list that made you unique, of course you dont like br2049! its new, a lot of people watched it, theres nothing unique about that is there?
youre such a predictible simp
Faggot
I'd disagree with your point that I delibrately decided to choose obscure films: Taxi Driver, Mulholland Drive (and Lynch) and even 2001 are all very well known and regularly discussed on this board.
Was a good film until the tired old man was dragged back in. The film has none of the subtlety of the original or even Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, whilst also shitting all over the originals subtlety by undercutting it in favour of a story about some of the androids being fertile the whole time.
I really wanted to enjoy it. The original is a top film, and the book a classic. This was all style, no substance.
I thought with all the hype I'd seen on here, I'd love it. Instead it just disappointed me.
Good photography though.
Cope
Never noticed how bad the original looked in comparaison