I didn't come alone this time, Robert. You can't refuse me entry
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>Robert's POV
a daring new evolution in kinoplex posting
>no robert in the reflection on the screen
lost. 10/10
My exact thoughts. Jesus, this is something otherworldly.
wait wtf, he has chad bone structure
>designated shooter needing a date
What kind of shithole kinoplex is this? No singles policy isnt suppose to apply to the designated shooter.
>that
>chad structure
you wish
posting in revolutionary thread
You still must submit to the mandatory penis inspection, whereupon if a foreskin is detected it will need to be removed before you can enter
>That jaw
>Chad
Is the joke that it's a calm peaceful professional black guy with a white name while in reality black people are typically violent savages?
>he doesn't have a house negro
Why didn’t Americans just castrate their slaves? How many white wives and daughters hopped to the barn for a quick BBC gangbang you think? When all that could’ve been avoided with a bit of “snip-snip”.
Go back to your containment board; I'll provide the link
They wanted slaves to make more slaves.
Hes not the designated shooter. Hes a rogue.
Here is your limited edition Joker popcorn tub. Your crab legs will be brought to you shortly. Your kino is in kinotorium #5 on the left. Enjoy the kino, sir.
>actually being butthurt over the Robert meme because it's """""racisssssssst"""""
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If you don't like the edgy right wing humor on Yea Forums you can always leave.
>They wanted slaves to make more slaves.
Well I guess they got what they asked for.
Anyway,
we won't tolerate conduct like that in here. Robert is a respectable citizen and an upstanding memeber of the Kinoplex workforce. Begone.
>we won't tolerate conduct like that in here. Robert is a respectable citizen and an upstanding memeber of the Kinoplex workforce. Begone.
Yes, that's literally the joke, that he's black and actually a respectable citizen for once and that makes user confused.
The whole kinoplex joke is how confused user is at what he's seeing. Anvils, falcons, penis inspection, respectable black people etc
What the fuck are you talking about? Why would any of that be confusing to see in a Kinoplex? Do your theatres not look like pic relates?
Kek
kek
Where are the manlet pits?
Yeah, OP really phoned it in
I come prepared
Fucking saved.
I'm as racist as the next guy, but you're obviously new and need to go back
based and redpilled
Implying Adam Lanza was in any shape or form a chad
He became a Chad the moment he shot those people. You can bet those girls would have sucked his dick without asking for anything in return.
>The whole kinoplex joke is how confused user is at what he's seeing. Anvils, falcons, penis inspection, respectable black people
I thought Robert was a metaphor for how movies are anons only friend, his only solace.
>R-Robert? I never thought I would see you again.
>user this is... W-well... Robert is your father.
The no singles policy was just bullshit made up by dad so I would get a gf
Well now that you know there's only one thing left for me to do for you, little buddy. Check the bottom of your popcorn. I've left an extra special pass in there for you.
Congratulations, you can finally use it.
>We won't tolerate conduct like that in here. Robert is a respectable citizen and an upstanding member of the Kinoplex workforce. Begone.
Hear hear!
Torn between how absolutely right you are admonishing you for shitting on a brave new take on the classic scenario
He looks like fucking Phelps, maximum mouth breather.
Like all good art, Robert posting doesn't have a singular allegorical meaning. You take from it what you bring to it
>one-way ticket for the joker please robert
>no i won't be needing a return ride
I’m no artist but I tried
>he doesnt know robert
dont go to the kinoplex often do you
>joker screening gear
damn
How new
Do you pirate your movies? I see robert every time I go to the kinoplex
he looks like a literal retard
All black Americans have European Y DNA
No fireworks show? What a shitty theater.
Where are my crab legs? You STUPID FUCKING NIGGER
based
You didn't tell me you had such a cute looking sister user! Anyway here's some crablegs on the house. Enjoy!
Hey, Hickok is a nice old guy. Don't fucking do that shit.
The joke is we all play along so we can suss out the newfags. FOUND ONE!
jesus christ, shut the fuck up
>Dog or burger user?
Kill yourself newfag.
this level of based is off the charts
you don't have to try so hard
>Attention, Kinoplex patrons. The incel threat is now under control. I repeat, the incel threat is now under control. You may resume your kino
b-but you're cooking neither
>ywn get drunk with Robert
What’s the point of living anymore
Because slaves were expensive as shit.
I wonder if this guy knows theres a whole image board who loves him and wants the best for his future.
Who the hell makes this shit? Pretty good though. Imma post this in reddit.
You can't be in all the kinoplexes at the same time, Robert. THE GAMER UPRISING CANT BE STOPPED
Dude actually seems like a real cool guy.
I wish I was friends with Robert. We could go to the Kinoplex together on his days off and catch the latest kinos. He'd get me in for free but I'd always buy the crab legs. That would have been great.
just get drunk in robert threads
Only 113 dead this time, and most due to a stampede in the manlet pit, kinoplex security is getting better
Uncle tom's are based
Robert is Yea Forums kino
The teargas and taser incidents have also decreased.
Things are looking up!
there is another grill behind him
I dunno about uncle tom but this man has saved more shooters and helped kill more innocent kinoplexers than any incel can ever dream of.
Robert I am honored to know your meme.
is his name really Robert?
>>Dog or burger user?
he's cooking steaks
Based but cringe
Checked
>It's a Robert participates in the RISE UP episode
That's a two digit decimal fake-out.
Never be fooled again.
Those are clearly ribs.
I'll pop some corn in your ass nikka BLAP BLAP BLAP
I always bring my mommy along to the kinoplex to get around the No Singles policy.
they let her vouch for me during the Penis Inspection too (her and Robert had a fling once, a long time ago)
Who is this “getty images” character
uh yeah this post gets a kino from me dawg
my theater had to do away with the backup shooter due to budgetary constraints. but a lot of times they’ll call in a freelancer to get the job done.
I’ve even seen Robert pay him out of his own pocket before.
based smooth talking robert
what a loveable goof
Just want to let you know that I appreciate you, Robert editor bro.
The screen is angled up so there wouldn't be a reflection unless robert was right up on it and even then the reflection would be as if you were short and looking up at robert, mostly seeing chin.
Got the template?
Get out of here David Hogg, shoo
sandy hook has to be the most obvious false flag ever, I assume the jews didn't work on it
Here you go bro
Where is the entry to the popcorn mines???
2 tickets for Joker coming right up!
Can someone post the original?
SOMEONE POST THE TEMPLATE. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DAMN
kino
>Got the template?
Here's a psd if you want to play with it
www5.zippyshare.com
Imagine the terror of those kids watching this freak dancing and shooting at them
I wish I was that kind of autist.
lol you bastard
>Destructive edits everywhere with no backup
yikes
Audible kek
first time Yea Forums has made me chuckle in a long time
haha hey Robert, my main Rasta PIIIIIIMP!
*shoots "double guns"*
*spins around*
Howzabout a little tasty treat for your boy here? About to enjoy some first class kino!
*attempts a moonwalk*
*shimmies*
heh... maybe you can help me out... give me an extra popcorn on the sly...
*winks at qt*
heh... gonna go talk to that fine lass... and maybe later fuck her up the ass!
*grabs crotch*
*walks toward girl who was clearly within earshot*
>that power stance
"Just try to push me over, user! Come on now, don't be shy!"
>Peanuts shirt
He really is /ourguy/
Yeah right youre all doing it unironically this whole time and actually want to be friends with a black person
Is there a movie chain that serves crab legs for real? There's one where I live with recliners, you can order meals and they'll bring it to your seat (which has a drop-down table). But they don't serve crab. Closest is the fish tacos or the fish and chips.
Ah, sir... I'm afraid your 'female' companion is tripping the tranny detectors. I'm afraid I'll have to charge you both the dilation fee."
Is Robert your father?
Anyone else try and apply for the position of designated shooter at Joker screenings? Its literally impossible to get one in America, even for matinees.
Of the fucking memes, this is the absolute weirdest.
>A-user? How longs it been? I thought you got life in the popcorn mines
everyone knows you will, tourist
>theater shooter evasion training
Um, Robert, do accept EBT cards for popcorn?
Ummm excuse me maam why are you blinking like that? S....O....S....?
Why yes, I would like a hot dog. How could you tell?
Anyone got Robert's Instagram? He did some other Getty images
You could say he knows : )
hi Robert
I love how the Jannies finally gave up on deleting kinoplex threads
my mommy won’t tell me, but I have my suspicions.
It sure felt like a lifetime, Robert. But look at you, it's like you haven't aged a day! Truth is it's my health Robert. I've got what the docs down there call "popcorn lung". Every morning I cough up about half a litre of butter flavoured popcorn topping. They said I only have 3 months left to live. The warden of the mines gave me a reprieve. I'm a free man again, Robert. Now how about a nice bucket of popcorn and a pair of tickets to that movie you mentioned in your letter?
KEK
Godamn user godamn.
Finally free yet all has been spent.
Is there no golden popcorn ending to this story?
I need to believe user, I need to believe.
Step this way sir
Robert, I gotta level with you. I fucked a guy the other day. And by "fucked", I mean "got fucked by". I was just so horny, Robert, that I went to a meetup thread on /soc/ and uploaded photos of my ass, begging to be topped. I met up with a guy in my area, and I let him fuck me, Robert. He used a condom, of course, but he also used me. I liked it, Robert. I liked every inch, and every second of it. He bent me over, he put me on my knees, he even put me on my back with my ankles resting on his shoulders and plowed my ass as I let out little yelps of pleasure. I came so close to a prostate orgasm. I ended up blowing him, let him cum in my mouth, too.
Truth is, Robert, I'm not gay. I have a fiance, and I love to fuck her like a man fucks a woman. Like that man fucked me last night. But it makes me wonder. Am I gay, Robert? I'm asking you because you're the wisest man I know, and I know you wouldn't ever tell any of the rest of these theater patrons. Having a gay experience is normal, right? But, what about wanting to have another one? I lust for cock now, Robert. I crave it. Even when I'm fucking my girl, I think about how much better it might be if some well-hung fuck stud was fucking me as I fucked her. Oh God, Robert, what have I done?