Give me the microphone.
Listen up.
I'm sick and tired of all you anonymutts runnin' your mouths.
Every single day you come out here, you make the same damn threads. "Cringe" this, "based" that.
Well guess what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna take my mouse
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click on the post number
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna call you a faggot
(WHAT?)
A retard
(WHAT?)
A autist
(WHAT?)
A no good son of a bitch
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna solve that captcha
(WHAT?)
The one with the fire hydrants
(WHAT?)
The one with the stoplights
(WHAT?)
The one with the crosswalks
(WHAT?)
The one with the cars
(WHAT?)
The one with the busses
(WHAT?)
The one with the STOREFRONTS
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click submit
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gonna click submit
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna derail the the thread
(WHAT?)
Send all you race baiting sons of bitches home
(WHAT?)
I said I'll send you back
(WHAT?)
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
(WHAT?)
CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO
Give me the microphone
UH HELL YEAH!
AUSTIN
IN CASE YOU DONT KNOW
and I know you don’t
LOOK WHERE YOU ARE
YOU COME OUT HERE
WITH YOUR WHAT THIS AND YOUR WHAT THAT
YOUR BEER HERE AND YOUR BEER THERE
LET ME TELL YOU AUSTIN ONCE AND ONLY ONCE
THIS IS REDDIT NOW
THE FANS ARE HAPPY
THE MILLIONS OF LURKERS AT HOME ARE HAPPY
IM HAPPY
SEEMS LIKE THE ONLY ONE NOT HAPPY IS YOU AUSTIN
Great thread user, cheers!
*gets raped*
>Been there, destoyed that
lmao based, and based OP. Sorry for using "based". God bless.
Imagine grown men watching wrestling.
I AIN'T GOT TIME TO LISTEN TO YOU SHITTING THIS PLACE UP LIKE REDDIT. YOU AIN'T GONNA SHIT THIS PLACE UP AND STRUT AROUND LIKE SOME SORT OF REDDITOR.
WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? MAYBE YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME. I SAID WHAT DID YOU DO? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU DID, YOU GOT YOUR ASS BANNED. YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE, BUT YOU ARE, YOU SHOULDN'T, BUT YOU ARE. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO KEEP POSTING HERE? ILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU DID. YOU RESET YOUR IP ADDRESS SO THE JANNIES COULDN'T BAN YOU. DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL PROUD? DO YOU FEEL LIKE A HACKER?
heh, you ain't gonna make it with the wolves in Yea Forums kids
imagine watching kino
Kevin nash was raped in the unseasonably cold summer of 1992
What were you guys doing in the summer of '92?
I was in school
Then I got the phone call
“Kevin is rape”
“No”
my dad was often busy at his medical practice taking care of a man that was brutally raped after a WCW show by several unknown masked assailants.
Those aren't real are they? There's no way one man can terminate this amount of beer
WHAT?!
Raping Kevin Nash
CAUSE I'M A DRINKING AND DRIVING
>SHUCKING AND JIVING
COCAINE SNORTIN
>Yea Forums POST REPORTIN
SON OF A GUN
>WOOOOO
>So what I've done with this thread is use techniques from another board, namely Yea Forums, to provoke an emotional response in you, the users of Yea Forums/ This technique is known as "working", and it's used by everyone from the advertising industry to the American president.
Yea Forumsies are the true workers on all of Yea Forums with the best in thread psychology
Carter was a good teacher
>...
NOW I'VE WRESTLED ALOTTA OF COUNTRIES
The original pasta where he goes into the report menu is funnier because it's more petty.
kwab
Based Nature Boy
dat work ethic
For me? It's Kurt Angle.
JANNIES
YOU’RE NEXT