Ode to Joy starts playing

>inspired by real events really blown out of proportion

I once led a church of 200 people in Ode to Joy when I was 14. I was flat on the first two notes and got really red.

>cut to seth rogan flailing his arms

featuring Taylor Swift in her debut performance as my personal fleshlight

ROB SCHNEIDER IS

DEAD

rip
*30 second long moment of silence to commemorate him as pic related is shown*

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* FART NOISES *

MY MOTHER ALWAYS TELLS ME

>reversed cymbal before every joke

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BORN IN A WORLD OF STRIFE

>THAT....
>WAS...
>:D.......

>LOUD CRESCENDO

Kek

>sped up flyby of Statue of Liberty spliced into trailer footage

*sounds of cooming over sad piano music*

kino

die hard 3? what other trailer used that?

>the sky turns red

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>and now it's time to go werewolf
>*screen fades to someone wearing joker make up loading AR-15*

... IS GOING TO THE DOGS!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=3vuP5RzIrbo

CUBA
IS
BACK
>cut to who let the dogs out
AND HE’S RELEASING THE HOUNDS

>Melissa McCarthy falling down and making a noise
ALL YOUR FAVORITE GIRLS
>Amy Schumer farts and makes a face
ARE BACK
>Leslie Jones screams like an ape
AND THEY ARENT
>now Melissa McCarthy farts and makes a face
>HOLDING
>everyone farts
BACK

Ode.....
To......
GOY?!
>record scratch