What was the craziest thing you snuck into your local kinoplex?

Roberts infant son

Me? Probably the crab legs.

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For me, it was the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

Your mom

at the last star wars movie I snoke some food in

Some cocaïne, because I arrived drunk.
Used some in my seat because I figured it was to dark, people probably noticed.

One time I snuck in 4 cheesy double beefs from taco bell

Same only shrooms. Then the screen malfunctioned and the theater attendants had no idea what to do, so I spent the entire time thinking I was just trippin too hard to see the movie, walking around the theater.

I tried to sneak in a burger one time and the ticket taker guy smelled it on me and made me take it out of my pants and throw it into the garbage in front of all my friends, it was fucking humiliating

I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters & a black teenager shouted 'this nigga eating beans' & everyone laughed.

Let me guess...Taco del Rey

a bottle of Skyy vodka

I often sneak liquor in and share with whoever is willing. I make up for it by buying a cherry cola as chaser. Our theatre has a great staff that dont give a shit

i hope that's true

but realistically what the fuck they gonna do? pat you down? unless it's in your hand they can't say shit.

I often bring an entire five pound bag of taco bell in with me.

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Weed in a dry herb vaporizer.

At my flyover state kinoplex they let people walk by with full pizza boxes on weekdays.

I did see a guy bring in boxed waffle house left overs with a flask.

>chasers
why do people wash off the nice warm burn

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>don't have the right to do that unless they literally cannot deny you service
Not the same guy, just curious what in the almighty fuck that means?

He made me take my pants off while I was in line and walk the burger over to the trash can and made me put it in the trash

two lactating cambodian immigrants

my magnum dong

I went on a double date and the other girl was hotter than my date so I told her I liked her more and she said that was mean and she was going to tell her friend (my date) and I said go ahead and she did and then my date got upset with me but I didn't care cause she was kinda fat.

I snuck in some almonds

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Right?
What the fuck.
I also don't bring anything anyway, I can go 2-3 hours without fucking food.

It means (they) a private business has the right to deny (you) from bringing outside food and drink

a free business would be allowed to make any rules it wants

I mean any business should be able to kick you out, so bringing your own stuff in isn't a right. The fact that they don't probably means that their ticket prices are higher to compensate for lost concession sales, since it's very hard to sell tickets at American prices and turn a profit.

Copy that.
Just couldn't wrap my head around the phrasing.

Sometimes people just want the comfy feeling of booze instead of relishing the burn, user. Different times/scenes call for different plays.

A mattress. I put it in between the walls of two cinemas so I could live there for a while, doors on the fire escape didn't work properly so employees could go out for a cig. Could come and go without too much difficulty, wake up hungover and slip into the morning session.

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>not bringing in a true class Grande Meal from Taco Bell, complete with an assortment of 10 tacos, Mexican Pizza, and Nachos Bellgrande

>loaded baked potato

Ypipo be like

I will and have done so in the past, report anyone bringing outside food or drink to the manager. Buy popcorn and drink like the rest of us and stop trying to cheat the system, i hate your kind.

jar of gherkins

why not eat beforehand? who the fuck wants to eat an entree while they're trying to watch a movie?

Enjoy living in a not-so-free country and being brainwashed into thinking it's a free country

I'd shot that communist bastard

A raw liver. I then decided I didn't want it and launched it at the screen

I'm sorry man, thats rough, you had to see Cars 2

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Are those fucking olives??Holy shit,what a man of taste

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A bag of doritos. Could tell the other patrons were mad when I kept eating during the quiet scenes. It made "a quiet place" more immersive in my opinion.

Why would any country that's not first-world care about bringing food into a theater?

pfrrtt hahahah underrated

Fireworks.

youtube.com/watch?v=55EWHflRTZg

Poos are fucking insane

Here in Sydney, back in the day there were three cinemas on George Street next to each other - Hoyts, Greater Union and Village. Hoyts had a McDonald's underneath it, so it was common for people to eat there before or after a movie. But a lot of people would just get their order to takeaway and have it during the movie. For a while Hoyts tried to stop it and had a sign about bag inspection before entry but far too many people would just threaten to get a ticket refund and go to their competitors. So they gave up. But there was also a supermarket and other places like KFC close by, so it was rare to see someone in any of the theatres without any food or drink. Craziest thing you could bring in would be something actually bought from the cinema snack kiosk.

I used to usher at a theater so I thought I’d list some that I’ve seen
>a trash bag full of ice and empty wine coolers (in a showing of the Bad Moms Christmas movie)
>about 6 empty little containers of Fireball (in a showing of Zootopia)
>dozens of other containers of alcohol, even found a few unopened bottles of cheap whiskey in my time
>a bucket of KFC chicken (sides too)
>a rotisserie chicken
>pizza boxes
>any kind of fast food really, especially from nearby restaurants
>baked beans that had been mixed into our popcorn and dropped on the floor in multiple
>microwaved popcorn
>a hard boiled egg
Man, I miss that place

Superpower by 2030

This!

>go to food court
>order large curry from A Taste of India
>beef vindaloo fucking nummies
>brown stringbean behind the counter says "I hope you enjoy"
>fucking immigrants stealing jobs
>walk up to the cinema
>order my tickets, choosing my seat specifically to be at least 1 chair away from anyone else so I can relax
>walts past ticket checker
>"Hey I need to check your ticket"
>laugh and apologize "you win this time kid"
>he looks at my steaming hot vindaloo
>"You can't take that in sir"
>laugh again "haha okay you got me this time kid"
>turn around and put the rectangular box under my shirt
>it feels really hot on my tummy
>walk to the room where they have the movie in at
>lights have already dimmed but I find the right row
>sit down in my specifically chosen seat
>what the fuck
>why am I so hot
>my dick feels so hot and wet oh my god
>realize curry tipped under my shirt and pants
>spicy vindaloo sauce is fucking everywhere, on my dick, my upper arms, the seat, the floor
>movie is starting
>don't want to sit through 3 hours and 7 minutes all sticky and hungry
>start shoveling vindaloos chunks out of my boxers and into my mouth
>it's too hot and I spit it all over the seat infront of me
>fuck it
>keep eating, I try licking vindaloo off my arms but it just makes it worse
>I now have curry on my nose, mouth and shoulders
>finish all the beef chunks I can salvage and enjoy the rest of the movie, keeping myself full with a bag of Maltesers
>lights come on
>everyone stares at me
>I only now know the full extent of my feasting
>there is brown stains over the whole area, it's sloppy and chunky and I have it all over me
>cross my arms to look like I don't care and leave

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I sometimes bring the flask. If the movie is longer than 120 min there's a high chance I end up drunk.

A swimming pool

People like you should be lynched

flavoured lube for the prostitute I brought to suck me off with

These bad boys

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>>baked beans that had been mixed into our popcorn and dropped on the floor in multiple

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holy wall of mex stopping tldr
on a scale of 1-10, that was potato

Jenkem, dip and my vape

A frozen raw steak. I just left it there.

Little girl I keep in cage.

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I stuffed a whole double cheeseburger in my pants when I went to see Snakes on a Plane,

I pulled it out after the previews...and it was still perfect, not fucked up at all. One of the best movie experience of my life tbqh.

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based

I used to have Chinese delivery taken to the fire exit before the Big Guy shooting and they put alarms on them.

like 6 guns. I wasnt getting shot after the last time.
>glock19 at appendix
>czsp01 in shoulder holster
>Amt backup in left ankle
>kahr mk9 in right ankle
>1911 at 4 o clock
>s&w model 36 in jacket pocket

it was amazing

Lightweights

I watched Grindhouse with an Altoid tin full of blow. Only about 7 people total so I don't think anybody cared.

>sometimes
Everytime. I don't see how you can end up drunk with a long movie. I walked out of It Chapter 2 the most sober after a movie in the longest time.

121326916
tripfag is an altoid tin full of cancer and a full blown liar, you vastly exceed the definition of "larp", ma'am
filtered

I snuck a footlong tuna sub in once. Had it hidden under my jacket

YES

TIL putting olives on your baked potato isn't common in other parts of the world

absolutely based

>le epic made up snuck muh food in story, its outlandish!
Holy based!
fucking kek
yassssss
based!

>I snuck in some almonds
based

f(ifth)pbp
I take in maybe a bottle of water and that's it

4 big cans of cider. Needed a massive piss towards the end but it made the film even funnier.

>stay the fuck home
If nobody bought concessions theaters would go out of business. Their box office profit margin is almost nonexistent.

>grandma likes penguins
>sister and I take her to see Surf's Up
>grandma brings old lady trolley
>we go into the cinema and sit down
>grandma start unpacking the picnic she had stashed in the trolley
>sandwiches
>pies
>pasta
>thermos of tea and coffee
>we feast while watching the movie

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A bottle of vodka when i went to see "Don't Mess With The Zohan" with a girl.

Now you made me realise I never went to the movies with any of my grandparents. Hell, I've never been to the movies with my parents either.

My thoughts exactly, why anyone would want to do anything besides watch the movie their playing to see while they are literally in the theatre is beyond me.

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>obese underdeveloped man child
you mean you're fat with shit metabolism that can't even enjoy a snack without gaining weight lmfao faggot

this, shit was so annoying when I went to see Ad Astra.

a baby and eat it
youtube.com/watch?v=qDVSI2LkG3I

this, and most moviegoers in my city are international students with backpacks so nobody searches your bags ever

A girlfriend.

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I always carry at least two of these bad boys.

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>you are only really free if corporations tell you what you can and cant do

Nathan?

Two Bag Jimmy

>go to someone else's house
>take a shit in it
>WHOA WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T DO THAT, FREE COUNTRY AIN'T IT?
It's not your.private property, you have to obey the laws of the person whose private property it is

Bottle of wine.

>What was the craziest thing you snuck into your local kinoplex?
12" subway sandwich

My friend had me beat. He snuck in a cocktail shaker filled with a martini and a martini glass to a 007 movie.
The entire theater smelled it.

so this is the best mcdonalds pr can come up with

I buy a ticket and get the ticket and a receipt, a written promise of getting a service in exchange for money. What part in that contact does it stipulate no outside food or drink?

I hate megacorporations with a burning passion, try again

>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES AND BUY OVERPRICED POPCORN LIKE ME!

if you dont come up with better shill lines your manager wont tip you any more burgers

>dis nigga eatin a loaded baked potato

>watching a movie on k

Must have been interesting

>""""land of the free""""
>can't bring in the fast food you want to theater
I hate america bros....also movie theater popcorn is shit. literally worse than microwave popcorn

>What part in that contact does it stipulate no outside food or drink?
The rules posted somewhere in the lobby, most likely.

My kinoplex has a sign on one of the front doors that says "no outside food or drink"

>The rules posted somewhere in the lobby, most likely.
Never have I seen a sign saying anything like this.

>Never have I seen a sign saying anything like this.
Why don't you look?
Or bring some snacks in and argue the fact with the manager.
Be sure to record it on your smartphone so we can all see.

a bottle of red wine

an entire 40" pizza, slice by slice, between my ass cheeks

coke is THE most overrated drug to ever exist

>wow i'm so free i can bring in my cuck food
>cant bring his guns to the theater
pathetic

An African Elephant

>noooooo!! think of the profits!!!!

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i don't have to sneak food in i just walk right past them with a bag of burgers and nobody questions it

>>cant bring his guns to the theater
Most businesses cannot deny your right to conceal carry a weapon on the basis of you conceal carrying a weapon.

They can however deny you from entry just because they feel like it.

Yes, there's a loophole in the law.

Why didn't you eat the whole thing while holding up the line

A theater gets most of its profits from its concessions. Most of the box office goes to the studio.

.t someone who used to work in a theater.

Anyone who does this is crying for attention.

>Takes out food from outside the theater from jacket
>Smirks and looks around to see if his friends or people around are watching him
>No one notices
>Makes a joke about needing a fork to his friend but loud enough so people in the area can hear him, gets a fork and napkin from pocket any way.
>Makes extra loud nose when opening container while the green screen for the next trailer pops up on screen.
>Starts eating loud

I take my katty on a lead he is my best fren

A burlap sack full of angry, angry rats.

yeah were all aware you retard

Nothing crazy but snucked some peanuts and beer in the last tarankino flick

Because they don't like drinking, they just like being drunk. They also drink cheap garbage alcohol because lol drunk is drunk amirite

So a few years ago, after throwing up cheap buttered popcorn and Hi-C Fruit juice into a movie theater sink during an IMAX showing of bald Matt Damon goes to Space, I vowed to stop eating movie theater concession crap.

It took me some time, but the best thing I smuggle in now is a large Pomegranate. I make sure it's chilled and it takes about 30 minutes minimum to eat the entire thing, sometimes I spit the seeds out.

It makes a horrendous mess and the peelings get everywhere, they're waxy and tough to sweep and it brings me extra joy that some wagie has to struggle to clean up my healthy, free, mess.

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burrito bowls with chips, from chipoltle. That was fun.

theatres explicitly state that there is no outside food or drinks.

These nuts

absolutley based

Pretty much. I just buy a bottle of water in case I get thirsty and I usually don't even open it. At most I get a packet of m&ms.

It always gave me a chuckle that "the land of the free" is the only place except weird shitholes like Saudia Arabia where the movie plot of "town outlaws dancing" actually worked. Dry counties are just plain weird.

>going to the cinema to watch The Last Blacksmith(1978)
>bring my mini anvil with me because the more popular anvils are 300 pounds and too heavy for me
>while waiting for my ticket I see people smirking at my small anvil and murmuring with their friends
>the cashier is trying to hide her smile while selling me the ticket
>finally get to the theater
>set my anvil down, feel relief as it's quite dark and people can't see it
>the movie is excellent so far, people are clanging their anvils with hammers in approval
>intermission rib time starts
>people begin to unload ribs from their bags and a pail of BBQ sauce is passed down the rows
>I'm sitting in the top corner so the pail is empty when it reaches me
>the guy handing it to me said not to worry because the sauce "was a bit heavy anyways"
>try to awkwardly laugh it off
>movie resumes, it was quite good with nearly 5 minutes of crowd anvil hammering at the end
>as I get up to leave my shoelace is trapped underneath my anvil and I fall down and smash my face on the stairs
>the usher parrot begins shrieking "BUTTER SHOES, BUTTER SHOES!"
>everyone starts howling with laughter and clanging their anvils

Name two movies where this happened.

I regularly sneak in McDonalds double cheeseburgers and vodka to put in my kino shop coke in my backpack.

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when I saw the Simpsons movie I snuck some food in (formerly cheed)

I snuck my weiner into my gf during boring movies

movie theatre popcorn is the best

Footloose(1984) and Footloose(2011).

Something like these things.
>watching Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within with gf
>she's bored out of her head, starts rubbing my dick
>we fuck
>lights come on, she stretches and asks why I picked such a bad movie
>single mother with three kids in tow leave from an aisle near the front
>we power walk/jog outta there
Good times.

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If you don't sneak in alcohol when watching movies you're not living life to the fullest

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I once snuck an astrolabe into a screening of the new Jumanji featuring Dwayne Johnson and Jack Black.

You goddamn asshole. I forgot about the remake. Now name a third movie where this happens.

>local cinema doing extended backround checks now
>takes 2 weeks to get a decent seat next to the designated shooter

I enjoyed this more than I thought I would.

Yeah we would do it during bad movies and leave afterwards lol

The Elmore City, Oklahoma documentary I'm working on.

And they also have the right to allow you to bring outside food and drink.
I'm not seeing the issue.

um, yeah...i'm think based

absolutely based

ur mom

>>cross my arms to look like I don't care and leave
lol

>friends drop me off at kinoplex because I'm drunk at 10:30 in the morning again and I need to "SOBER UP FUCK WE GOT [that thing] TONIGHT FUCK SHIT someone check him to see if he has anything on him user where's the bottle where is it check his pants no inside his pants i know he has a pint on him somewhere goddamnit I swear to god user I am dragging your fucking ass to rehab next week I swear to god fuck"
>have a grand time sneaking into movies all day
>vomit all over the place during The King's Speech, 8/10 movie highly recommended
>friends show back up, get kinoplex staff to search for me
>asleep in the handicapped stall
>they dump cups of water on me, I start screaming bloody murder
>go do [that thing], bitch the whole time about wanting to go back to the movies because [that thing] is boring as fuck
>strike up conversation with [people] about King's Speech, sing its praises, they reply that they were skeptical but might check it out
>[that thing] was huge success, [people] call up friends to say bring me around more often
>friend starts complaining about "alcoholism" and "ticking time bomb" and "check him for a pint I smell whiskey goddamnit"
Good times.

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Alcoholics deserve to hang.

>Being so weak and pathetic that you can't even handle popcorn

any one who ever asks to “speak to the manager” is a true piece of shit

t. ragie wagie

What, did your alcoholic daddy hit you a little too hard a few times? Maybe you should've stopped being a little faggot, he only hit you because he loved you and wanted you to stop being a little faggot and be a sport and get him another beer.
youtu.be/FRdIXmfm6PA?t=113

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I've yet to meet an alcoholic that wasn't a worthless piece of shit. At least junkies have the common decency to hide in the shadows. Alcoholics are proud of their addiction.

Hit the nail on the head, I see. Don't worry buddy I can be your daddy

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This. I like to LARP as a true alcoholic bum when I go out of town. I dress in ripped up clothing and make sure not to shower the day before. I wear a big coat over it but take it off when inside. I drink lots of strong smelling whiskey and make sure to spill some and make it run down my chin while I giggle. It always gets a few laughs and roasties are looking scared so that's a bonus. Sometimes I'll bring a needle with me and pretend to shoot up, but last time I did security removed me.

>being a fag on top of an alcoholic
lmao

Goon bag in trousers. Not too wild, but it's a good way to smuggle alcohol into places where you're not supposed to bring any.

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My sides are in fucking orbit

not even that snowflake you're responding to, but fruit ahoy. imagine being a straight man and having this image on your cellphone
hope you're femanon, or your father has passed on (he's gonna be upset)

>>Being so weak and pathetic that you can't even handle popcorn

I was hungry and didn't want to eat an $8 hot dog or $11 pretzel (IMAX Prices) so I figured I could hold back my hunger pangs with a large popcorn (shared with 3 other people) and a giant HI-C Fruit punch - was really thirsty, it was 108 degrees out and drove 2 hours to the IMAX.

They put too much butter on the popcorn and the HI-C was a poor choice - should have just drank water.

I had to get up 20 minutes into the movie and hurled all over the sink in the handicapped bathroom.

This wasn't the first time I haven't felt good after eating at a movie theater - this was 10 years in the making (I don't drink soda often and am used to making my own "gourmet" popcorn at home without a gallon of salt and butter).

The Pomegranate is the most kino and patrician choice of movie fruits. It makes you work a lot for a little reward over and over and over again, and it's high in vitamin C and makes your breath smell good. The only drawback is that it can stain your nails if you don't wash your hands right away (within an hour) of peeling, so bring a few hooters wing wipes with you to clean your fingers.

Also, shove my balls in your mouth your fatfuck capeshit lover

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Only one raging is the pathetic beta male who is taking 'revenge' on cinemas because he was too weak for popcorn.

>black olives
I sure hope some incel shot that theater up

Bullshit, cinema in that building McDonalds is in must have been 50+ years ago or some shit.

I am 40 and I only ever saw two cinema there. There was a third cinema on Pitt st. Get off muh Yea Forums granddad.

>Also, shove my balls in your mouth your fatfuck capeshit lover
>drives 2 hours to see some IMAX shit
Was the irony lost on you?

>calls user a fag while phoneposting
This is one of those pot calling the kettle nigger moments

be careful not to drop those almonds or there go yo last suppah

this

i’ll buy the same boxed candy they have at the theater for $1 at the grocery. sometimes i’ll still buy popcorn at the concession

>and enjoy the rest of the movie

McAlister's sucks dick but their unsweet tea is delightful

>>Also, shove my balls in your mouth your fatfuck capeshit lover
>>drives 2 hours to see some IMAX shit
>Was the irony lost on you?

This is where you get BTFO. So put away your anime and "have sex" reaction images you contrary little faggot.

I live 2 hours from IMAX, but I was visiting family and staying the night at a relatives, the movie was just secondary to celebrating familial relationships and having a good time (which you don't have and don't do because you're a fat incel who rage poasts on chans all day in between wage slaving).

Bald Matt Damon space city cyberpunk is NOT capeshit. Learn to read, have sex and kill yourself

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Ok Dwight

myself, because im a retard of epic proportions

You're right, it's worse. It's sub-capeshit level "scifi."

Loaded?

Redditors are loving this post. Good job

He is just a contrarian troll begging for (you)s. Nobody feels warmly towards extortionate cinema chains and Hollywood.

goon tiddy
discreet, cheap and refreshing

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>Altering the story in an attempt to seem less pathetic
>Poor reading comprehension
>Seething insults
Starting to sound more like a Pajeet-Burger than just plain Burger.

>You're right, it's worse. It's sub-capeshit level "scifi."

Doesn't retort any of the other points because they're true.

Has anyone else been so correctly stereotyped and utterly destroyed here lately?

>You are a loser
"yeah, but that genre of movie is like worse than capeshit, so there"

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWw

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you are one very confused monkey
we'll chalk it up to your imminent period
don't at (Me) again ma'am

I had a friend bring two foot longs and two beers in by wearing a hoodie and putting them in his sleeves

why do so many people here lie about having friends?

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You're thinking of the maccas at Circular Quay aren't you? It's not that one. The post is talking about the cinemas that used to be at Town Hall. Village got knocked down, Greater Union and Hoyts merged buildings into what is now Event Cinemas. Dunno what is downstairs now but the maccas just moved across the road.

Do people really do shit like this?

my happiness

>the redditor shows his true face and resorts to reddit spacing
lmao

I remember you.

Getting most of their profits from concessions does not mean they aren't making a shitload from ticket sales as well.

If they want to make good profits from concessions, they should price them fairly, and then everyone will have no problem with it and buy tons of them happily. There is a twisted logic applied that they should be able to charge 3 times as much or more, and you should just accept it.

If cinemas feel they are not making enough money from running a cinema, they can take it up in negotiations with the studios, who are making an absolute killing every year.

That used to be what unions were for in the good old days before conservatives broke as many of them as they could to increase profits.

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>snucked

Y-y-you too
>t. healthy at any size

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>If cinemas feel they are not making enough money from running a cinema, they can take it up in negotiations with the studios, who are making an absolute killing every year.
>That used to be what unions were for in the good old days before conservatives broke as many of them as they could to increase profits.
Fucking this. If enough cinemas got together and raised enough fuss by boycotting certain studios then those studios would be forced to the table.

8/10. Would making angry clanging noises to again.

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i once brought in cans of guinness with my own pint glass to pour it in

One of the few times I wish men could use purses

> (You)
>>the redditor shows his true face and resorts to reddit spacing
>lmao

When the eternal summer fag resorts to reddit spacing insults, the battle has been won. The only thing sadder than this is one of those pixelated bait images when someone's obviously lost the argument.

Recap:
1. you are a loser
2. your banter is subpar
3. you lost here, and lost at life.

Enjoy stuffing your fat face with movie popcorn with your wageslave tokens dummy.

POMEGRANATES RULE

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Next time you see your psychiatrist (all redditors are mentally ill) you should mention your unhealthy (sexual?) obsession with fruit.

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hurrr muh day ov th rope.

the most blatantly homosexual writing since perez hilton died of cock poisoning

Tie the nozzle to the back belt loop with a rubber band, and let it hang under your belt like a real pro. Even if people think you have a prolapsed rectum, it's worth it.

>MUH BASED POST
Stop samefagging pal

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God damn it you got my hopes up the gigaqueer was actually dead.

I just do the regular thing where half the bag is in my trousers with the tap right next to the fly and the upper half is duct taped to my stomach so it just looks like I have a bit of a beer belly and I can access the tap by undoing my fly. Never gotten caught.

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Is this really something worth sharing? Everyone fucking sneaks food into movies.

>Or bring some snacks in and argue the fact with the manager.
>Be sure to record it on your smartphone so we can all see.
And don't forget to repeatedly yell "AM I BEING DETAINED"

Nothing too crazy.
I had a hole in my jacket pocket, which went into the interior, so I could easily just push in a couple of 1.5liter bottles.
I think I smuggled in 3 liters of soda and a couple of bags of chips once.
That was when some resident evil movie was in theatres ages ago though.

Some indian guys snuck whatever goop they eat, and the whole theater smelled so bad after that.

>OMG CAN'T YOU JUST LIKE NOT EAT FOR 1 SECOND LOL YOU FATASS. IM TRYNA WATCH MY CARBS I DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THAT WHILE I WATCH MY MCU MOVIES

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Watching movies while eating is enjoyable retard.

loaded potatoes are gross
you cant even taste half the shit on there, its too much at once

Is there anything as good as watching youtube vids of sovereign citizens getting BTFO by the tazer? I can't believe more of them don't get their stupid asses shot walking into police stations armed with rifles to pick a verbal fight and all the other stupid shit they do.

>Is this really something worth sharing? Everyone fucking sneaks food into movies.

Yes. There are ZERO pictures of anons eating crab legs in a movie theater despite all the movieplex crab leg memes.

These threads will end when people finally start chowing down on crab legs IRL with photographic proof. I can't believe I haven't seen a movie wage slave snap some pics of crabl leg shells on a floor in 2019.

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In uk Kinoplex Vue you can take own drinks /food in , But I got the runs an shit on the seat then moved and someone sat in it

No, you have it wrong Ozpleb. Back in the day the cinema used to be in the building on the other side where McDonalds is near the graveyard of Planet Hollywood. That's why the building is all gilded and full of baroque architecture and shit even though it is only a McDonalds.

There were two village cinemas, one on Pitt st and one on George. The one on Pitt was meant to be more highbrow with foreign films etc.

Check out the 80s nostalgia I just found-

pastlivesofthenearfuture.com/2012/04/03/greater-unionevent-cinemas-george-street-sydney-nsw/

rossthorne.com/theatres/lost.html

rossthorne.com/downloads/Hoyts_Centre_.pdf

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You blow your faddah wit dat mouth?

au contraire

pretty weird but I find home cooked indian food really good yet the smell of indian restaurants to be nauseating
like smelling your own farts

>familial
keks murica edujacations

ok poo

He actually did it. The absolute madman.

What the fuck do you think that word means? He's a retard but he's using the word perfectly fine.

leave the anal dwelling pomegranite loving pickle pirate be, he's a little teste at this time
also zhe will claim this is a samefag, up to you to prove it either way silent jay

>get time travel drunk at buddy's house
>car won't start in the morning because i'm still piss drunk when i wake up and i have an ignition itnerlock device in my vehicle
>need to kill about 4 hours till I sober up
>walk to local movie theater and purchase ticket
>next I walk across parking lot to a Jack-N-the-Box
>order roughly $27.00 worth of food filling an entire to go back to the brim
>go back to the theater
>I say, "may I eat my meal in your lobby before the movie starts? It is quite cold outside"
>they agree and instead I walk straight to the screening room and find a cozy seat away from everybody
this 100% of the time works--no exception.

live a little user

my anvil because I didn't want to pay the stupid 2 dollar anvil surcharge.

My gun.

You absolute fucking idiot. At least you made me laugh.

You realise that instead of getting asked to leave for sneaking booze in somewhere or just having to tip it out and being allowed to stay, you increase the risk of getting the shit kicked out of you/arrested as a public masturbator or urinator.

>Ignition Interlock
>$27 of fast food
You're a fucking degenerate.

I once snuck in my dick.

Maximum comfy. God I'm jealous of you and granny.

That's a rape

I get a few of these along with Goobers at Target because they're like a $1 and it's next door to my theater along.

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It's comfy to eat during a flick.

Me? I'd serve crab legs.

LOOK AT THE FUCKING SIZE OF IT

IS THIS A GMO POTATO

I fucking love Lunchables

they don't want you bringing in food because you're a slob who never picks up after himself, but the teenage geeks at the counter don't care enough to stop you.

>
>>Ignition Interlock
>>$27 of fast food
>You're a fucking degenerate.

Bro, if you think this is degenerate, you obviously did age 23 completely wrong. Now, if user is in his 30s+ and this is his life, he's got bigger problems than moviefood and degeneracy.

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Mate the first link you posted shows the cinemas that were being mentioned at the top of this chain. There's even the bloody maccas sign on the Hoyts building in the picture. I don't know why you're bringing up all the unrelated ones in an attempt to prove it wrong or whatever.

That's the beauty of it. If you do it next to a bush or at one of those outdoor urinals they have at some music festivals everyone's just gonna think you're taking a leak.

>LOOK AT THE FUCKING SIZE OF IT
>IS THIS A GMO POTATO

Now now, some potatoes are growers and not showers, let's not assume that potatoes genetic gender

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I never said it was wrong. I remember Village on George st. I am saying there were two villages, and before any of those, there was a cinema across the road. I don't remember McDonalds being under Hoyts though.

I didn't have to sneak it but a loaf of bread and a bag of chips, as in the British chips wrapped in paper

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME REGULAR STARCH WITH YOUR DEEP FRIED STARCH

in mutt traitor language

Cope Murica , kek triggered.

I hit a dab pen consistently for most of Aquaman and left the theater and my popcorn on the ground halfway through

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People who use chasers don’t really drink or are lightweights from what I’ve found. If you use chasers to prevent nausea it’s double retarded because now you have double the amount of syrups in your stomach

Fuckin nostalgia as fuck shitty cinema.

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Hard to find pictures of it for some reason, I guess I'm not using the right word structure for Google to take pity. Best I could find was this.

mobile.twitter.com/oldshopsoz/status/948000814307487750

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this why airborne are worthless scum bird shit dropping from the skies

crims 101

Christ we were right to export you crims

I always get a bunch of McChickens, unwrap then in my car, rewrap them in paper towels (so they can be opened without loud crinkling in the movie) and I put one in every pocket of my jacket

a bucket friend chicken and icecream, for the same movie.

Ok chink.

My gf snuck my dick into her mouth at the premier of that star wars movie with childish gambino if that counts

Wow cool thanks. That was taken a few weeks before I was born. I am sort of thinking they had a mcds on both sides of the street opposite each other for a while. I don't remember it ever not being on the opposite side of the road in the old cinema.

Made me laugh out loud in public.
Good job, user.

>lives in a shitty country without zebra skins in the foyer

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Believing businesses and corporations has more rights than people makes you the biggest cucks of all

this. fuck whoever created the retarded eating while watching movie meme

She was thinking about Childish Gambino the whole time if that counts.

A chicken breast with some pasta and green beans.

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Guess what preview is playing.

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That would be the cinemas themselves.

That's a tiny screen.

>Buy popcorn and drink like the rest of us and stop trying to cheat the system
You're the only one who actually does that user.

For you

It didn't seem like it at the time but it really is.

Probably because your dick is so small that when you sat in front of it yanking it to the golden girls it made the screen look huge in contrast.

>"stop cheating the system, i hate your kind"
>he doesn't realize that the theater charging people $6 for a small drink and $5 for a small popcorn is the theater cheating the system

wew lad

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Ah yeah, that's probably it.

sounds comfy, I'm glad you had a good time with your grandma user. Cherish your abuelita a lil extra for me, ok?

cheap paper plate
too much food for plate and one sitting
overstacked sides - just a mess
small screen
sits in second row so front seats block bottom vision.
Doesn't have portable wooden meal rack for placing food while watching kino
black and white pretentious non kino

that's a yikes from me.

>>"Hey I need to check your ticket"
>>laugh and apologize "you win this time kid"
>>he looks at my steaming hot vindaloo
>>"You can't take that in sir"
>>laugh again "haha okay you got me this time kid"

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>snuck
burgerland

My underdeveloped penis

fucking golem

It's a plastic plate.
I couldn't even get it all on the plate, I had more in the bag still.
I don't care about presentation.
I'll give you the screen size
Not in the second row, I was towards the back. My vision wasn't blocked that is just the camera angle.
That's a good idea I'll get one for next time. Next time I plan on cooking in the theater.
It's not black and white, that's the preview for Solo.

>yikes

This. However sometimes planning fails.
>Get off work and plan to see Dunkirk
>Go to bar and get loaded first
>order a round and realize were late
>Female co-worker takes beers (in pint glasses) and manages to stand three of them upright in purse
>other female manages 2, sneak flask in in pocket
>literally smuggle in 5 full pint glasses of beer from a bar into dunkirk with 2 wasted chicks
>this is a mistake

based

You sicken me.

I would think a first world theater would restrict it, as it not only encourages sales at their counters, but it it blocks people from bringing in stinky smelling foods that ruin the experience for everyone.

That looks yummy as fuck senpai

being that pleb twat . wow you are knew

I watched Wallace and Gromit's The Wrong Trousers while ketty the other week - very intense, quite scary

Of course that is doable, but not without spilling beer everywhere. Most chicks don't want their purse full of beer.

cringe and autismpilled

colostomy bags?

I went to a midnight release for Star Wars Episode 1 and this nigga and his squad came in with 3 whole pizzas.

this

should of got the niggers removed legally

absolutely based.

>can we check your bag sir?
>no
>o...ok, enjoy the movie

They were white neckbeards

and yet popcorn is a staple of film that is served at every theatre and is easily more disruptive than eating most things.

>trailer park boys movie
>we smoke in the theatre
>assblasted wagie manager comes storming in and walks up and down the rows looking for the culprits
>we're done by then so we just laugh and he storms back out

You.
I've been following your posts, rolling my eyes every time I see this stupid picture-wondering who is the pathetic figure behind these low effort, repetitive, unfunny posts. But now I realize.. You're just a fat,fat man who's way of lashing out on the world that's rejecting him is to repeat comments as a braindead forth grader would do, signing with the ugliest, most jarring soijack. I just know that you hate yourself a little bit more inside every time you post a comment, replying to something that you consider yourself against, but I know now you only do this because you wish you had those things. God, you're unworthy of anything good in life. Fix yourself before it's too late.

>and yet popcorn is a staple of film that is served at every theatre and is easily more disruptive than eating most things.

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Do closing zip lock bags hurt your ears (which only your mother can still touch) too? Also, post puzzle piece T-shirts

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Yeah, except for denying blacks service.

>You.
>I've been following your posts,

That's going to be a HARD Ooof from me fa.m.

Creep much?

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chinese food