IS REAL

>B.B.B.B.BUT IS FAKE! YOU'RE A SHILL LARPING!!! THIS IS LARP LAAAARP AND FAKE!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=zqmtf7EZa6k

based and creepypilled

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>giving in to creepypasta cancer

Classic creepypastas are so terribly written you'd think a 10 year old wrote them.

what on earth are you talking about

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18+ site.

Classic creepypastas were written by ten year olds.

so sad that squidward died of ligma

wtf is ligma?

To cross the road.

Nothing much how about you?

ligma balls

LIGMA NUTS

This is the shittiest pasta i've ever read.
The quality of these things has taken such a nosedive over the years it makes me depressed.
No subtlety, no slow burns, no creepyness to it at all. Everythings turned into
>BUT JOHN, YOU ARE THE DEMONS
I feel like heading over to /x/ and starting some shit.

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A shit meme from zoomers

You know it is a joke right?

Yeah, I can see this being a real scene. It's a bit scary but so quickly it may not traumatize kids. It was probably a joke the animators wanted to include for years at some point but never got the chance to.

SUGANDESE NUTS

Not bone chilling enough for you, soiboi?

The co-founder of Apple

LIGMA BALLS

For me, it's If You See Her, Turn off the Game
some of the later story is a shitty but it's the kind of story that sticks with you

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It isn't, though. That one was supposed to be serious.

what the fuck are you talking about? Creepypastas are fucking scary!

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>I diden't even have time to eat fries

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I highly doubt it

spongebob is proto-zoomer trash

nice fedora, do you like edgar allan poe and ponies?

26 year olds are proto-zoomer?
How old are you?

>We were running out of gas
>Thankfully I filled the car up with my backup gas

I never found these scary but holy shit is that pissing me off

>SpongeBob creators reference a meme
Okay?

Steve jobs

You just dont get it do ya?
SQUIDWARD
JUST
KILLED
HIMSELF!

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Jesus Christ I am spooked

>proto-zoomer
Well if they came before zoomers...

Could that shotgun shop be any more lazy? If you’re going to do dumb shit like this at least make it look spongebob style

I dont know what you're talking about dude. IVE SEEN IT! THEY SHOWED THIS ON TV! I AM MENTALLY SCARRED FOR LIFE!

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Is English this guy's first language? Can't write for God damn shit.
Also only McDonalds drive thrus are 24 hours, not the lobbies. Writer is a moron
>Zack shot the lock btw

Remember the episode when Squidward killed Sneed?

i just watched this episode too. it didnt show the animation of squidward opening the top door, just the bottom 2.

it might honestly be real. its one thing to add a crappy shop on the screen, its another to add in completely new animation that looks the same

Sorry im not a zoomer, so i never seen spongebob

>how did McDonald's end up like this
Probably blacks

Squidward came on the TV and bled at me

And then John was a zombie.

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You're missing out. First few seasons at least are great.

Has anyone tried to make a faithful recreation of the Suidward's Suicide episode?

NEVER ASK WHO JOE IS
Seriously, how fucking out of ideas is Nickelodeon? Please just fucking let it die already before 30 years pass and 95% of the series is shit like the Simpsons

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Who is Joe???

is real, lad
youtube.com/watch?v=hXYPvjMY76E

Still waiting on that Dead Bart THH

joe mama bitch

What's the difference between Red Mist and Squidward's Suicide?

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>no mutilated kids
Why did Nick pussy out on us?

Squidward Suicide is the OG, But Red Mist is a bootleg Russian version of the same episode with additional details like a fish saying "the red mist is coming"

red mist is the episode title featuring squidward's suicide

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Its literally a joke

Am sorry,i don't speak nigger

>That's when I saw a small bomb in one of the dining tables. I picked up, fused with my lighter, and placed in the door. After 10 seconds, it finallt exploded. I was free to go wherever I want.

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Spongebob is a millennial show.

Got a real hyper-realistic vibe from this thread lads

Darth Plagueis

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FUCK OFF WITH YOUR CREEPY PASTA.
I ONLY LIKE SLOW BURNING BONE CHILLING PSYCHOLOGICAL DECONSTRUCTIVE THRILLERS THAT SUBVERT TROPES AND BUILD UP TO A TERRIFYING CLIMAX.

I can't believe squidward is fucking dead

Kino

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Okay but does your 'slow burning, bone chilling movies' come with Hyper-realistic bloody eyed cartoon characters, that hyper-realistly scream so loud and clear even though the volume is turned down?

HOLY SHIT BROS THIS CARTOON WHO LITERALLY NO ONE BUT TURBO AUTISTS WATCH REFERENCED SOMETHING THAT WAS POPULAR 10 YEARS AGO, NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME, SOCIETY AS WE KNOW IT IS FINISHED; CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
have sex losers

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>"With a bomb, you can go anywhere," he said out loud to himself

dumb zoom-zoom

Classic creepypastas were good. Then tumblr OC donutsteel fags came in

based Yea Forums shitposter

joe mama

BASED

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