Be a wizard

>be a wizard
>turn frog into chocolate
>don't kill it beforehand
why?

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>be wizard
>so retarded that you can't comprehend the value of a rifle
>only engage in honorable one-on-one close-quarters fights to the death against the minions of a genocidal monster

Made by a wizard who hates children. You should read the books. He does some really sick shit to the other candy.

i read the books and i dont remember this.

I just finished reading the books. That was not in there at all.

Isn't that the fun of it, that it's a piece of chocolate that hops around?

guns won't work in the magical realm

and even if they did, it's still a stupid idea that only Americans argue to give teachers guns

Why wouldn't a gun work? It's simple machinery. If they can run a train they can run a gunsmithing store.

I'm pretty sure guns are irrelevant against wizards. they could easily counter them if not caught by surprise.

>there's people on this board who are unironically reading the potter books

>countering a 961 m/s projectile

So what did she get up to after they dropped the kids off at school?

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just use magic that makes metal vanish. and like i said as long as its not by surprise the wizards should be able to take care of it. they can even heal wounds pretty fast.

>that candy that kills teenage boys boners for life but makes them even hornier with no way to cum
>that candy that causes teenage girls to have permanent nonstop orgasms

Rowling must have been horny when writing this stuff.

She sniffs all the seats.

>he spends most of his time cooming rather than reading some children’s kino in one sitting
get your priorities straightened out, pleb

I'd sniff Hermione's seat

I started reading them when I was 9 or 10 and even back then I was aware of the poor writing.

Perhaps you were horny when you wrote this.

Got me.

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>he reads children's books when he could be cooming

I won't let you sniff my face, that's gay user.

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