What is the most American movie?

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>lying of the internet
Post hand fatass.

That's like half a meal for me

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Smokey and the Bandit

capeshit

Are you a woman on a diet? This year is the first time I'm not a hungry skeleton in my life and I can eat one of those burgers in two sittings for sure

>"Yeah, senpai. Just shove half an uncooked onion in my chicken burger. Yep. That's the way I like it."

What fast food place?

American Graffiti

Oh fuck that looks delicious.
I'm doing intermittent fasting op why are you doing this to me?

are you retarded?

Stop counting calories women

i was gonna say you're a faggot and that raw onion on burgers are great, but i looked at the pic and that is indeed a big piece of onion

I didn't when I worked out more, but I've been lazy so I figure I should cut some meals to make up for it.

This.

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based foodposter

1200 calories a day is enough for an adult male. A McDonald's fillet o fish is 300 calories. That's 4 burgers a day.

>DYEL twink
>adult male
pick just one

Why yes I am. How could you tell?

maybe for an adult male in nigeria you twink fuck

>1200 calories a day is enough for an adult male

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Battleship

Nothing sums up America and Hollywood like that fucking film

>1200 calories a day is enough for an adult male.
"adult" "male"

idiocracy

I regularly ear this for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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I will never understand how someone hates the idea of food.

Literally a necessity for surviving, did the elite brainwash people to be such doomers or are they just this retarded?

If you eat more than bare minimum you will feel more energized to do stuff more and gain more muscle or brainpower. If you sit and do nothing that's bad for anything but resting

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Team America World Police

got me thinking about breakfast

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oh you filthy fucking americans, give me your god damn burgers, see picture, instantly starving, begin digesting soul, I NEED THESE BURGERS, SWEET CHRIST

where did you get this from

Based though why is there 6 burgers when there's four fries, drinks and sundaes?

That’s not even American wtf

shake shack.
best fries, burgers, onion rings, and milkshakes ever

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American carol
Paul blart shop shart
Delta force

I wanna try the quad lads

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Half the pizza looks like the same toppings.

>look up shake shack
>nearest location
>1 hour and 2 minutes away

Oh well, I was already planning on going to Sonic today anyway.

keep it in your mind the next time youre traveling. Best burgers ever

oh god my eyes are watering, i don't know how but I'm getting to shake shack. is it regional or country wide?

Wait, is this thread really just an ad to get us hungry for Shake Shack?
Could there be fast food shills on Yea Forums?

That clever positioning of everything to make the viewer think that the burger/fries on the box art is included in the meal.

Im eating 2800 on a cut

Yeah, you're but not a faggot with 3/4 of your calorie intake consisting of semen.

shake shack is overpriced and overrated, I've had better burgers at fucking wendy's.

Also, the most american movie needs to be:

>strongly centered around the strength and importance of the individual
>undermines authority in the name of moral right overcoming institutionalized evil
>the intelligent and learned must be the evil ones, the good guys are "normal off-the-street americans" with "street smarts" and a "sense of what's right"

Based on that, I'd say something like the first Superman, or maybe Star Wars.

If you want something that focuses on other aspects of America, then you might need to be more specific. I just picked the ones which would most resonate with American ideals and values.

oh also They Live, that fits American ideals really well for the late 20th century, and actually is a good commentary on American economic policy under Reagan and a commentary on globalization + colonization all at once, in addition to just being a kickass fun movie AND a heavy inspiration to the kickass American-as-fuck PC game, Duke Nukem 3D.

Uncooked onions are great on sandwiches and burgers. The trick is to slice them very thin, so you do not get a massive explosion of raw onion flavour in your mouth. They also provide a good contrast of textures with all the sloppiness of a burger.

Good taste, onions are the best vegetable.

but that's not in-n-out

Yeah, but that poster was obviously objecting to the size of the onion used and desu it is way too much. You're right that they gotta be thin, or diced works well too.

i want this.

Jungle Fever

t. chinese bug man

you're right, it's something that's actually worth the hype

raw onion tastes great

It's Australian. White trash Aussies (bogans) call it 'maccas'.

bullshit it is, both places are overrated, in-and-outers just never shut the fuck up about it

That's as many as four tens.
And that's terrible.

>4
>equal to 40

only thing terrible is your math, lex luthor

hahaha you so smol

Birth of a Nation

Ok I'm going to shake shack for lunch today because of this thread. Never been there before. What should I get?

Butt pregnant

How's that nacho cheese? I love dipping fries in nacho cheese. Del Taco used to have good cheese but then they replaced it with this lame gross white cheese.

BASED SHAKE SHACK

THE BURGER THAT ADDS A DEEP FRIED CHEESE FILLED MUSHROOM ON TOP IS THE GOAT

BUT WHO THE FUCK BUYS THE HOTDOGS RETARDS THATS WHO LMAO

Do Americans really eat this?

For sure. In fact why not pluck one and eat it whole, skin and all?

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That's 1800 calories. Skip a couple meals and treat yourself to a junk food day. Best thing to maintain a diet

>1200 calories
2000 calories isn't enough for 5'9 adult male who weighs 150 pounds. Exactley how small are you?

Based mr skeltel

I ran into Mark outside of a tattoo parlor and asked if it was really him and he said "I could be" then gave me the business card of a car salesman in Green Bay and walked away

Black Panther

Fucking based

I didn't think Somalia had internet.

Literally not a single serving for me

>1200 calories a day is enough for an adult male.
5'3" isn't an "adult"

because I'm not a runaway from a juvenile corrections facility in the desert

You're like a wittle baby, a cup of milk is probably enough for you

Homo

Been a while since you were a run anything neckbeard.

damn you reeled in a lot of (you)s with this one. nice job.

Nice big tub o' yello there to help it all slide through

ITS HOW THEY DO CHEESE FRIES

BUT SHAKE SHACKS FRIES ARE THE WORST ITEM THEY HAVE

>shake shack next to office
>shake shack next to apartment
remind me again why Yea Forums hates based NYC?

American Psycho

I’m getting so fat bros. That would literally be a between-meal snack for me these days

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Fun place to visit but I would never want to live there. Too crowded, dirty and expensive. WAAAAY better than LA though.

Those fries look like shit.

Who /fishandchips/ here?

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Last summer break I visited Dubai and we had a choice between having dinner at Shake Shack or the hipster organic burger joint next to it, we chose the hipster place and I got explosive diarrhea lmao. We should've gone to Shake Shack.

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...

True
LA has become an actual fucking hellscape in the past few decades, while NYC is still just a super expensive 'I'm walkin here!' urban jungle.
Either way though you're going to be paying $2k a month to live in a closet, but at least in NYC you won't be a 2 hour drive from work.

Care for a bit o' brekky?

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>the "people" that eat this for breakfast also call Americans freaks for eating a burger
Bongs truly are the joke of the world

Because it is. It's italian sausage and bruschetta, italian sausage and pepperoni, pepperoni, and cheese.

There are, and they’re extremely good at their jobs. There was a thread this week about sausage McMuffins and when I mentioned I was gonna go get one thanks to the thread, the guy responded with the details on a 2-for-1 deal on them

All anglos are subhumans who can't into food

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It's just banter. Everyone knows that the US and UK are gay for each other.

Looks absolutely delicious. American food is top tier tbqh.

based fry up

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>t. sues his work colleagues for too much banter

Amerifats ain't got shit on bong breakfasts

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Pain and Gain

>the US and UK are gay for each other
Half of that statement is entirely untrue, we literally had a fucking war over it

we fought much bigger and more recent wars on the same side

>Americans are all fat because they don't eat my shitty island's breakfast of 4k calroies of pure brown every day
huh?

But most of that is eaten for breakfast in America as well.

Yeah, because you bitchlads counted on the fucking frogs instead of planning an actual continental defense and the Japs felt the need to fuck up our vacation islands.

Poofs

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>US should be in charge of Europe's defense

The absolute state of you.

The ShackMeister is really nice. The shallots work really well.

we already are, look at nato

>literally paying terrorists to come to what's left of your countries so they can culturally enrich your locals with late-night cultural enrichment mobs and bi-weekly grenade bombings
How's that defense going?

Pearl Harbor

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I see that person order the american children light option

I see English isn’t your fist language

I wish I lived in Amerikar, that looks quite tasty.

I mean technically yes. It is a great movie though

Literally $10 at a Culvers
And boy is it tasty, though the cheese curds really are the best choice

Thanks user, now I want to drive 30 minutes to the nearest Culver's.

Would you be willing to marry a Slav to take care of your house/basement/dwelling in exchange for feeding me fast food.

>tfw live in Wisconsin and there are 3 Culvers' within a 10 minute walk
Get dabbed on

1200 is the bare fucking minimum if you're an inactive piece of shit

>tfw live in Iowa
Midwest is the comfiest

One step ahead of you
I am a slav ;_;

I just live up north in butt fuck nowhere :^(

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We can still marry. I want that citizenship.

PERFECT!

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An American Carol from 2008.

Alright, then I know there's gotta at least be an A&W near you

easy rider
you shits

I don't marry dudes, unless that boiupusy super tite
Also not entirely sure if gay marriage is legal in this state

Lets just say the Superior coastline kinda sucks for fast food.

based and opepilled

Fug that looks good

Oof that's rough
Have a spotted cow on me, friend

I would last a week with all that food

Blacked.com

It is legal in every state. The supreme court made the ruling that no state can deny gay marriage a little while back. It was kind of a big deal.

my fry up this morning

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loves me munchie box m8

Proper good that

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fuck this picture one of you faggots recommended this trash and i ended up sick for 2 days for food poisoning.

Yo dawg! I also made a fry-up variation!

Sausage
Eggs
Mushrooms
Cajun Red Beans
Hash Browns
Tomatillos
Toast

Wizard of Oz

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you would need to be like 5 feet tall and completely sedentary for that not to make you lose weight btw

Wheres this?

Good. I expect my concealed carry license to be recognized under the same reasoning.

that fat fuck kek

FILTERED

Noice fren

bet fatty got knocked out

Based

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>Unironically eating that cheese-soaked slodge Americans call "Pizza"

Go to Italy and eat a Pizza made with italian ingredients and italian recipes

AVIN A CHEEKY BIT O BREKKY LA?

We have tons of neapolitan pizza restaurants all over the US now. We know of the different styles.

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Shitty cardboard fries. Overpriced everything else . Slow service .

In-n-out > shake shack

I could honestly eat all that in one sitting and I'm not fat.

Is this the gamer fuel thread?

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Morrisons Big Daddy breakfast is honestly brilliant, especially being a supermarket cafe dish.

Based XY genetics

my snack from earlier

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Agreed

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Needs hot sauce and jalapenos

I couldn't eat all that in one sitting and I'm fat

>OI what you say about salah m8

youtube.com/watch?v=rTfJlCp7tyA

who /munchybox/ here?

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>Americans don't have shit on bongs
Is this a joke?

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I don't get how Americans eat sweets like pancakes and waffles for breakfast, let alone even mixing them with bacon. It's such a weird combo.

Based fat deaf niggas thread

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If you're still here, I want you to know that I understood that reference

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>Doesn't understand mixing sweet and savory together
No taste

On my way to McDonald's right now to get something to eat while I watch John Wick 3, what should I order?

FOCKIN EU

THIS WHAT THEY WANT TO TAKE FROM US LADS

ARE WE GUNNA LETUM!

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McDonalds is garbage. At least have some self respect and try to find a Culvers, Freddies, or DQ.

the box is included with the meal user

He’d fuckin rock you, lad ya fuckin poof

hydrate level four please

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I mean the EU probably would outlaw munchy boxes. They've got away with banning much less.

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based

the whole point in that was to rub other people's noses in the fact that you can afford a refrigerator.

I genuinely pity anyone from the south. Being Norfen is such a blessing.

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And yet when the president tells California they can no longer set their own auto emission limits, the right goes silent on state's rights.

you call THAT a pizza?

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you are proabably really healthy if you fast that much intenitonally

>Chips
>Onion rings
>Horrible sausages and hashbrowns
>Week af bacon
Shit breakfast

based fast food marketers

Can't do that my dude, where I live (Donostia) McDonald's is the only fast food joint available right now, what's the least shitty order I can get

Team America

Double Quarter Pounder with cheese if they even have those in that hellhole.
I'm a proud American with the FREEDOM to choose from many different fast food joints thanks to my CAPITALIST market.

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How hard is it to fuck up toast?

Such a badass, cheating death like that

how much they charge for a box like that? 6£?

REMEMBER THIS IS ENGLAND MAIT

THE CULINARY HOME OF THE TOAST SANDWICH

YES THE MEAT IS TOAST LMAO

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Yeah while the lass is shopping

this while peggy sue does the shop

Kek as if big fat twat
this
£10 delivered

Dont eat the tin keks

>tfw I think I've got a hernia but I'm too scared it's a tumor or something to get it checked out (family history of gut related cancer) so i live off portions a child would starve on to take the pressure off it instead.

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Hiatal Hernia? Do you have acid reflux/gerd/heartburn. Get on some esomeprazole before you burn your esophagaus up. Take 40mg daily and it will completely go away. Then you can go back to eating.

>Norf is free, proud and a powerhouse of industry
>Souf would rather overturn democracy and remain slaves to Europe, are limp-wristed and contribute nothing but the intake of Muslims to the nation

Pick one

THIS IS UNWISE, GUT CANCERS ARE HIGHLY TREATABLE IF ADDRESSED EARLY

GO GET A CHEEKY CT SCAN YA DAFT CUNT

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Its probably genuinely autistic people.
Anything that isnt apple sauce and animal crackers probably freaks them out.

DONT FORGET THE TENDIES MOMMY

This

who /nashville hotchicken/ here

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Boyz in the hood

>About 3000 calories in a single meal
>The lazy man child eating that probably will spend the entire day playing video games and watching cartoons

its great to see more posters from Uganda

or Syria

Dazed and Confused

Shake Shack is overrated garbage.

Friendly reminder to delusional americans that there's not 1gr of actual nutrients in a filet-o-fish, it's literally fake food.

so?
>it's unhealthy
you don't want americans to be healthy because then they kick your ass

That's what I thought. Burger was small as shit and tasted like it could be from McDonalds.

Keks

Ten Norf Men could take your country in a night

>Needs hot sauce and jalapenos

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Blame the fucking italians who came here and started this shit. I'll be on my merry way enjoying both styles.