We need more 'admiral haldo' action figures in the gift shop

I repeat, we are sold out of 'admiral haldo' action figures.

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Do you think there were any little boys who received this and reacted like that little redheaded girl who gets the black doll from her aunt?

I went into my local toy store and the only toy gone was like 3 storm troopers. The entire star wars section was practically untouched. I don't expect it was just restocked, I think no one has bought any of them in months

looks like a tranny

Sorty, I only collect Rose Tico toys.

>I WENT INTO MY LOCAL TOY STORE

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haha rekt
gonna save this and use it on the redditors from now on

>long sentences
>no sense of humor or wit
>mad as fuck

you don't have the talent

>long sentences
well i geusst that niggers have something against that.

but still it is the truth

these black edition figures are specifically made for manchildren though so they might actually sell a couple

THIS IS HOW WE DEFEAT THEM FINN

It astounds me that they actually made toys out of these fucking unmarketable characters like Holdo and Rose.
It'd be one thing if they went "fuck toys, fuck marketability, we're making serious space drama now and characters will look like shit because that's realistic", but they didn't. They instead thought that these shit characters would sell toys.

I saw some unopened Finn boxes in a second-hand shop.

I wanted a Rose figure but they were always sold out immediately.

So I just modified a Bobby Lee figure.

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young boys don't want to play with action figures anymore. Its not like how it was 30 years ago

>It has nothing to do with the fact that instead of white male soldiers they are offered a middled aged woman with pink hair and a dress

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Avengers and Transformers toys fly off the shelves.

Well, you'll be excited to hear that the next Star Wars anthology movie is: Holdo: The Battle of Chyron Belt, where a crack team of multicultural women join force to take down the evil patriarchal empire.
Can't wait!!

where's my cyberfrog, ethan?

I mean old Star Wars made toys out of pretty much every background alien, but then again those background aliens looked cool. Like I had the hammerhead alien and the pig who plays in the band at Hutt’s place and a green dude with buckteeth from the Cantina who I hink gets his arm chopped off, and they were cool. I would make little stories with them. I also had the rancor guy and he was lame. So I dunno about having a purple hair woman toy.

>tfw its your turn to dust the Star Wars isle again

I can't imagine any kid wanting to play with a Holdo toy

If I made a video of me hotgluing one of these action figures and sent it to Rian Johnson and Laura Dern, do you think I'd get a response from them?

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