What would a movie look like if it pandered to Yea Forums?

What would a movie look like if it pandered to Yea Forums?

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Very white.

Like Once Upon A Time in Hollywood, except it has Aidan Gillen instead of DiCaprio

it would like shit

>main character is a spergy virgin
>room is a mess
>has zero (0) friends
>lives with relatives
>unemployed and unemployable
>uncomfortable around women and minorities

>White male goes around killing minorities and fucking their women. Lots of braps, feet and cunny scenes.
White Yea Forumstards will love this and hail it as the greatest movie ever made. South Americans, East Europeans, Turks, and Pakistanis will jerk off to this and parrot what the whites say because they think it will win them brownie points with their """fellow""" whites and also because they are the most inferiority complex ridden niggers on the planet.

Drive.

He should also be fat and unattractive. Or played by Goose.
Also if nothing happens in the movie anons would complain that nothing happens. At least it should have nice cinematography, like the virgin staring at the sunset or some shit like that.

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rent free

sounds kino

Sneed

How many characters does this even have

All of them.

This movie has already been made

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Fucking thumbnail gets me every time

He'd have to look slightly disheveled but anons wouldn't want to identify with him if he was unattractive.
The plot is the difficult part; he would need to have zero development as a character while also being granted some level of power over his life

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BR2049
Joker

formerly DiCaprio

Like movies before the 2010s

Based

We already got /ourmovie/
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Blade Runner 2049

>What would a movie look like if it pandered to Yea Forums?

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sneed

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>no cunny

t. Self hating nigger