What I am for bros

Pretty solid action film. Be sure to at least pregame, better to sneak in the booze for sure

I had a few shots of tequila when I saw it last night

Nice, went with a normie friend in NYC last night. we did happy hour beforehand and snuck in a flask of jameson, and i had a weed vape. The small crowd in the theater felt like a Yea Forums thread, everyone laughed and cheered throughout the flick. Pretty fun and comfy overall

Woops meant for

I'd vote yes on any law to end politics in media at this point. It's ruining everything from movies all the way down to card games like MTG. It's fucking inescapable. People should be shamed or punished or made an example of in some way to stop this shit already.

>60 min corny trash that transfers to amazingly violent and unforgiving brilliance
>good ending to mixed franchise

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journos be like NOOOO I WANT ONIONS

Well considering journalists are just shitty bloggers now too don't expect it to change

My dad's a Vietnam vet those myths are his reality

Much like the holocaust, it's all a myth

Basically Tower defence adaptation with gangs of wetbacks as the attacking waves.

>edelstein
Into the pit it goes.

It's best my dude. Just finished an hour ago

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Whatever it is, I just hope it's half as good as part 4. Gonna watch it tomorrow.

holy kino

What if I loved the movie but disagree with its political ideology? By the way, I believe most of that ideology is unintentional because Stallone wanted to make a western starring Rambo and a good old western needs cowboys and indians and that's it.

He kills loads of lawn cutters

What's the point of critics when they can't be objective, even a little. Everything gets distorted by their ideological lens. Fucking pathetic. Propaganda is all they froth over.

honk honk its a clown world now

I don't think it's really about the wokeness but the stablishment trying to wash hands from the school shootings. The same "woke" critics celebrate Captain Marvel, the US army recruitment movie.

Fun fact: Like burger kids are currently losing their minds, Stallone went to Mexico to promote his movie because Mexicans hate the cartel more than gringos do. Stallone visited the young boxers, sign some autographs and shit and made some statements

gob.mx/presidencia/prensa/sylvester-stallone-convive-con-jovenes-boxeadores-mexicanos

>La clave es apoyar a las y los atletas que empiezan, y crear oportunidades para ellos; enfocarnos en los más jóvenes, nunca más dar la espalda a los jóvenes, como ha expresado el presidente López Obrador

>The key is to support the debuting athletes and to create opportunities for them, to focus on the young people, never turn our back to them, just as president Lopez Obrador said

Yeah, Stallone supports Lopez Obrador despite both are in the polar opposites of the political spectrum. To be fair, I think Stallone asked that morning who the hell was the presidente of tacoland

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Holy fucking KINO my man

Thought it was legitimately action kino. Didn't bullshit or pull any punches either with what happens to the girl. Stallone gave a great performance I'd say better than in the Creed movies. The whole ending battle is like John Rambo personified. For most of the movie I felt that it could've done with just one voice over of Trautman from First Blood but by the end I felt it was better without it because you see all of Rambo's skill and experience and misery come to the forefront on the screen. I can definitely see why SJW hate it.

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pretty well summed up, the ending credit scene is also a watch

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It was like I was fucking watching Friday the 13th all of a sudden.

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The trailer looked fucking stupid, so my guess is that this movie sucks.

>"I hated the film," Morrell posted to Twitter, agreeing with the overwhelmingly negative critical consensus surrounding Rambo: Last Blood. "The film is a mess. Embarrassed to have my name associated with it."

during the first gulf war there was a group of airmen ordering a ton of food at Taco Bell. Some random stranger paid for their meal and my mom broke down and started crying because when she was a kid my grandpa had to take his uniform off before heading home because he was getting harassed by hippies pretty frequently.

mom literally watched that stuff happened in the same military town just 20 years before so this guy can go fuck himself

I fucking hate hippies

He suddenly becomes a Mexican Jason Voorhees when he rescues his daughter, just bursting into room after room murdering one guy after another. I lost count of how many he killed, it could have been almost a dozen, because he kills the three guys in one room, then just keeps going into more rooms.

a brutal and great movie.
rambo tries to save his niece but fails and goes full revenge mode against the scumbags

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Lel these scumbags are finally letting the mask drop and outright stating they side with sex trafficking criminal scum the majority of whose victims are OTHER poor brown people.

i almost shit myself when Rambo turns on the Doors over his speaker system in the tunnel

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>sawed-off with the white phosphorous rounds

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magnesium

Holy fucking shit the critic will forget to dilate their mutilated penis over this movie

Rambo was insanely popular in South America, even the action figure line for it lasted way longer than it did in the US, and produced exclusive figures and vehicles just for the South American market. There was also Rambo themed wrestling events down there.

>What is staying on message

the propaganda is everything

What was this dumb cunt rambling about misogyny for when Rambo's entire motive was to rescue his daughter from a gang of scumbags and he said she was the only truly innocent thing he ever met in his life? Are the fucking sex traffickers ALSO supposed to respect wahmen?

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sounds like standard cartel shit that goes on in mexico, the kind of shit leftists want to import

it was honestly toned down from real life, nobody got their face skinned or balls chewed off by pitbulls

Yeah, it's pretty creepy when you see it on such blatant display. Even creepier when you remember they actually think they're doing the right thing.

A stale franchise that completely missed the point of the original film.

Unrated director's cut when?

True. I had a Rambo toy knive and bow and arrow when I was a little kid. I even called my dog Rambo

Torrent when?

This bitch is dumb as a bag of rocks, I've never watched any of her videos before and tried watching her Rambo one and had to turn it off. She thinks a metaphor about having a black heart is racist. I'm not sure how but she does, I guess any mention of the the color black must be referring to skin color. What an absolute fucking moron, I don't know how any of you guys watch this goofy slut.

>having a black heart is racist

you gotta be shitting me

Just watched it, my dick was hard as diamonds the first half of the movie just from the images of the girl beeing used as literal fuckmeat. Sex turns me off as soon as I think about it that the woman is a real human but this movie man, this was gold. I want to fly to mexico just to buy a couple of hours with a piece of pussy that gets used, drugged and then killed off after a few months.
The other half of the movie was fantastic too, Rambo killing all those spics like the pigs they are.

Honestly felt very bad for how hard the qt latina had it, getting treated like shit by her own father, betrayed by her friend, drugged, raped and OD to death, but I am glad they didn't pull any punches or sugar coat anything. Also was pretty surprised how scary Stallone was at first after all these years of him being a goofy mumbling actor.

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It's in her video if you want to watch it, I was completely floored by that level of stupidity. All this race nonsense nowadays is making some people into astounding morons, just obsessed with seeking out racism where there is none.

Either I really was immersed in this movie from how much I liked it or it's a short movie. I want to fucking see the Blu-ray and see what was cut from it. Fucking great movie.

It did feel way too short to me, I wish it had been two hours at least

Yeah, it was pretty short, it's only an hour and a half. They should have stretched it out with a few more action scenes, but maybe they made it short so it could play more at theaters and make more money.

It felt like he was giving out fatherly advise to thots around the world not to fuck around with people affiliated in these cartels in any shape or form because they don't mess around what they'll do to the common folk. I didn't expect her to actually die though, assuming the trauma would be lesson enough.

>all those times you hear Long Road playing

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What a shitty "review". I bet the movie kicks ass now.

here you can check it yourself, I timestamped it so you don't have to watch the whole thing, I know I wouldn't want to
youtube.com/watch?v=__sI77fl7ck&t=2m29s

I was really thinking about seeing this movie because of the bad reviews but now I really want to watch it.

honestly didn't expect her to die, but I'm glad they had the balls to do it

youtube.com/watch?v=8DD0mzPhVSU

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Sounds like based 80s-90s style testosterone overload kino. No wonder these s-o-i-guzzling babies fed Disney PG shit and A24 horrors where nothing happens and hate it.

Ripping the bad guy's still beating heart out and showing to him was so over the top it didn't bother me but when he broke that first guy's collarbone or whatever the fuck it was made me fucking sick

They definitely didn't pussify anything and/or make it PG-13 garbage like Die Hard. Felt like pure testosterone kino like the previous Rambo movies.

Awesome. Seeing it tomorrow.

>trumpian
Jesus Christ these people are not only lunatics they are also utterly infantile.

Nice shot of Trump's border wall in the flick too.

Damn thing is sexy.

And they said you couldn't make those anymore.

Based Stallone.

It's so funny, had it been a southern US border town rife with sexual predators, this critic would have lauded the movie as brave in pointing out these vile men.

But now it's a Mexican border town, where you now, this shit actually happens on a daily basis. That just can't be shown, because that plays into Trump's politics, so it's suddenly a terrible exploatation of, I guess, mexican cartel criminals ?

>'bastions of cultural togetherness'
kek, these critics are absolute jokes.

They managed on a fairly low budget for an action movie. It's only $50 million. If they make $100 million they'll be able to make a sequel.

first blood was pretty cool all his traps
first blood 2 was so boring and the last action scene lasted 20 minutes, it was insane and i hated it. his "love" for this girl made no sense, how he was just going to let his POWs die there instead of saving them so he could get some clockwise vag. i'm glad she died immediately after
should i watch first blood 3?

>source: my ass
If the border towns are so unsafe why does the president pretend it's a safe place for refugees to be legally kept?

Rambo 6 has Stallone in South Africa protecting a farm family

>I can't wait

Laster Blood when

I heard that in the Raimi cut there's a post credit scene where Rambo gets off a plane and looks up and sees a big "WELCOME TO ISRAEL" sign.

Why the fuck should we give a shit about a bunch scumbags who tried to break into the country? We should be impaling them along the border.

If those critic reviews are anything to go by, it looks like I'm going to enjoy this quite a lot.

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Because have a "safe second sanctuary" means they don't get to come in.
So get your propaganda straight. Are border towns glorified rape/murder dungeons that aren't safe enough to be considered sanctuaries or do the brown people have to stay in Mexico because it's safe and they got there first?

For those who have seen it, please to give me a rating out of 10. Please and thank you. I miss Sylvester.

If they pull that off zoomers will lose their shoot again because of boomers win again.I can see next Rambo movie of him creating best of the best mercs of killing scum from the border and shit.

are Yea Forums actually contrarians or just pretending to be

8 out of 10.

I was pretty confused by the chronology between 4 and 5. So Rambo comes home to his farm, his dad's dead and there's a bunch of mexicans squatting there?

6.5/10

Rambo (2008) was better. This felt like half of that movie.

What was relevent about this? It went over my head

It's not propaganda, I don't want them safe at all. We need to stop being bitches about it. If they want into the country so bad we should sterlize the women and impale the men along the border. Why the fuck are they coming here anyway?

Because it's better than having that trash in the US.

Do you think it will? I might hold off a second watch for when this is made

I just fucking choked

Because he's going back to his Nam mentality.

Rambo 4 just ends with him approaching the farm, but you don't see who's living there, just the mailbox. I don't know who these Mexicans are.

Yeah supposedly Rambo 6 (million) comes out in 2021

>I don't know who these Mexicans are.

Did he killed them?

Boomer cash in 9: Juan day at a time.

Nor did i. It's such a refreshing movie. And when he was cornered by all the guys on the roof of wherever it was he was beaten he didn't say a word. No dumb shit I'm gonna kill you mother fuckers. He was just silent. I loved it

>What I am for

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> 2019
> the director actually has balls this big

10 my dude. First half an hour didn't feel like a Rambo film. But by the end you realise it was a Rambo film the whole time

OH NO NONONONO

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Stallone says fuck you David

I guess she never heard about White Hunter, Black Heart, a film directed by another rightwing guy, Clint Eastwood

just got back.

defniately kino

hope everyone sees it. Fun little flick

Why are people acting like they are surprised that this film is shit?

Did anyone seriously expect this film to be anything other than shit?

based hippies

You baby killers ain’t welcome ‘round here, Clerus

i love rambo and im gonna watch it
but rambo isnt a fucking gov stooge like these leftie critics are trying to make him sound - he's a fucking anti establishment hero ffs

Like 8.5 out of 10 if I had to say, coming up hard on a 9

>Why are people acting like they are surprised that this film is shit?

It isn't

SOUNDS BASED AND KINOPILLED BROS. Finally some good fucking movies.

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>CG LASER SIGHTS
>CG LASER SIGHTS
>CG LASER SIGHTS
>CG LASER SIGHTS
>CG LASER SIGHTS
>ACTUAL CG FUCKING LASER SIGHTS
>LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF SHARKNADO OR SOME OTHER TRASH
>CG
>LASER
>SIGHTS

I want to belive

of course /pol/ loves a movie with violence.

thats impressive that you found exactly one shot in the movie that upset you

A HELL of a movie, awesome start to finish

Didn't this guy write a book about how his Polanski fanfiction was high art?

he really hated it, and two days ago he seemed excited to see it

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all lasers are computer generated. they're made with computers

Filthy, dumb beaner scum.

I fucking loved it far more than I thought I would. My biggest nitpicks are:

>Rambo should have killed the bitch who sold out the girl
>Should've hurt the father
>Not quite clear what the Carmen lady did to help him at the end and she's just never seen again
>Weird CG at some scenes (at the end there's a cloud of smoke I'm certain wasn't moving for a few seconds before lurching into motion)

Everything else though is certified Stallone actionkino far more than I anticipated

His version of Rambo is so far divorced from Stallone's it's essentially a completely different character and his word means fuckall

Yet you are pro abortion... Fucking hypocrite

Wait is he the guy who did 4?

he just wrote the original First Blood novel

>shitting on Nam vets

Yeah, no. Fucking commies.

Oh, the one where Rambo is the villain and the hick cops are the good guys? What a faggot.

So the movie yesterday and that's pretty much the entire movie outside of few scenes like some journalist woman recusing John after the Cartel beats the shit out of him and leaves him for dead.

>Rambo should have killed the bitch who sold out the girl

It would have been awesome but the controversy surround that would be very negative by the media.

If I ever see a vet in public, I’m going to spit in his face like the good ol’ days and then start rave dancing on the American flag

yeah of course most likely they would not have wanted to show him kill what was essentially a young adult, and anyway that fat cunt is probably dead anyway for ratting out the cartel member in the club

When you get your ass kicked, or you go to prison and nobody will protect you from your beloved pocs, we'll be laughing.

There's not one person in this thread that called the film shit you retarded little cunt

I thoroughly enjoyed Rambo IV. I'm guessing that this movie the same? I mean they used that movie as propaganda in Burma. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed First Blood as kino but I think Rambo IV hit a balance between the camp of 2 and 3 with the seriousness of First Blood.

Journalist lady gave him intel on other cartel hideouts.

My only real complaint is, as great as the finale was, it was all Rambo luring cartel fuckers into his traps. The hammer scene was fucking great and I wanted more scenes where Rambo went into their strongholds and just took them all out.

They actually had to edit the first Rambo movie to what it is now post production, the original cut was very similar to the novel but testers HATED it.

the violence was 10/10, but the first half of the movie was pretty boring. the dialogue was awful

The entire tunnel sequence is like the entire 30+ years of the Rambo character summarized, I thought they definitely would've had a flashback or something with the colonel boasting about his skills but it was really unnecessary since everyone watching the movie know what Rambo's deal is. "With guns, with knives, with his bare hands!" Sure enough that's exactly what you get.

I don't understand how they thought the cops could be portrayed as protagonists. They arrested a war hero for taking a walk and tried to torture him, then cried when he kicked their asses.

Give me a few bullet points on the differences between the film and the novel, and what the original cut was like

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I liked it better than 4.

I was a huge fan of hers. Then she talked shit about my boy tarantino and that whole bruce lee shit and how he's racist, etc. I am done with her now that she came for my other nigga stallone.

Yeah...i said nigga. What u gonna do about it?

Expendables meets Rocky meets Rambo when

It was 3 or 4 shots. Could not believe my eyes.

Well, these looked like they'd been drawn onto the frames in photoshop. You can make laser sight effects with a laser pointer taped to the prop gun and a little fucking smoke from a machine. It's a few hundred bucks at the most and this chink-produced garbage somehow could not do that.

>no pretty Mexican gf to rescue from evil cartel members

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Reminds me of this kino
1st worlders hated it for being too violent towards criminals and because muh fascism.
Everyone else loved it for the same reason.

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Rambo: Blood Diamond: Final Cut

this movie was a roided up stallone going Home Alone on a bunch of beaner cartel

To be fair, fascism is bad.

the director is a lefty tho

This is my only real problem. My friends told me I just didn't get it because this was my first Rambo film, but I felt that the way the movie was paced there needed to be more going on at the end. Finale was what, 10 minutes long? Maybe do a sequence of Rambo slowly driving the head cartel guy crazy as he stalks him through the tunnels. I just felt there needed to be more of a confrontation. Everyone went down so easy that it killed a lot of tension that was built earlier in the film. When they were kicking the shit out of Rambo at the beginning of the film, the cartel guys felt like a real threat. I would have expected their leader to have a little more fight in him.

The foreshadowing with the playing cards was absolutely brilliant.

rambo 4 ending is john coming back home to see his stuborn dying father at the family ranch waiting to see his son one last time before dying on the good' ol wooden chair
rambo 5 ending is john giving up on his father's chair

>this was my first Rambo film
zoomer alert

Holy shit

Would have been cool if they had. Like the trailer.

youtube.com/watch?v=YPuhNtG47M0

>Author is complaining how this Rambo is nothing like his Book Rambo
>Meanwhile even in the first movie, that Rambo was nothing like Book Rambo
If anything, this Rambo is more like the Rambo from the first movie
Dude sounds like a cunt.

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I legit thought he was going to break her wrist to get the bracelet back which would have made sense

I thought the dad was a bit too over the top bad but yeah Rambo should have at least pushed him hard.

Movie would have been better with a little less dialogue

7/10
was great at the drive in

he liked Rambo 4 tho

Fucking lmao

I was thinking that too but the more I thought back on it, it's better without it while conveying the same exact thing without words
That said I do wish there had been at least something about Trautman in the movie, Rambo 4 actually had him dream about him and the original unused ending of First Blood, and asking when he's going to come full circle which I felt would've been appropriate here.

I honestly forgot that there was a 4th movie. Everytime I try to remember it, all I get is tropic thunder.

Is it just me or are the trailers and commercials before the movies just getting worse, I had to sit through this fucking insufferable trailer for Bruce Springsteen's pile of shit movie whatever it is

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Because they want to hang out with that colorful, joyful attitude of yours.

He based

>I'm liberal because I'm autistic
You shitting me.

Hope we get a nice 5 movie set down the line

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I mean, you're probably right,but we should still be impaling them.

mexican border towns ARE shit holes rife with sexual predators. feel free to confirm this yourself anytime

Just saw it, 8.5/10. It was ballsier than I was expecting and did not pull its punches for the sake of a happy ending. Shit gets real.

i've only seen the first rambo. i'm glad it was a downer ending but i wish we could get them without it being a political statement just at the end like it was tacked on as an afterthought, it should have been prevalent more throughout

Twitter is mad so it must be really good and 90s racist which is nice

No, it really is real, on his twitter lolol

salon.com/2017/11/25/im-a-liberal-because-im-autistic/

racism was eradicated in the 70s, how can something be 90s racist

As in bad guys being foreigners
Now you can't be a white hero killing other races. It's one of the reasons we now get cape shit

Rambo is some good boomer core. This movie was released yesterday in Mexico and most people that were with me in the movie theater were good old boomers. I got to say I enjoyed the movie a lot, the last part was brutal and it reminded me a bit to the The Punisher, Frank Castle uses the techniques he learned from Vietnam against his enemies, just like Rambo did against the cartel scum.

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And in fact even the first film missed the point of the book.
It's funnier when you think about the entire "journey"of the franchise. All that happens is that a man gets broken by the Vietnam War, then proceeds to find himself in situations in which he's killing billions of people, and in the end that's all he's left with; he can only manage killing and taking revenge rather than preventing it entirely, even when his family is involved - and this is supposed to be a good thing rather than tragic.

Stallone's an idiot sometimes.

~Why is it always a daughter?

thats not true at all lmao

>and this is supposed to be a good thing rather than tragic.

are you a complete fucking moron?

Is this supposed to be a bad review? This movie sounds amazing

because women are literal children that need constant protection. if the movie was about his son it would have ended in 10 minutes.

>yo uncle john I need to go to mexico
>what? why? that place is a fuckin shit hole
>yea I guess you're right, fuck that

Would you rather they rape and pass around his son, then cut off his penis, before cutting his head off?

the political side of things is prevalent throughout the whole film, which was self evident at the time the film was made.
dude walking around with long hair and an army jacket, unwanted by the society he had been serving, seeing all his friends die, killing dozens and living with those memories, being trained to be a machine, tortured in a pow camp, and all of that being mirrored by the society he had left and come back to.
the speech is just him clarifying it for the retards in the audience.
seems it worked.

Based.

Leftist denial of the reality of Mexico and cartels is probably the thing I find most offensive about them.

meant for

>grace randolph
>creed was good
>creed
>creeeeeed
YOU JUST KNOW

Well yeah, if you're gonna make an ultra violent Rambo movie it should be inline with those liveleaks cartel videos.

Exactly. Some of the tricks Rambo uses against the Cartel were also used by the vietcong during the war.

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Vietnam

>cartel guys think they're all badass
>WELCOME TO NAM KIDDOS

Who will RAMBO mass murder next?

Chinks I hope

The only improvement that could have been made to this movie would be if all the Mexican gangsters were replaced with Federal agents.

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>because women are literal children that need constant protection

Chivalry has been ingrained in our minds. Sooner or later we will be free of that. Women need to learn to fend for themselves anyway.

I was willing to think Rambo was going to make her adoptive daughter to become a bloody warrior or some shit until I saw the spoilers.

>At the farm it becomes like a slasher movie, with Rambo stalking and killing like 30 guys
kino

>Women need to learn to fend for themselves anyway.
they already know how to feed themselves and hunt and gather if needed, what they can't do and will never be able to do is protect themselves from evil men.

No u

Watching Rambo 3 now. Crazy how much better it is than Rambo 2

do you see mexicans getting pissy that their strongest got beat by a white (indian-german) guy?
why do bruce lee fags get so pissy

3 is an inferior ripoff of 2 in every way

KINO

whoever the fuck he wants. Ram"bam"Margera

I wen to the theater wearing a m65 to watch this.
It was a religious experience

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Mexicans love Rambo. I'd suspect a Rambo movie taking place in Mexico might make more money there than expected.

After seeing this I really believe Arnold and Stallone really need to do one truly great kino together.
Let Rambo fight the fucking Terminator, who gives a fuck, these two are seriously like the last true actual movie stars you go to the theater for.

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Rambo II was filmed in Mexico

hispanics are very high test people

>that kill in the tunnel where the booby trap swung horizontal spikes several inches deep into that dude's face at two different levels

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Have you seen the current state of the Terminator franchise? And the Conan trilogy is never going to be completed. Arnold is finished, has been for a long time.

Yikes.

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tango and cash and matrix

Mexicans don't care about that shit, not only they hate the Cartel but love anything that is filmed or makes a reference to Mexico. They still love their subway was used for the scenes of Mars in Total Recall.
youtube.com/watch?v=DEDTKESQQQc

Back went everyone went against Mel because of The Passion, they still loved him and his next movie Apocalypto.

South America already did that idea

youtube.com/watch?v=YF2sCNUvAC0

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a Rambo movie set in Mexico that has him murdering the fuck out of cartel sex traffickers? this should be the greatest hit in the country desu

Mexican here
This was absolute fucking kino, everyone loved it

kek

>John Rambo, you are fined 6 million credits for violation of the Racial harmony statute.

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>last rambo movie is beaner-centric
>last terminator movie is beaner-centric

What did Sly and Arnie mean by this?

i want that version of the ghostbusters song

terminator has been always beaner centric

Both of them some how about Trump

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Back when*
It reminds to the "critics" that hated Rambo 4 and the Liberation Army loved it.
>The film is banned by the Burmese government. Upon release, the then-ruling military junta ordered DVD vendors in Burma not to distribute the film due to the movie's content.[45] Despite having never been released there theatrically or on DVD, Rambo is, however, available there in bootleg versions. The opposition youth group Generation Wave copied and distributed the film as anti-Tatmadaw propaganda.
>The Karen National Liberation Army has said that the movie gave them a great boost of morale. Some rebels in Burma have even adopted dialogue from the movie (most notably "Live for nothing, or die for something") as rallying points and battle cries. "That, to me," said Sylvester Stallone, "is one of the proudest moments I've ever had in film." Also, overseas Burmese have praised the movie for its vivid portrayal of the military's oppression of the Karen people.

They'd cheer if it showed white russian traffickers (which also exist) being killed but since these ones are brown its bad. It's sick

Sly said he wanted to make Rambo 5 right after 4, and you can read in old interviews that he had the same plot of Rambo going to Mexico to rescue a girl in mind a decade ago, but then he said the series is finished. Then Trump gets elected president, and soon after Rambo 5 is announced again. Kind of like how Rambo 2 and 3 were conveniently supportive of Reagan when he was president.

The Spanish He-Man theme's better

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>Rambo 4

>that spike through the wall and the ankle-height machete hole

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This

Considering how none of the negative reviews say a single word about the actual movie and are clearly just seething because it depicts the Mexican cartels as the inhuman monsters that they are - it's almost certainly a decent flick at least.

but thats a two way street and theres no actual way you can stop it from happening since these "politics" are really just "things I don't like".

lets use MTG as an example, is there actually any issue at all with some random card having a tranny on it? no, but to you there is. is there any actual issue with a card depicting slavery? no but to swj's there is. the only solution is execute all companies who pander to this shit and replace them with chads who don't listen to anything their fanbases say.

Stallone said on interviews that people wouldnt buy a guy his age beating up a lot of younger men.

The ending should have been longer and take longer to kill them.
But i think stallone didnt want to make the gore too long.

Everyone in the theater laughed when Rambo stabbed the guy with a pitchfork and blew his brains out with a shotgun

These people are such pussies. Who cares about their boring, whiny opinions.

Sounds like Sly didn't get James Cameron to work on the screenplay with him this time like in the down-to-earth First Blood II.

Last Blood only cost $50 million to make? How did they make it for so cheap?

>Better action
>Rambo actually references his history
>Rambo has an actual personality
>No appalling momentary love interest
>Overblown stupidity replaces boring stupidity of part 2
>Kino camera shots and helicopter stunts

Rambo 2 isn't better than 3. It's a threadbare blueprint for action films of the next decade. Most of which would be better

Since most of the really crazyz action is only at the end I guess

Winston

Ok guys I have a really pertinent question
HOW
GRAPHIC
IS
THE
RAPE
SCENE
are we talking irreversible and the accused level? Or is it quick cut and fade in like a marvel movie
Dont spare the details, stallone's paycheck depends on it

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>what they can't do and will never be able to do is protect themselves from evil men.

They can protect and fight evil men. It's matter of strength and experience. Biology will exceed in the near future for both sexes and the battle between men and women will continue on further.

I cannot wait until Armond White gives us the only good review of this ABSOLUTE KINO

Its supposed to emotionally manipulate you so you want to see these guys die just that bit much more, because you aren't supposed to hurt women.

Its an american thing.

>because you aren't supposed to hurt women.

I hope we have a deleted scene of Rambo murdering that so called friend lead to her daughter death. I'm sure Rambo fans would go nuts over it.

our entire lives, everybody and everything we watch, listen to, consume, like, don't like, is drilling into us that chicks are the fairer sex and need to be treated differently, special, "properly"
i don't know why, it's actually the opposite, guys are the ones who deserve to be treated nicely.

I was expecting it to be a bit more brutal based on the reviews I've read. I thought Rambo would be Funkytowning cartel members in his basement to get information on his niece. It was still fun watching him in pure anger beating their faces in with a hammer and setting off all those boobytraps on them at the end. I hope they make another movie set in Detroit.

Even crazy MEMRI memes don't say crazy shit like "Hitler never burned a bunch of Jews". Only nast liberals are so bold, to say that Vietnam vets were not spat upon.

>I should've broken your fuckin' neck!

American Sniper was a box office hit in Iraq. I'm not memeing, there were plenty of Iraqi military and police that said it was something they would watch to pump them up before they went off to fight ISIS. American critics, and Americans in general, tend to always apply their own political views over foreign peoples. The Rambo movies have always been popular in Mexico, he's just another superhero to them. Why the fuck wouldn't they love watching a superhero massacring the cartel gang members that make their lives a living hell? God damn it, I'm so tired of this hypocrisy, the same people will say "Mexico is hell on earth, we need to give these people asylum" and then decry "this horrible depiction of Mexicans as criminals!" Meanwhile, Mexicans that have to live with the gun battles and the torture and the terrorism of the cartels sit back and laugh and eat chicharones while Rambo kills cartel members.

between this scene and threatening the fat cunt Stallone was pretty scary in this one

This it would be awesome to see a Rambo murder her brutally.

Agreed. We need more female getting brutally killed and die in the frontlines.

Next World War will females on the frontlines dying and suffering like ever and it's going to be fun.

What third world shithole do you live in? That shit already bombed and was pushed out of theaters.

The only thing the critics were complaining about was the supposed racism, they had no other critiques.

>Rambo just walks right into the fucking narco block
>doesn't nope right over the balcony the instant he spots the spotter
>lets himself be herded towards the circle of 40 angry spics
Fucking stupid.

that's a nitpick I have to, I honestly thought of all people Rambo would not get pigeonholed that way or would have some plan, I thought they were trying to convey some shit like the Mexicans were the Vietcong and he was going to snap into Nam mode or something and get out of there not get the shit knocked out of him

She has that "Can I speak with your manager" tone.

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Fucking support this film and go to the theatre faggot otherwise were only going to continue on getting soi movies.

Not the one with the Pajeet, some really godawful piece of shit Springsteen himself is making, the trailer is him rambling bullshit for what felt like hours
here it is

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It was just a dumb pretense to have the shit kicked out of him and the beaner niece fucked up enough to be almost dead when he rescues her from some random brothel (why not go THERE?)
But then the movie would've been 50 minutes long instead of 75.

My BIGGEST complaint is that the movie should have been longer, should have at least shown us how Rambo killed the first brother.

Saw it with my dad today, it's pure fucking kino
this post is correct

Probably was meant to show Rambo was old and wasn't sharp as he previously was, besides being so angry that he did something really dumb. The man walked into what would be the equivalent in Vietnam to an ambush and fell right into.

>that kill where rambo chops a guys leg off before stabbing him in the neck

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TELL ME CAN I GO TO THE CINEMA WITH MY DAD WITHOUT FEELING UNCONFORTABLE WITH THIS SHIT SCENE ? TELL ME PEOPLE OF Yea Forums PLEASEE AAAAAA

That song playing at the end of Rambo 4 was top tier kino. Was the perfect way to end his story.

There's some shots but not the full thing

I spat my beer out...Thanks user! :-D

REALITY CHECK: MEXICO IS A CARTEL-OPERATED NARCO STATE WHERE GANGS LITERALLY, OBJECTIVELY, COMPETE FOR WHO CAN KILL THEIR ENEMIES IN THE MOST VIOLENT, GRUESOME, BRUTAL, PAINFUL, HORRIFYING WAYS POSSIBLE.

LEFTIST 1% KEKOLD WHITE LIBERALS WOULD LITERALLY NEVER GO TO MOST MEXICAN NEIGHBORHOODS.

so what

Sounds like pure kino

It was tantamount to trying to snatch and even torture the roofie guy from the middle of the club. He had enough patience to stalk the guy a little there, why not be smart in the narco HQ?
The answer is bad screenwriting.

This was the kind of full on testosterone brutal shit I was waiting for in nu-cinema. John Wick was okay at it but it lacked some spiciness whereas here they didn't sugarcoat any kill, this movie was fucking great.
My only complain is that it was short. Maybe the Blu-ray has some extra content.

Just got back. GO. SEE. THIS. IN. THEATERS.

I wouldn't say that about almost any movie. Absolutely fucking KINOGRAPHIC and they clearly did not give a fuck about upsetting Leftists lmfao.

Did Rambo string up the first brother with his own veins like Freddy Krueger? It went by so fast I only noticed the beheading

This movie was Stallone's testament and will that he can still go at his age. I hope the unrated version is longer and more brutal than ever.

lel

*Five to one starts playing*

>I need to be treated just like a woman because I’m so fragile.
Christ youre a pussy. Your father failed you.

Imagine still making action kino at 73 years old. Really hope he does Tango and Cash and Cobra sequel like he wants.

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Fuck, I love Cobra, specially the OST
youtu.be/d42GITLzwwY
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When I saw the scene when Rambo's daughter is driving to Mexico, I just thought about one of those latino ghetto shitholes in L.A.

Cobra and Demolition Man are his best work

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>a massively enlarged prostate of a film

I want another Tango and Cash movie!

So you thought of Mexico, user?

He was talking about Baja California

So how is Last Blood doing at the box office so far?

Just saw it, it was alright. The last section with all the killing felt really sped up. They clearly cut an absolute shitton of footage to get the movie to ~90 minutes. Waiting for a director's cut to put those scenes back.

Doing well so far

Half a hundred Mexitrash slaughtered like animals in John Rambo's murder tunnels.

>are we talking irreversible
Yeah, dude, a Rambo movie has a ten minute rape scene.

Kino

fuck jannie

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even Mexicans wouldn't be that stupid.
>oh I'll just follow him into his tunnel

>tears across the border from Texas
>Texas
Since when is Arizona Texas? This faggot didn't even watch the fucking movie.

So, it's the story of a man becoming cool?

Dave's been sucking libdick ever since Bush won.

Rambo has been cool since First Blood when he killed his first ZOG foot soldier

>Women need to learn to fend for themselves anyway.
Your tribe will not last.

Based Burger poster.

You're the kind of cunt I'd push into traffic 'by accident'.

Holy fuck pure kino

My dad did two tours with AATTV worked with MACV and Operation Phoenix. He said yeah maybe 50 soldiers got some static, but they got stacks more from WWII vets. To him it was all bantz and the 'hippies spat on me' meme is bullshit.

>giving up
Didn't watch the credits, did you? He rides away on horseback.

>I can definitely see why SJW hate it
They don't, they just see it as low-effort zero content masturbation. Just because you like candy corn doesn't mean you're getting your vegetables from that bag.

>they already know how to feed themselves and hunt and gather if needed
>fond memories of The Island season 2, where the women all nearly died of dehydration and the men had a functioning navy

Nah, every Rambo movie is the same story: they treated him badly, time for a killing spree.

10/10 for not sugarcoating everything and being realistic in how brutal things in real life were. The traps may have been kinda goofy but you can tell the Rambo character fights with a lot of heart during his last stand. A good ending to a franchise

>let's put city slickers on an island
country girls would have had the men lined up by the delicious smell coming out of their tidy, sturdy little hut. Dudes would be jostling and lifting heavy shit to impress them.

As nature intended, cities make people, but especially men, into selfish vampires. Of course the boys ran off by themselves to play while the girls failed hard, cities.

He IED'd a truck full of their homies just to get them mad enough to be that stupid.

>he didn't catch the short glimpse in the tunnels where one of the enforcers is her dad and dies
not gonna make it into spy skool fren

>Your tribe will not last.
It is fate. We all fight, we all die as one.

Simple as that.

There is nothing wrong with that you GRIDS ridden faggot

God damn this is so vintage 80s i miss it

t. Burger BLAM on psych BLAM meds BLAM cowering and waiting BLAM to be shot at BLAMin public BLAM for no reason

>melodramatic horseshit
just dig a grave and lie down in it now, save us all a bunch of whiny faggotry